Sheryl Crow The Yoko Ono Of Cycling???

Mike Bruno said:

So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest
issue of 'People' magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It
says, and I kid you not, that some columnist has wondered if Sheryl
become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?". I probably woke the neighbors I
was laughing so hard.

That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

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Mike Bruno said:

So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest
issue of 'People' magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It
says, and I kid you not, that some columnist has wondered if Sheryl
become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?". I probably woke the neighbors I
was laughing so hard.

That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

she's not all that. But more importantly, let's look at the record: Yoko Ono
played a substantial role in breaking up the Beatles, arguably the greatest
rock band in the history of time. Lance is about to win his sixth Tour in a
row by a wide margin. Last year, before this "Yoko" entered the picture, he
won only by the skin of his teeth. I think his wife is a million times hotter
than Sherryl Crow. Though I imagine he's hardly limiting himself to her.

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So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest issue of

'People'

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magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It says, and I kid you not,

that

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some columnist has wondered if Sheryl become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?".

I

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probably woke the neighbors I was laughing so hard.

That's been bantered about in this newsgroup since she arrived on the
cycling scene.

Bob C.

Braves Fan Deluxe said:

SC is a hottie

To the 40+ crowd perhaps.

Mike Bruno said:

So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest issue of 'People'
magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It says, and I kid you not, that
some columnist has wondered if Sheryl become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?". I
probably woke the neighbors I was laughing so hard.

Can't be. Nobody could be as annoying as Yoko and get on the bus, Lance
or no Lance.

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Braves Fan Deluxe said:

SC is a hottie

To the 40+ crowd perhaps.

GOOD POINT DREWDR - she is no hottie to anyone under the age of 30 - I
will take a podium girl myself

as long as SC still has a tour OF HER OWN to get to... Yoko was a leach.

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So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest issue of

'People'

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magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It says, and I kid you not,

that

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some columnist has wondered if Sheryl become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?".

I

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probably woke the neighbors I was laughing so hard.

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Mike Bruno said:

So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest
issue of 'People' magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It
says, and I kid you not, that some columnist has wondered if Sheryl
become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?". I probably woke the neighbors I
was laughing so hard.

That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

she's not all that. But more importantly, let's look at the record: Yoko

Ono

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played a substantial role in breaking up the Beatles, arguably the

greatest

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rock band in the history of time. Lance is about to win his sixth Tour in

a

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row by a wide margin. Last year, before this "Yoko" entered the picture,

he

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won only by the skin of his teeth. I think his wife is a million times

hotter

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than Sherryl Crow.

Sure...if you like [censored] your mother
Dave

zboy said:

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Braves Fan Deluxe said:

SC is a hottie

To the 40+ crowd perhaps.

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GOOD POINT DREWDR - she is no hottie to anyone under the age of 30 - I
will take a podium girl myself

Will that be with tomato, Mayo and rye?

Big V said:

as long as SC still has a tour OF HER OWN to get to... Yoko was a leach.

July 17, 2004
Crow Wants Lance to Stand by His Woman
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 9:57 p.m. ET

PLATEAU DE BEILLE, France (AP) -- The next time Sheryl Crow embarks on a
punishing musical tour, she expects Lance Armstrong to stand by his woman.
After all, she was there for him at the Tour de France.

``I'm going to drag him on the road with me,'' she said.

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So I'm reading a book yesterday and my wife passes me the latest issue of

'People'

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magazine. It has an article on LA and SC. It says, and I kid you not,

that

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some columnist has wondered if Sheryl become "the Yoko Ono of cycling?".

I

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probably woke the neighbors I was laughing so hard.

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she's not all that. But more importantly, let's look at the record: Yoko Ono
played a substantial role in breaking up the Beatles, arguably the greatest
rock band in the history of time. Lance is about to win his sixth Tour in a
row by a wide margin. Last year, before this "Yoko" entered the picture, he
won only by the skin of his teeth. I think his wife is a million times hotter
than Sherryl Crow. Though I imagine he's hardly limiting himself to her.

They'll break up as soon as he refuses to go on tour with her next year anyway.

Richard Adams said:

Can't be. Nobody could be as annoying as Yoko and get on the bus,
Lance
or no Lance.

I think Floyd with a ZZ Top CD comes pretty close.

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That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

Was? Still is. Can't sing either.
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That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

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Was? Still is. Can't sing either.

I think she has less vocal range than Rosanne...

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Alex

Alex Rodriguez said:

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That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

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Was? Still is. Can't sing either.

I think she has less vocal range than Rosanne...

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Alex

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That's not possible. SC is a hottie and Yoko was just plain ugly.

And Ono can't sing worth a [censored].

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And Ono can't sing worth a [censored].

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Dave Casey - Realtor

If I had to listen to a Yoko concert I just might throw [censored], literally.
Bill C

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``I'm going to drag him on the road with me,'' she said.

I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
ANOTHER PAUL AND LINDA MC CARTNEY IN THE MAKING!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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SC is a hottie

To the 40+ crowd perhaps.

GOOD POINT DREWDR - she is no hottie to anyone under the age of 30 - I
will take a podium girl myself

You boys will learn. Young women are too high maintenance.

[censored] "checking to see if his wife of 33 years is looking over his shoulder" Durbin