Can we talk about "nude" biking again???

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

Only if no-one top poosts(sic

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!

Sorry 'bout that

Nude biking? The pedestrians on the Pyrmont Bridge would definately ge
out of the way a lot quicker! On the other hand, where do I carry m
wallet and keys

Ritc

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amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

More Nuddie News, cyclists the world over are nuddin' up

Nude cyclists have church folk in a spin <http://www.iol.co.za/index.ph
p?click_id=29&art_id=qw1086274440353B233&set_id=1

Amsterdam - A planned nudist bicycle tour in the Netherlands' so-calle
bible-belt has upset local churchmen who are holding their own yout
charity bike ride the same day

They have tried in vain to get local authorities to ban the nudists t
stop them clashing with the youth chapter of the Reformed Church whe
they both take to the road in the eastern town of Apeldoorn on June 12

The nudist tour is part of the World Naked Bike Ride which also take
place in London, Chicago, Los Angeles, Montreal, Toronto and Pforzhei
in Germany

*Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the nex
week, too freaking cold!!!! 😄 😄 :

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cfsmtb said:

*Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
week, too freaking cold!!!!

Can't remember the saying, it goes like "there's ...(can't remember)...
if there's a will". My brain is already frozen in early June.

We have Christmas in July, why can't we have "nude ride down under" in
December? 😄😄:

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cfsmtb said:

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

More Nuddie News, cyclists the world over are nuddin' up,

Nude cyclists have church folk in a spin <http://www.iol.co.za/index.ph-
p?click_id=29&art_id=qw1086274440353B233&set_id=1>

Amsterdam - A planned nudist bicycle tour in the Netherlands' so-called
bible-belt has upset local churchmen who are holding their own youth
charity bike ride the same day.

They have tried in vain to get local authorities to ban the nudists to
stop them clashing with the youth chapter of the Reformed Church when
they both take to the road in the eastern town of Apeldoorn on June 12.

The nudist tour is part of the World Naked Bike Ride which also takes
place in London, Chicago, Los Angeles, Montreal, Toronto and Pforzheim
in Germany.

*Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
week, too freaking cold!!!! 😄 😄 😄

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Maybe you could do a long-johns bike ride, get out there in your
thermals. And none of those fancy multicoloured ones so popular with
trampers and climbers, oh no, you want those daggy bone coloured ones.

Tam

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cfsmtb said:

*Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
week, too freaking cold!!!!

Can't remember the saying, it goes like "there's ...(can't remember)...
if there's a will". My brain is already frozen in early June.

Hmm..
Might give a new meaning to the expression "frozen stiff" !!!

Marty

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us 'that-way
inclined' is..

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there sever
aerodynamic considerations

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Originally posted by flyingdutch If one is riding nude, does one 'dres
to the side' or ar

there severe aerodynamic considerations

Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middl
were designed for

"Tuck it in and lets begin!

hippy w/ severe lack of blood sugar ;-

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hippy said:

Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
were designed for?

I always thought the split/hole was for letting the gas out withou
coming off the saddle. Worked for me while I had one :

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amirm said:

hippy said:

Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
were designed for?

I always thought the split/hole was for letting the gas out without
coming off the saddle. Worked for me while I had one 😄

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I thought they were ironman bike seats, for when you can't spare the
time to visit a porta-loo.

T

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Quoted message said:

Originally posted by flyingdutch If one is riding nude, does one
'dress to the side' or are

there severe aerodynamic considerations?

Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
were designed for?

They act more like a bidet in the wet if you don't have a mudguard. The
water gets funnelled straight up the hole and you end up with a thoroughly
drenched rear end. Don't ask me how I know.

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hippy <[email hidden]> wrote in news:lnwxc.71907$Pa3.33867
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Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
were designed for?

But just imagine coming to a sudden stop! It would be like one of those
gadgets you get for picking fruit from trees, plums perhaps :-O

Graeme

flyingdutch said:

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us 'that-way-
inclined' is...

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there severe
aerodynamic considerations?

Chuckle. I wondered when this was comeing to come up.

I usually find that one has to slide back wards onto the seat.
Suddenly dropping onto the seat causes painful compression.

YMMV {:-)

Drs said:

They act more like a bidet in the wet if you don't have a mudguard. The
water gets funnelled straight up the hole and you end up with a
thoroughly drenched rear end. Don't ask me how I know.

eeeeewwwwww!!!

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Subject: Re: Can we talk about "nude" biking again???

[censored]! Now you've gone and put HTML in the subject line.
Is there some way we can block these lamers from posting via
cyclingforums, with their crappy web-language polluting usenet?

OK, just so long as you don't <b>top-post</b>.

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

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amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us
'that-way- inclined' is...

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there
severe aerodynamic considerations?

In this weather you won't have to worry about drag.

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>> "Tamyka" == Tamyka Bell <[email hidden]> writes:

Tamyka> Maybe you could do a long-johns bike ride, get out there in
Tamyka> your thermals. And none of those fancy multicoloured ones so
Tamyka> popular with trampers and climbers, oh no, you want those
Tamyka> daggy bone coloured ones.

Oh I can out dag that. British army issue green complete with y fronts.

Erk, I think I've made myself ill.
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Euan

Terry Collins said:

flyingdutch said:

amirm said:

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.

One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us 'that-way-
inclined' is...

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there severe
aerodynamic considerations?

Chuckle. I wondered when this was comeing to come up.

I usually find that one has to slide back wards onto the seat.
Suddenly dropping onto the seat causes painful compression.

YMMV {:-)

Usually? Riding nude is a regular occurrence for you?

Tam

Drs said:

Quoted message said:

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there
severe aerodynamic considerations?

In this weather you won't have to worry about drag.

Was more worried about 'standing to attention' seeing others nude. Stil
might give me a place to put all that handlebar paraphenalia(?

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flyingdutch said:

Drs said:

Quoted message said:

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there
severe aerodynamic considerations?

In this weather you won't have to worry about drag.

Was more worried about 'standing to attention' seeing others nude. Still
might give me a place to put all that handlebar paraphenalia(?)

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Guys have all the luck. It's difficult to find a spot to mount a bell on
my road bike...

Ooh, that reminds me, the cops were on the bike path again, this time
they just parked nearby and jumped out of the bushes at people with no
helmets. Not sure how safe this was for them. I don't know what the
penalty was but I hope it was on the spot fines. I am so sick of those
people that carefully attach their helmet to the handlebars... why?
Worried their handlebars need protection if the headstem suddenly comes
loose? Surely it's more of an inconvenience there than on one's head.

Tam