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  1. Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be
    five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly,
    I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he retires he
    could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

  2. B. Lafferty said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
    be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
    Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    Ullrich in 2003 Tour de France
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    Ullrich in 2004 Vuelta a Murcia cyclingnews.comphotos.php
    tourofmurcia-u-64

    doesn't look so bad - I expect that there is no panic at all in the Telekom camp

  3. B. Lafferty said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
    be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
    Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

    Dan

  4. "Dan Connelly" <djconnel@i_e_e_e_._o_r_g> wrote in message
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    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though


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    too much. Jan admits to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much
    Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a
    roll like this. When


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    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send


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    a jersey??


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    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

    Dan

    Stomach breathing. Next thing Fergie will be doing WeightWatchers commercials with both of them.

  5. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by Dan Connelly

    BB. Lafferty said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
    be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
    Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

    Dan [/B]

    Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...
    Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up there...
    Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of food.

  6. pedalchick said:

    Don't you mean INhaling?

    I was just testing 🙂.

    Dan

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  7. B. Lafferty said:

    "Dan Connelly" <djconnel@i_e_e_e_._o_r_g> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

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    B. Lafferty said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits
    to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him
    gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this.
    When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??



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    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

    Dan

    Stomach breathing. Next thing Fergie will be doing WeightWatchers commercials with both of them.

    Ahh. Finally I understand what this stomach breathing is. And stupid enough I was, to think
    it was air.

    --
    Perre

    You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

  8. "pedalchick" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight,


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    no too much. Jan admits to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God
    how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything
    approaching a roll


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    this. When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a
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    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)


    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling. Dan

    Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...

    Anyone who's ever seen my brother inhale his lunch can attest to that.

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    Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with
    that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up
    there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of
    food.

    Tell me about it. When I go up to visit my sister I stock up on what I call Jersey bread. They're
    actually Portuguese rolls from some oversized supermarket next to the Garden State Parkway. Damn,
    that crusty stuff is good. Slice it up, stick it on the grill, turn it into pan con tomate (plus
    olive oil, garlic rub, maybe a slice of roasted red pepper or sopresata) and it's to die for.

    --Art

  9. pedalchick said:

    Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...
    Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with
    that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up
    there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of
    food.

    Warning - if you continue introducing a food theme into every thread you will be inducted into the
    RBR fat masters hall of fame.

  10. B. Lafferty said:

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    Good belly breathing. Intelligent.

    Didier

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    neurobiology.umaryland.edudepireux.htm Anatomy and Neurobiology Phone: 410-706-1272 (off)
    University of Maryland -1273 (lab) Baltimore MD 21201 USA Fax: 1-410-706-2512

  11. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by B. Lafferty
    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be
    five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly,
    I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he retires he
    could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    cyclingnews.comphotos.php

    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

    I wish I was that fat!

    Going for most increased award at this year's fatty masters banquet.

  12. "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
    be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
    Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    Dude, it's clear that he's been doing lots of cross country skiing over the winter. Lots of pros do,
    and they always gain upper body mass that slows them down in the early season.

  13. [email hidden] (jim gravity) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits
    to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him
    gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this.
    When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

    Dude, it's clear that he's been doing lots of cross country skiing over the winter. Lots of pros
    do, and they always gain upper body mass that slows them down in the early season.

    Gravity Boy -

    This IS a joke, right?

    -RJ

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,

    pedalchick said:

    Dan Connelly wrote:

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    Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling. Dan


    Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...Mmmm. rolls.
    that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll
    with that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes
    great bread up there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding.
    Everything makes me think of food.
    --

    I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Carnegie Deli yet. I hear they have
    some good food...

    --
    tanx, Howard

    "Food plus heat equals cooking"
    Alton Brown

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

  15. Perhaps eating Crow causes a weight gain.

    (Could not resist)

    "B. Lafferty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:lgK1-
    [email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter
    weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be five kilos
    over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much
    Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing
    Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
    retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps
    O'Grady can send


    him

    Quoted message said:

    a jersey??


    s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
    tourofmurciaar-63

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    DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

  16. [email hidden] (Ronaldo Jeremiah) wrote in
    message

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    Gravity Boy -

    This IS a joke, right?

    -RJ

    Oh no. Dead serious. Haven't you seen the photographic
    evidence?

    This must be on the cat 3 climb, Valverde can be seen on
    the right,

    this a race or a walk in the park?"s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage3/cycling-
    tourofmurcia-a-65

    Now Valverde has had enough, has come to the front, and he
    just said, "¿Quién es más macho, Alejandro Valverde o Lanza
    Brazofuerte?" before easily riding away from the beefcake.

    s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage3/cycling-
    tourofmurcia-v-57

    Lance, not to be outdone and fueled by fat and physics on
    the downhill and flats, comes to the front again to bring
    back the offending party. Notice the belly breathing,
    another sure sign of a season of cross country skiing.

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