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  1. Far from being laughable, the absurd Japanese suggestion
    that schoolchildren should be compelled wear helmets when walking
    to school in fact opens up new possibilities.

    Might it not be an idea for instance, for "sensible" people to start
    writing letters to the newspapers such as the Reading Post, insisting
    that all schoolchildren should be compelled to wear helmets when
    walking to school? Based on the Japanese study.

    It might also be the case that many deaths from the more common
    types of accidents are cause by head injuries.* Such as falling down
    the stairs. So that possibly if most of the people who die by falling down
    the stairs had been wearing helmets, many or most of them need not have
    dies. In fact given impact speeds etc its likly that helmets might have
    been more effective in such situations in preventing death, than in
    the case of bikes.

    So possibly there should be someone out there campaigning for, for
    instance, compulsory helmets for stairs users etc. - but all based on
    unimpeachable statistics.

    Rather than simply trying to meet stupidity and wilful ignorance with
    reason, and playing the idiots at their own game, maybe its also possible
    to go along with them and show them the ultimate absurdity of what they're
    suggesting. Show why compulsory helmet wearing would in effect benefit
    almost everyone anyone in danger of banging their head - (car drivers
    and passengers we already know about) and often to a fair greater extent
    than in the case of cyclists.

    But obviously the people suggesting this, should have no connection
    with cycling. As indeed they shoudn't need to have. Passing stupid
    laws as a sop to popular prejudice - as a non dog owning anti
    gun person the dangerous dogs and hand gun legislation immediiately
    spring to mind - should be resisted on principle anyway.

    Curious

    * i.e this is pure conjecture. This whole area of primary cause of death
    being controversial in itself. i.e the cyclist's lower body was crushed
    by the vehicle but the cause of death was massive cerebreal bleeding.

  2. Quoted message said:

    But obviously the people suggesting this, should have no connection
    with cycling. As indeed they shoudn't need to have.

    Nor with stairs either, apart from maybe a minor trip when they were child
    from which they received no more than a small bruise.

  3. "Mark Thompson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    But obviously the people suggesting this, should have no connection
    with cycling. As indeed they shoudn't need to have.

    Quoted message said:


    Nor with stairs either, apart from maybe a minor trip when they
    were child from which they received no more than a small bruise.

    Given that those who suffer fatal accidents can't subsequently
    initiate campaigns, presumably this will have to be left
    to their surviving relatives.

    Curious

  4. I think I might need one. On bestirring myself from Slump Mode in front of
    the haunted fish tank this morning, I had one of those "rush of blood to the
    feet" moments, stumbled across the hall and self-administered a Scientific
    Biff to the Nut with the aid of the mirror[1] on the opposite wall.

    Had I been wearing a Stair H+lm+t, I should not now have a large and
    embarrassing Lump on my forehead. "Walked into a mirror" is nearly as bad
    as "walked into a door".

    1 - no, it didn't break, which given the storyline of "Mr Larrington - The
    Soap Opera" over the past few years, I find surprising...

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    http://www.bhpc.org.uk/
    ===========================================================

  5. Dave Larrington said:

    I think I might need one. On bestirring myself from Slump Mode in front of
    the haunted fish tank this morning, I had one of those "rush of blood to the
    feet" moments, stumbled across the hall and self-administered a Scientific
    Biff to the Nut with the aid of the mirror[1] on the opposite wall.

    Had I been wearing a Stair H+lm+t, I should not now have a large and
    embarrassing Lump on my forehead. "Walked into a mirror" is nearly as bad
    as "walked into a door".

    1 - no, it didn't break, which given the storyline of "Mr Larrington - The
    Soap Opera" over the past few years, I find surprising...

    Haunted fish tank???

    --

    Velvet

  6. On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 10:20:40 GMT, Velvet <[email hidden]>

    () said:
    Dave Larrington said:

    I think I might need one. On bestirring myself from Slump Mode in front of
    the haunted fish tank this morning, I had one of those "rush of blood to the
    feet" moments, stumbled across the hall and self-administered a Scientific
    Biff to the Nut with the aid of the mirror[1] on the opposite wall.

    Had I been wearing a Stair H+lm+t, I should not now have a large and
    embarrassing Lump on my forehead. "Walked into a mirror" is nearly as bad
    as "walked into a door".

    1 - no, it didn't break, which given the storyline of "Mr Larrington - The
    Soap Opera" over the past few years, I find surprising...

