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More amusing road graffiti from Le Tour

Mike Bruno · 2004-07-21T18:07:17+00:00

Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on Lance, painted in extra large block letters: "CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE" Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't catch all of it.

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Mike Bruno
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21 July 2004, 18:07 UTC #1

Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on Lance,
painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"
Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't catch all of
it.

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Ken Very Big Liar
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21 July 2004, 18:12 UTC #2

(Mike Bruno) said:
Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on Lance,
painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"
Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't catch all of
it.
Better a redneck than a red-ass from the spanking everyone got today.
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Kelly Beard

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Jiyang Chen
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21 July 2004, 18:18 UTC #3

"Mike Bruno" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:
Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on

Lance,
Quoted message said:
painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"
Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't

catch all of
Quoted message said:
it.
I saw "Tear their balls off Lance"

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HardwareLust
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21 July 2004, 19:23 UTC #4

Mike Bruno said:
Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on
Lance, painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"
Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't
catch all of it.
Also saw "[censored] LANCE" and "EPO LANCE" several times.
Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?

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Ken Very Big Liar
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21 July 2004, 20:02 UTC #6

Ewoud Dronkert said:
HardwareLust said:
Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?
It's always accompanied by a drawing of a big [censored] and indicates a
gathering place for the United Lance Loving Ejaculaters.
Well, I don't know what's happened to Ed here, but...
Ulle = Ullrich
Klödi = Kloden
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Kelly Beard

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HardwareLust
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21 July 2004, 20:07 UTC #7

Ken Very Big Liar said:
On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:45:09 +0200, Ewoud Dronkert <[email hidden]>
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HardwareLust said:
Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?
It's always accompanied by a drawing of a big [censored] and indicates a
gathering place for the United Lance Loving Ejaculaters.
Well, I don't know what's happened to Ed here, but...
Ulle = Ullrich
Klödi = Kloden
That's what I thought.
Thank you for the intelligent answer.

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Ewoud Dronkert
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21 July 2004, 20:09 UTC #8

Ken Very Big Liar said:
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Quoted message said:
Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?
It's always accompanied by a drawing of a big [censored] and indicates a
gathering place for the United Lance Loving Ejaculators.
Well, I don't know what's happened to Ed here
Know thy enemy.

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Raymo853
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21 July 2004, 20:25 UTC #9

Last year when there may favorite were all the misspellings of the names and
the dominance of English phrases to non-English speakers. The best one I
remember was:
"Go daddy Ulrich"
"Mike Bruno" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on

Lance,
Quoted message said:
painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"
Something about a red nek (spelled that way) later on but I didn't catch

all of
Quoted message said:
it.

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Ken Very Big Liar
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21 July 2004, 20:28 UTC #10

Ewoud Dronkert said:
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Well, I don't know what's happened to Ed here
Know thy enemy.
???
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Kelly Beard

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Ewoud Dronkert
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21 July 2004, 20:33 UTC #11

Ken Very Big Liar said:
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Know thy enemy.
???
My enemy, the U.L.L.E.

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Marlene Blanshay
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21 July 2004, 20:35 UTC #12

"Raymo853" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Last year when there may favorite were all the misspellings of the names

and
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the dominance of English phrases to non-English speakers. The best one I
remember was:
"Go daddy Ulrich"
"Mike Bruno" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Seen today on the road of L'Alpe d'Huez as the camera was focusing on

Lance,
Quoted message said:
painted in extra large block letters:
"CRUSH THEIR BALLS LANCE"

I haven't seen the stage yet, was there any pantani graffiti?

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Ken Very Big Liar
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21 July 2004, 20:42 UTC #13

Ewoud Dronkert said:
Ken Very Big Liar said:
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Know thy enemy.
???
My enemy, the U.L.L.E.

I'm hurt, Ed. I thought we were friends.
:-(
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Kelly Beard

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Chris
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21 July 2004, 20:45 UTC #14

"Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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HardwareLust said:
Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?
It's always accompanied by a drawing of a big [censored] and indicates a
gathering place for the United Lance Loving Ejaculaters.
No, he is joking. It is for "Zulle" who has not been there for a few years.
Zulle was one of the best riders to never win the Tour. He was stopped by
Indurain and then Lance. That stuff lasts for many years.

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Chris
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21 July 2004, 20:47 UTC #15

"HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ken Very Big Liar said:
On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:45:09 +0200, Ewoud Dronkert <[email hidden]>
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On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 19:23:52 GMT, HardwareLust wrote:
> Who or what the hell is "ULLE"?
It's always accompanied by a drawing of a big [censored] and indicates a
gathering place for the United Lance Loving Ejaculaters.
Well, I don't know what's happened to Ed here, but...
Ulle = Ullrich
Klödi = Kloden
That's what I thought.
Thank you for the intelligent answer.
I hope he was joking because it was anything but intelligent. Given that the
paint lasts much longer than for one Tour it could be from any recent Tour
favorite. "ulle" would be to "Zulle" what "uck Lance" is to....

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Ernst Noch
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21 July 2004, 21:45 UTC #16

Chris said:

I hope he was joking because it was anything but intelligent. Given that the
paint lasts much longer than for one Tour it could be from any recent Tour
favorite. "ulle" would be to "Zulle" what "uck Lance" is to....
"Suck Lance"

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