Does any body ever have the problem of townies/ned/charvas taking the [censored] out of you when you unicycle? sayin [censored] such as oi mate uve lost one fo ur wheels, or cud u not afford a bike? Cause i have recently come under this problem. They are just jealous that they don't have the talent that it takes to ride a unicycle. Does nebody have these problems?
Yeah I've had this problem mate and at first it hurt, probably because they kciked me in the balls. But i just got the [censored] crew to go and sort them out and they brought me back their bollocks in a jar. I ate them with a [censored] bag of chips and a pint of Stella. Tasty [censored] I tell ya. Safe as [censored] it was.
SOUNDS SAFE MATE!! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST GIVE THEM A SLAP WITH YOUR WANKSPANNER!! SHOVED THEM CLIFFTONS THEY LOVE TO SMOKE UP THERE [censored]!! THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SHANKS AND BIGFOOT BACK TO YOUR DEAN GAFFNEY!!!
Aww I tell ya mate back at my Dean Gaffney I made out with this [censored] killa lass and stuck me knob right up her [censored] socket. It was the best night of [censored] love ever. Sex and Bollocks, class!
