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Valentines Day Alert - Top Ten Signs You Are a Chocoholic Wednesday February 11, 2004
10. You taught your kids that it is an annual tradition to give their mom chocolates on
President's Day.
11. You encouraged your kid to do a science fair project about the Harvard researchers who said
that chocolate was the key to a longer life and then ate all his exhibits.
12. In your chocolate-induced delirium, you thought that the finding that chocolate helps fight
the presence of disease-causing free radicals referred to a recently escaped unkempt
mailbomber.
7. You intentionally sneak into the coffeeholics meeting instead to make sure you aren't cured of
your addiction to chocolate.
13. You only wear Choco Jeans.
14. You put your husband's sign that said "The Key Is Moderation" in the "free box" at the last
garage sale.
15. You have a chocolate labrador.
16. The only reason you want to save the rain forest is to save the Cocoa Tree.
17. You named your daughter Hershey.
18. You encouraged everyone at the nursing home you work at to vote for "Bubba Fudge Brownie
Sundae" at the ongoing Pillsbury Kids Bake-Off Contest and bused them to Pillsbury's
headquarters in Minneapolis to make sure they voted because they didn't have a computer.