Lycra is BAD

Mark Thompson said:

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Ew.

I'm scared now; I row, run and cycle all in lycra of
course. Maybe I should look in the mirror.... then again...
maybe not.

Ew.

Mark Thompson said:

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Cripes! What's going on in the second pic? I don't think
I've ever seen anything quite so strange since...
well... never.

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Thompson (') said:

The other week I had the misfortune to be overtaken by a
roadie who then slowed down. The combination of the [censored]-
high riding position and skintight underwear-less lycra
was not a pretty site.

After moaning about it to a friend she sent me this, which
made me count my blessings. See the horrors that you lycra
wearers inflict on others! Why?! WHY?!?

And your problem is? If you don't like what you're seeing,
don't look!

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Quoted message said:

The other week I had the misfortune to be overtaken by a
roadie who then slowed down. The combination of the [censored]-
high riding position and skintight underwear-less lycra
was not a pretty site.

After moaning about it to a friend she sent me this, which
made me count

my

Quoted message said:

blessings. See the horrors that you lycra wearers inflict
on others!

Why?!

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WHY?!?

Why does no one impersonate Elvis in his Jailhouse Rock
era? Hmmm.

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In article <[email hidden]>,
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skintight underwear-less lycra was not a pretty site.

Pic number 2...ROTFL!!!!!!

And what is the guy on the beach wearing ? some sort of over
the shoulder jockstrap?

Of course when cycling that isn't the standard view.
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Thankyou. I will take more care in future.

TJ

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skintight underwear-less lycra was not a pretty site.

Pic number 2...ROTFL!!!!!!

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Mark Thompson said:

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Cripes! What's going on in the second pic? I don't think
I've ever seen anything quite so strange since...
well... never.

What about the penultimate one? Looks like a bib-thong.
That'll send Helen apoplectic!

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chris French said:

And what is the guy on the beach wearing ? some sort of
over the shoulder jockstrap?

Bib-pants.

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And what is the guy on the beach wearing ? some sort of
over the shoulder jockstrap?

A bibthong? Surely asking for a slabbing, whatever it is.

Guy
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chris French said:

And what is the guy on the beach wearing ? some sort of
over the shoulder jockstrap?

Bib-pants.

ROFL!!!!!....This attracts the attention of the PSF's
big sister, the CPB (cycle path b*tch), yup, she slings
whole cycle paths at ya!!!! (-that's all they're good
for ;-) Dave.

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

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What about the penultimate one? Looks like a bib-thong.
That'll send Helen apoplectic!

Nah... I just danced nekkid round the willow tree in the
garden, chanting strange chants and as a result, he will
never have children. Such lack of fashion sense must be
stopped from being passed down the generations.

So you admit lycra performs a useful function in identifying
those that need removing from the gene pool

Tony

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nah... I just danced nekkid round the willow tree in the
garden, chanting strange chants and as a result, he will
never have children. Such lack of fashion sense must be
stopped from being passed down the generations.

Looking at the contrivance in question, it may have had that
effect before you started. Euuuughhh.

Pete.
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nah... I just danced nekkid round the willow tree in
the garden,

JPEGs?

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers <[email hidden]> wrote:

: Nah... I just danced nekkid round the willow tree in the
: garden, chanting strange chants and as a result, he will
: never have children. Such lack of fashion sense must be
: stopped from being passed down the generations.

Do you offer this as a service? Could be popular. Children
are rather overrated IMO 🙂

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

No guy, I'm thinking of your sanity. I'm sure Mrs Guy
would not appreciate you being reduced to a screaming
wreck, having to be sedated and kept in a nice room with
padded walls and bars on the window ;-)

So is Vernon a screaming sedated wreck in a padded cell, or
do you keep the lights off?

Tony ;-)

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

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So you admit lycra performs a useful function in
identifying those that need removing from the gene pool

Not Lycra per se, Tone me old china, just in the form of
b*b anythings,

Hadn't realised b*b-ysitters, b*b-les, b*b-blehats, b*b-
bles and b*b-liographies led to ones removal from the
gene pool ;-)

Tony

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Not Lycra per se, Tone me old china, just in the form of
b*b anythings,

Hadn't realised b*b-ysitters, b*b-les, b*b-blehats, b*b-
bles and b*b-liographies led to ones removal from the gene
pool ;-)

Not sure they do, but I am sure that sarcasm would if you
caught her on a bad day...

Mark Thompson said:

The other week I had the misfortune to be overtaken by a
roadie who then slowed down. The combination of the [censored]-
high riding position and skintight underwear-less lycra
was not a pretty site.

After moaning about it to a friend she sent me this, which
made me count my blessings. See the horrors that you lycra
wearers inflict on others! Why?! WHY?!?

I'm amazed Elvis could still hit those deep bass notes.