After only two months in my employment, Behemoth, my luxurious new Dutch bike, is off sick with
a flat rear tire. Thus my recently upgraded French supermarket bike, Myrtille, returns to
active service.
Although I try to be persistent and keep up a brave face, it is becoming harder and harder to
deny the evidence. Despite her humble origins, Myrtille is far more comfortable and easier to
ride than Behemoth. At least 6 lb lighter, she is also perceptibly faster. She covers the 1.5 km
between my work and home in 16 minutes with traffic lights, wheras Behemoth rarely makes it in
less than 18 minutes.
This greater comfort makes for greater safety. So long as I am in the right gear, I have no trouble
starting Myrtille. With Behemoth, starting is a major issue. She fails me often. Once, she failed me
at a busy intersection. It was impossible to get back into the stream of traffic after the light and
I had to wheel her home. Because of this, I am far more reluctant to stop when riding Behemoth than
Myrtille. Traffic lights have me swearing; and though I have always observed them up to now, the
temptation not to is much stronger.
With Myrtille, I can more or less cleave to a cycling lane at the right side of the road. Behemoth's
steering is so erratic that she must take the middle of the lane, to the annoyance of traffic behind
me. Her sway can extend to two meters in either direction, especially the vertiginous leftward flop
at startup. Myrtille can coast downhill on automatic pilot. With Behemoth, I must continually be
minding the handlebars and the pressure on my wrists gets very painful very quickly. Behemoth
routinely fails even simple corner turning. If it weren't for her excellent brakes, I would already
have crashed into a wall or two.
Behemoth is not without her advantages. The Nexus gear shifter is a treasure. I never have to worry
about what gear I'm in, and there is no need to go extra route just to get into the right gear. Now
that Myrtille has an 8-speed derailleur rather than the 5-speed she was born with, shifting is even
more confusing than it used to be. I realize I arrived at work this morning in 5th when I was
supposed to be in 2nd. The back gate better be open this evening or I won't be able to start up the
hill from the front.
Behemoth's cleanliness is next to godliness. Her chain is fully covered, her back wheel has a skirt
guard as well as a mud guard. Myrtille tends to put mucky stains on the back of my skirts. Often I
don't notice these until they have transferred themselves to the pale, expensive upholstery of my
living room. Then there is Myrtille's hem-ripping tendency, which obliges me to hoik up my skirts in
an inelegant and not always decent manner. I must also praise the fact that Behemoth is almost
completely maintenance-free (unless this tire-blasting trick is going to become a regular feature).
Myrtille needs tending every fortnight or so.
Until her upgrade, Myrtille had non-existent cantilever brakes that could not be relied on for
downhill stints. Her new V-brakes seem competitive with Behemoth's rollers, though they still sing
in the rain. She also liked to pop chain every time I went above 3rd gear. The verdict is not yet in
on her new derailleur, but the lower speeds seem to be rather rheumy, with particular trouble in the
most used first and second gears.
As I was riding Myrtille for rather longer than Behemoth, I have held up the hope that I would get
used to Behemoth eventually. I have measured the frame sizes . Myrtille is a tiny 46 cm, Behemoth is
a medium 50 cm. On paper at least, Myrtille is too small for me and Behemoth is correct, but still
on the small side. However, I realize I really am not happy with Behemoth's 700mm wheels. Whereas,
with Myrtille, I can have the seat at the correct distance from the pedals and still put a foot on
the ground, this is not possible with Behemoth. You have pointed out in this forum that it is not
the practise for real cyclists to start seated, or to remain seated at a standstill, but this does
remain the preference for many ordinary muggles who do not cycle much or who do not feel safe if
they cannot touch ground. Moreover, I am absolutely no nearer to a standing start than I was a year
ago. It is one of those things that I have observed and studied intensely, but cannot even begin to
understand kinetically. I may get the hang of it someday, but if we recall that it took me two and a
half years of daily practise to learn how to ride a kick-scooter, a skill which most people consider
innate, there is no guarantee that this will happen anytime soon.
So what do you think? How much longer should I go on indulging Behemoth? If I'm not comfortable
after two months, will I ever be? I have been patient with her because she represents an
investment of 900€ with all her extras, and because in all fairness, it took me quite a while to
get used to Myrtille too (though admittedly she was the first bike I even rode, and much of that
was initial learning time). I am also indulgent because there simply _is_ no other bike in town
with all the features for which I bought her. The French market does not support high-end city
bikes for women. So if I decided to divorce her, there is nothing I could replace her with that
would be surely better.
I was at the shop Bicloune about 10 days ago. This is a famous and well-reputed shop, but for me it
is in a very inaccessible neighborhood. They had an assortment of new and used bikes, one of which
caught my interest. It was an unlabelled, new, Dutch-style city bike with 26" wheels, like Myrtille.
It had an internal hub shifter but with only 5 gears, V-brakes and a rim dynamo. It cost around
500€. When I asked about its provenance, the man told me it had been made on the premises. I did not
try the bike because I did not have my helmet with me. However, if he made that bike, I'm thinking
it might be possible for him to make one from my own specs - 26" wheels, 8-speed Nexus, roller
brakes, chain, skirt and mudguards, and no dynamos (hate 'em). Perhaps I could trade in Behemoth for
part of the price. What holds me back from acting is that, even if I tested the bike he has there
and found it OK, I am not sure I can learn what I need to know from just a test ride. When I rode
Behemoth out of her shop in the 16th Arrondissement, I had no idea how she would pan out two months
later, when everything had been adjusted and optimized. Nor could I tell, before the investment in
the additions and modifications had already been made, that she would be so much heavier than in her
raw state. I'm just not experienced enough to tell.
Thanks for listening.
EFR Ile de France