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What Is The Best Joke You've Ever Heard?

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  1. My favorite one is:

    A young boy enters a barber shop [FONT=verdana]and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”[/FONT]
    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
    “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
    “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
    Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
    The boy licked his cone and replied,
    “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

  2. That was a very hilarious joke. A very intelligent joke if i may put it that way.

  3. jeremy2 said:

    That was a very hilarious joke. A very intelligent joke if i may put it that way.

    Agreed, lol.

  4. That was a witty joke my friend, a good one.

    I have one which is kind of idiotic but it always gives me a good laugh.[ATTACH=full]2985[/ATTACH]

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  5. Kakashi said:

    That was a witty joke my friend, a good one.

    I have one which is kind of idiotic but it always gives me a good laugh.[ATTACH=full]2985[/ATTACH]


    That's very typical here in our country when it comes to small businesses and it is quite entertaining too. Probably a good source of laughter but in a joke way.

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