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  1. This is going to sound weird, but if you could soup-up your bike to become other worldly, what would you do to it? Would you give it super abilities? Like invincibility or invisibility? Would you add tech. that transforms the bike into a transformer? What is something you always wished you could do with your bike? Whether it's because you're body can't take it or it's physically impossible.

  2. A magnetic (gotta be with magnets 😄 ) stabilizer for when I get "grounded" by pedestrians! 😄

  3. haha. awesome! Creative. What about the second question? What is something you always wished you could do with your bike? Whether it's because you're body can't take it or it's physically impossible. I'm basically asking what your limits are.

  4. I forgot! And a 100% secure security solution with zero weight added. 😄

    Can't think of something for the second question. 🙂

    Dunno. . . Get more dates? 😄

  5. That's one cool bike!
    I'm sure you can get more dates if you put your mind to it.
    You can buy more too. 😉
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    By that I mean fruit dates. haha.

  6. Ah yes not very into prostitutes unfortunately. 😄

  7. I would be surprised if you were. I'm glad most guys don't hump everything that moves. Haha.
    Some probably don't because it's illegal, but I like to believe most guys have standards and self-respect. 😄

  8. Regalia said:

    I would be surprised if you were. I'm glad most guys don't hump everything that moves. Haha.
    Some probably don't because it's illegal, but I like to believe most guys have standards and self-respect. 😄

    I so do ... 😄

    Btw I live in Europe and prostitutes are very very legal here. 😄

    There are some unlicenced ones but they are well skunky. 😄

    Actually it just doesnt do it for me. 🙂

    Maybe a sex nurse. 🙂 But prostitutes not so much. 🙂

    Prostitutes are for kids man ... 😄 And old ppl from when it was "normal" and more "ethical" so they wouldnt do the wifes. 😄

  9. You love emojis don't you? They are adorable. <3

    You would hump anything that moves?

    I guess they figure that people will have sex whenever/wherever they feel like it.

    Eww. Skunky? They really stink?! I know their bodies aren't exactly temples, but really, stinky? 😕

    Oh yea, get some sexy fantasy going on. Who doesn't dream of nurses going rogue?🙂

    So they WOULDN'T do their wives?! I'm confused. Prostitutes were once used to make sure old men and young adults don't steal wives?

  10. I use them a lot yes. They kinda make prostitution related text look even funnier. 😄

    Well I wouldnt hump a bike. That moves too! (Gotta keep it related lol.)

    I dont know. I havent smelled them! I ment it in a "they are nasty" kind of way. Alot of them might be illegal in a number of ways.

    Prostitutes here are taxed, registered and have to take medical exams.

    There are some Sex aid nurses that "help" 😄 (l just had to use that smiley now). They dont try to lure you with pink Feather scarfs and rip-proof Stockings. 😄

    Yeah in the old days ppl were rarely getting married to attractive gurls. Rich was kinda the motive. 😄

    (Alot of scary wedding pictures. Even nowdays you see the occational crooked eyed killer whale with the not too bad looking dude in the church.)

  11. It's true! I can imagine it now, emojis in: A world of Prostitution. 😄

    I'm sure someone in the world does. lmao. We have terrible imaginations. My cousin told me I had a crazy imagination and she's about five years younger than me. hehe.

    Oh, I thought you could of heard from a friend or something. Tell me about it, prostitutes, clean or not. Usually have some form of trouble behind them.

    I can't believe that it's basically an occupation. What the country folk, here, would do for a taste of Europe. heh.
    Lalala, riding down a street one day. Oh look, a hooker. Ooo, she has papers. Hop on this bike, broad. I have $500 with your name on it. lol!

    hehehe. Saucy! Give me a piece of that action any day. Oh, they're the dominant type, huh? Mm. Tehe. 😄

    Thank God, things have sort what changed! 🙂

    I never see pics like that. That sounds hilarious.

    It's hard to stay on the topic of cycling. haha.

    I'm going to get some sleep now. I'll reply when I wake up. Bye for now. 🙂

  12. Street? Noo!

    You have to go to their "office". 😄

    If you are a "Decor" enthusiast you might get a bit of a shock in there. 😄

    "I cant afford it" anyway... Lolol 😄

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  13. By office you mean...? Their semen covered bedroom?

    I am a Decor enthusiast! "Lemme see this 'office' of yours." haha.

    How long is this video? I have usage and my dad freaks out when it's overused by videos or downloads. I wish I had fast internet in my area.

  14. Its 7 seconds. 😄

    Yes! That is exactly what I ment! 😄

    Maybe thats why they have all these blacklight bulbs in there.. To show for the cleanliness of the premises. 😄

    Here ye go: 😄

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  15. You're a big fan of Futurama, huh? I think I watched one episode. It wasn't half bad. I need to watch it again. That was funny. It's funny that she has an uppity attitude when she is the lowest of the low.

    This looks like a murder scene or something! Scary. Yuck. It makes me want to vomit, it looks so bad. Although, it could look worse for a [censored] house. What is that jug for? It can't be a cleaning product. And those little puddles. I don't even want to know what that is.

    OMG, Why am I always up so late?! I need sleep. I need to change my sleeping schedule. Talk to you later.

  16. I watched a few episodes of it. 😉

    Thats a very bad way to talk about these ho's!!! 😄

    The inside is much better. 😄 Less Georgian mobsters with dogs too! (Not that there is something wrong about them either...)

    Hey in Minessota or LA that could be an Underground Hipster Bar No? 😄

    The jug is probably a cleaning product or maybe thats how they distill their Cocaine. 😄

    Later dude. 😄 (You'll be back... 😉 😄 )

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  17. I would want it to have the ability to transform into any other small tech like scooter, skateboard etc. it just had a remote and with the click of a button I choose which one I wish to use today.

  18. Volnix said:

    I watched a few episodes of it. 😉

    Thats a very bad way to talk about these ho's!!! 😄

    The inside is much better. 😄 Less Georgian mobsters with dogs too! (Not that there is something wrong about them either...)

    Hey in Minessota or LA that could be an Underground Hipster Bar No? 😄

    The jug is probably a cleaning product or maybe thats how they distill their Cocaine. 😄

    Later dude. 😄 (You'll be back... 😉 😄 )

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    Sorry, I had some things to do.

    Is there any better way to talk about them? There's always a better option than prostitution. Except for assassination.

    Wow! So, every movie I've ever watched that contained hoes and pimps were right? I thought it was only humor! I need to start questioning common 'jokes'. Does it get worse from here?

    Most likely, yeah. 😄

    I think I dislike crackheads more than prostitutes. Prostitutes who are crackheads, can't stand them at all.

    That pose is NOT flattering and it never will be. haha. Is it the lighting?

  19. Zhen25 said:

    I would want it to have the ability to transform into any other small tech like scooter, skateboard etc. it just had a remote and with the click of a button I choose which one I wish to use today.

    😄

  20. Regalia said:

    Sorry, I had some things to do.

    Is there any better way to talk about them? There's always a better option than prostitution. Except for assassination.

    Wow! So, every movie I've ever watched that contained hoes and pimps were right? I thought it was only humor! I need to start questioning common 'jokes'. Does it get worse from here?

    Most likely, yeah. 😄

    I think I dislike crackheads more than prostitutes. Prostitutes who are crackheads, can't stand them at all.

    That pose is NOT flattering and it never will be. haha. Is it the lighting?

    I never understood why there is no crack here..

    Is Crack an American thing? 😄

    Mmm I kinda dig the girl in the photo. 😄

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