We at the institute would like to apologize for any inconvenience
caused by an AI experiment that was stolen by some practical joker and
released into the wild.
The experiment was an AI program that is at quite an early stage. It
can handle elementary English, and once given a task to perform will
attempt to perform it to the best of its ability.
Unfortunately that ability is severely limited because it is incapable
of comprehending simple logic, and because of its poor grasp of normal
human interaction. These failings cause it to prosecute its task with
an absurd zealousness, and to become extremely offensive whenever its
shortcomings are pointed out.
We believe that it might have been set the task of acting as a net cop
to complain about top posters, and that this is a newgroup that it is
likely to target. It was probably released with the name "DRS" =
Dickbrained Robotic System. If you encounter this entity, DO NOT
ATTEMPT TO REASON WITH IT. It is incapable of reacting logically once
it has engaged upon its task (which it often does quite erroneously),
and acts more like a obsessive compulsive nine year old than a
rational adult human being. IT also has a foul mouth when riled.
Once again, our apologies for any inconvenience.