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  1. Some incompetent driver wibbled:

    Quoted message said:

    Firstly, I hope they don't listen to the car radio or CD player while
    driving, indulge in any conversation whatsoever with passengers or have ever
    had to listen to a three-year-old child desperately needing the toilet when
    stuck in traffic in the middle of town. Get real, for goodness sake!

    Secondly, hand on heart, how many people when driving in a 30 or 40 mph zone
    have checked the speedo to find that their speed has actually crept up by
    three, four or even five miles an hour. If your honest it's happened to all
    of us.

    Speed cameras are sighted in the best areas to catch the most people. I'm
    sorry to say it's not about safety, it's about money.

    To all those hollier-than-thou people, check your Bible. I'm sure it says
    something about "Let he who has not sinned..." I rest my case.

    Translation: "I am sufficiently arrogant to believe that the law does
    not apply to me".

  2. "David Martin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Mark South said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and it's to


    do

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit across, and


    exactly

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    three cubits around the rim.

    That is perfectly possible. I really don't see what your problem is, unless
    of course you are making assumptions that are not necessarily correct.

    My assumption is that Pi > 3. If you want to ride hexagonal bicycle wheels,
    don't let me stop you.

  3. On Wed, 19 May 2004 18:00:44 +0100, "Simon Mason"
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

    Quoted message said:

    Some people might remember "Mr +Mrs Average" who are more concerned with
    sacking people and what to have for tea than trivial things than the speed
    limit. I missed it earlier, but today she hits back:

    Note to letters editor, "sighted", hollier" and "your honest" seem to have
    eluded your otherwise excellent journalistic craftsmanship ;-)

    Check my bible? - oops I haven't got one!

    BEGINS

    With reference to my critics, I feel I must make two points.

    Firstly, I hope they don't listen to the car radio or CD player while
    driving, indulge in any conversation whatsoever with passengers or have ever
    had to listen to a three-year-old child desperately needing the toilet when
    stuck in traffic in the middle of town. Get real, for goodness sake!

    Secondly, hand on heart, how many people when driving in a 30 or 40 mph zone
    have checked the speedo to find that their speed has actually crept up by
    three, four or even five miles an hour. If your honest it's happened to all
    of us.

    Then she should get a car with less sound insulation. Then she'd hear
    35mph's perceptibly higher-pitched engine note over 30mph, and she
    could tell changes of speed without constantly looking at the speedo.

    --
    Cheers,
    Euan
    Gawnsoft: http://www.gawnsoft.co.sr
    Symbian/Epoc wiki: http://html.dnsalias.net:1122
    Smalltalk links (harvested from comp.lang.smalltalk) http://html.dnsalias.net/gawnsoft/smalltalk

  4. Mark South wrote:

    Of Pi=3.0 (source: God)

    Quoted message said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and
    it's to do with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit
    across, and exactly three cubits around the rim.

    And the definition of a cubit being the distance from the elbow to the tip
    of the finger of a man (or were you using Royal Egyptian Cubits, which are
    longer by the handspan of the then-ruling pharaoh?), that is perfectly
    feasible within the limits of accuracy of the standard in question.

    In other words, Pi=3 is correct (as stated); Pi = 3.0 is not (but not
    stated). Or is that to Engineerish?

    It reminds me of Thompson, Rivara and Thompson: helmets save 88% of
    injuries, which turns out to be 88% +12%/-28%; which I would refer to as
    "approximately 9/10" to avoid implying a precision which is not supported by
    the data. This does, of course, ignore the fact that the data itself is
    Complete Bollocks[tm], and is offered only as an illustration of the concept
    of meaningless precision.

    Guy

  5. Mark South said:

    "David Martin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Mark South said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and it's to


    do

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit across, and


    exactly

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    three cubits around the rim.

    That is perfectly possible. I really don't see what your problem is, unless
    of course you are making assumptions that are not necessarily correct.

    My assumption is that Pi > 3. If you want to ride hexagonal bicycle wheels,
    don't let me stop you.

    You are still making assumptions that any examination of old pottery would
    show you are unfounded.

    The assumption is that the rim is the widest part of the vessel.

    I can think of vessels where the rim circumference is less that the diameter
    of the vessel. In fact, I was drinking out of one last night.

    ...d

  6. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Mark South wrote:

    Of Pi=3.0 (source: God)

    Quoted message said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and
    it's to do with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit
    across, and exactly three cubits around the rim.

    And the definition of a cubit being the distance from the elbow to the tip
    of the finger of a man (or were you using Royal Egyptian Cubits, which are
    longer by the handspan of the then-ruling pharaoh?), that is perfectly
    feasible within the limits of accuracy of the standard in question.

    In other words, Pi=3 is correct (as stated); Pi = 3.0 is not (but not
    stated). Or is that to Engineerish?

    It reminds me of Thompson, Rivara and Thompson: helmets save 88% of
    injuries, which turns out to be 88% +12%/-28%; which I would refer to as
    "approximately 9/10" to avoid implying a precision which is not supported


    by

    Quoted message said:

    the data. This does, of course, ignore the fact that the data itself is
    Complete Bollocks[tm], and is offered only as an illustration of the


    concept

    Quoted message said:

    of meaningless precision.

    Blimey, what have I started? ;-)

    --

    Simon M.

  7. Just zis Guy said:

    Mark South wrote:

    Of Pi=3.0 (source: God)

    Quoted message said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and
    it's to do with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit
    across, and exactly three cubits around the rim.

    And the definition of a cubit being the distance from the elbow to the tip
    of the finger of a man (or were you using Royal Egyptian Cubits, which are
    longer by the handspan of the then-ruling pharaoh?), that is perfectly
    feasible within the limits of accuracy of the standard in question.

    In other words, Pi=3 is correct (as stated); Pi = 3.0 is not (but not
    stated). Or is that to Engineerish?

    The Biblical reference you need is I Kings 7:23 "He made the Sea of cast
    metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits
    high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it."

    Elsewhere in a Bill in the Indiana State Legislature in 1897, Pi was declared
    to be henceforth legally defined as 3.2. Rumours that the Bill was proposed
    by a Mr Martlew are apparently unfounded although one can see how they might
    have started.

    Tony

  8. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Just zis Guy said:

    Mark South wrote:

    Of Pi=3.0 (source: God)

    Quoted message said:

    I have neither bible nor concordance handy, but it's in the OT and
    it's to do with making a vessel which is round, and exactly one cubit
    across, and exactly three cubits around the rim.

    And the definition of a cubit being the distance from the elbow to the tip
    of the finger of a man (or were you using Royal Egyptian Cubits, which are
    longer by the handspan of the then-ruling pharaoh?), that is perfectly
    feasible within the limits of accuracy of the standard in question.

    In other words, Pi=3 is correct (as stated); Pi = 3.0 is not (but not
    stated). Or is that to Engineerish?

    The Biblical reference you need is I Kings 7:23 "He made the Sea of cast
    metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits
    high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it."

    Sounds right, Tony.

    Quoted message said:

    Elsewhere in a Bill in the Indiana State Legislature in 1897, Pi was declared
    to be henceforth legally defined as 3.2. Rumours that the Bill was proposed
    by a Mr Martlew are apparently unfounded although one can see how they might
    have started.

    Reminds me of the Georgia state legislature passing a law to require teaching
    creationism in schools. This prompted Bill Bryson to remark to the effect that
    the risk was not so much Georgians having evolved from monkeys as evolving into
    them.
    --
    "To live in San Francisco and just not care that
    there are naked triathletes running across
    your lawn, that's just a waste of exhibitionism."
    - Kibo

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