    Haunted fish tank???

    WWP unless I miss my guess.

    --
    Matt K
    Being deliberately obtuse in
    Waikikamukau,NZ :-)

  7. On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 10:20:40 GMT, Velvet <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:

    Haunted fish tank???

    Telly.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  8. On 2/7/04 11:32 am, in article [email hidden],

    Whingin' Pom said:
    Quoted message said:


    Haunted fish tank???

    WWP unless I miss my guess.

    WWP?

    OEM is my guess..

    ...d

    (One Eyed Monster)

    This is almost as bad as Mornington Crescent..

  9. [snip]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Haunted fish tank???

    WWP unless I miss my guess.

    Wiener Worms Party? Shome mishtake shurely ... http://www.wwp.at/

    Peter :-)

  10. On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:37:47 +0100, David Martin
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    WWP?

    Wireless With Pictures. It's a sheddism.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  11. Quoted message said:

    self-administered a Scientific Biff to the Nut with the aid of the
    mirror[1] on the opposite wall.

    Hey that's not too bad. In a local nightclub with a huge wall mirror I've
    been known to have drunken conversations with a familiar looking chap just
    the other side:
    "After you"
    "No, after you"
    "NO, after you"
    "Hang on, don't I know y... Oh bugger".

  12. Quoted message said:

    It might also be the case that many deaths from the more common
    types of accidents are cause by head injuries.* Such as falling down
    the stairs. So that possibly if most of the people who die by falling down
    the stairs had been wearing helmets, many or most of them need not have
    dies. In fact given impact speeds etc its likly that helmets might have
    been more effective in such situations in preventing death, than in
    the case of bikes.

    Behit are in fact too modest in their claims. As an ex smoker I am in
    fact considering taking the habit up again but only whilst wearing my
    helmet as plastic hats prevent bad breath, heart disease and cancer.
    They also make one more attractive to the opposite sex and lead to
    health, weath and happiness.
    Iain

  13. In article <[email hidden]>, iarocu

    Quoted message said:

    They also make one more attractive to the opposite sex and lead to
    health, weath and happiness.

    I've got about 80 in the shop - where will this end :-))

    --
    A T (Sandy) Morton
    on the Bicycle Island
    In the Global Village
    http://www.millport.net

  14. Sandy Morton said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, iarocu

    Quoted message said:

    They also make one more attractive to the opposite sex and lead to
    health, weath and happiness.

    I've got about 80 in the shop - where will this end :-))

    Of the opposite sex?

    How do you manage that?

    ...d

  15. "David Martin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On 3/7/04 12:30 am, in article [email hidden], "Sandy


    Morton"

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, iarocu

    Quoted message said:

    They also make one more attractive to the opposite sex and lead to
    health, weath and happiness.

    I've got about 80 in the shop - where will this end :-))

    Of the opposite sex?

    How do you manage that?

    ..d

    They are attracted to his helmet :-)

    --
    Tumbleweed

    email replies not necessary but to contact use;
    tumbleweednews at hotmail dot com

  16. you know? said:

    It's a sheddism.


    Sheddism ???

    --
    Colin Murphy - A man for all seasons, especially pepper
    [email hidden]
    (If replying by email remember this - the UK is not really 5 letters long!)

  17. Colin Murphy said:
    you know? said:

    It's a sheddism.


    Sheddism ???

    uk.rec.sheds.

    Don't ask. It's a sort of online asylum.

  18. Not Responding said:
    Quoted message said:


    Sheddism ???

    uk.rec.sheds.

    Don't ask. It's a sort of online asylum.

    More of a parallel universe than an asylum

    Tony

  19. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 18:29:59 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:
    Quoted message said:

    uk.rec.sheds.
    Don't ask. It's a sort of online asylum.

    Quoted message said:

    More of a parallel universe than an asylum

    More the shed at the bottom of the garden of a parallel universe,
    reely...

    I like the fact that words like arj and jbex must be tastefully ROTed
    to spare the delicate sensibilities of the Sheddi :-)

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  20. in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven

    (') said:
    Not Responding said:
    Quoted message said:


    Sheddism ???

    uk.rec.sheds.

    Don't ask. It's a sort of online asylum.

    More of a parallel universe than an asylum

    It's a universe lost in shedspace, but there are wormholes through from
    more rational dimensions. Which leads us to the interesting observation
    that shedspace, having irrational dimensions, is clearly fractal.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

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