Let's share some funny pickup lines in this thread (Word of caution- Use these pickup lines at your own risk!).
"You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon."
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Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
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My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
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Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
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I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
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If you want some cycling jokes, just go to the source link. Here's an example,
Tandem Riders
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/cyclingjokes.html
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Girl, I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause your drop dead gorgeous.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/harrypotterpickuplines.html
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz ur the only 10 I see haha
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Hi!
"You Are Almost As Hot As Sun."
Source: Harry Potter Pick Up Lines -
girl, tell me, does your mother need a son-in-law?
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treecko142 said:
Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
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GeorgeDem said:
girl, tell me, does your mother need a son-in-law?
That is almost a classics🙂 -
loooooool
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