A Visit to Dr. Chung's Office
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Patient: Hello, I'm here to see Dr. Chung.
Recept : Please have a seat.
(later) Recept : Dr. Chung will see you now. (enters office)
Chung : Good Morning! How may I help you?
Patient: Good Morning, Doctor. I have been having a pain in my chest that comes and goes. I'm
frankly a little concerned that it might signal a heart problem.
Chung : Hmm. I see. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Patient: (taken aback) Well, ah, that is kind of personal and I don't see how that has anything to
do with my chest pains.
Chung : The untruthful often feign lack of understanding.
Patient: Now just a minute! Are you calling me a liar?
Chung : I didn't say "liar".
Patient: Well you certainly implied it.
Chung : Is it your claim that you can see into my heart?
Patient: Well, but, but, ...
Chung : Why do you hate Jesus Christ:
Patient: I don't hate Jesus Christ!!!
Chung : Truth is often painful to the untruthful.
Patient: Are you saying you think the pain in my chest could have something to do with religion?
Chung : I have the gift of Truth Discernment.
Patient: Please stop talking in riddles! I hate riddles! I'm just looking for some help here!
Chung : Why do you hate me?
Patient: I don't hate you!!! Your are twisting everything around!
Chung : Is it your claim that I am twisted? see
http: //heartmdphd/libel.asp.
Patient: Look, I think this interview is concluded.
Chung : You have my pity. I will pray for you. Please pay at the front desk.
Recept : (on the intercom) Dr. Chung, a Mr. Mu is here to see you. He says you agreed to buy lunch.
Chung: The untruthful often try to get others to buy lunch.