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Watch as all the SoCal crackheads and Boulder EPdOpes move to
Milwaukee, WI. Congrats to Milwaukee's own Frank Pipp and Jonas Carney
for both winning National Criterium titles while riding CLEAN! This in
addition to hosting the true World Championships of Criteriums for two
weeks every July for the past 35 years. Milwaukee rocks!
Unlike about 45 of the other riders, who all lost.
www.stolenunderground.com.
I have names.
Crit PRO
crit pro said:while riding CLEAN!
How do you know?
"gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:crit pro said:while riding CLEAN!
How do you know?
Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choice
Choose one or any combination.
Milwaukee is famous for it's water additives that make
you move quickly.
http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/331/3/161
Bob Schwartz
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Quoted message said:Milwaukee is famous for it's water additives that make
you move quickly.
Oh yea - I remember that.
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:crit pro said:while riding CLEAN!
How do you know?
Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choiceChoose one or any combination.
Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying.......
"OMC"
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:crit pro wrote:
> while riding CLEAN!
How do you know?
Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choiceChoose one or any combination.
Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying......."OMC"
That's actually a decent lawyer joke. My favorite is still the one from the
film Rainman:
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? The prostitute
will stop [censored] you when you're dead.
"Bob Schwartz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Milwaukee is famous for it's water additives that make
you move quickly.
Yeah quickly over to the pail where you spit it out.
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news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:crit pro wrote:
> while riding CLEAN!How do you know?
Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choiceChoose one or any combination.
Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying.......
I'm absolutely clean and I swear on the life of Brian Lafferty.
In article <[email hidden]>, Tom
Kunich said:"OMC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> crit pro wrote:
>> while riding CLEAN!
>
> How do you know?Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choiceChoose one or any combination.
Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying.......I'm absolutely clean and I swear on the life of Brian Lafferty.
Good Tom. The first step is admitting there is a problem.
-WG
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> crit pro wrote:
>> while riding CLEAN!
>
> How do you know?Because they swear on the lives of:
1. their dog
2. their cat
3. their significant other
4. their wife
5. their mother and father
6. their children
7. their rabbi
8. their priest
9. their minister
10. their religious book of choiceChoose one or any combination.
Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying.......I'm absolutely clean and I swear on the life of Brian Lafferty.
I'm flattered Tom. I have to tell you that the safe house is actually
rather nice. All the comforts of home and I don't have to do any cleaning.
I'll post again tomorrow from the new safe house.
(OMC) said:Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your "Attorney"
If someone did that...we would know their lying.......
Maybe especially your ex-wife's attorney. Got into a shouting match
with my first wife's attorney and found out two days later he fell
over dead within the hour. Have to be honest and saythat it was the
only good memory from the divorce.
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
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I swear on the life of Brian Lafferty.
Quoted message said:
I'm flattered Tom. I have to tell you that the safe house is actually
rather nice. All the comforts of home and I don't have to do any cleaning.
I'll post again tomorrow from the new safe house.
The Safe House is one of the all time best bars in Milwaukee. Total
spy theme, disguised exterior, you need a password to enter. Fun
place.
crit pro
B. Lafferty said:That's actually a decent lawyer joke. My favorite is still the one from the
film Rainman:
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? The prostitute
will stop [censored] you when you're dead.
I think the actual [censored] by a prostitute would feel a lot better then
the metaphorical [censored] by a lawyer. That's another difference.
"gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:B. Lafferty said:That's actually a decent lawyer joke. My favorite is still the one from
the film Rainman:
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? The prostitute
will stop [censored] you when you're dead.I think the actual [censored] by a prostitute would feel a lot better then
the metaphorical [censored] by a lawyer. That's another difference.
If the lawyer is really good, it will feel even better than the prostitute.
B. Lafferty said:"gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:B. Lafferty said:That's actually a decent lawyer joke. My favorite is still the one from
the film Rainman:
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? The prostitute
will stop [censored] you when you're dead.I think the actual [censored] by a prostitute would feel a lot better then
the metaphorical [censored] by a lawyer. That's another difference.If the lawyer is really good, it will feel even better than the prostitute.
even a really good prostitute?
[email hidden] (crit pro) wrote
Quoted message said:Watch as all the SoCal crackheads and Boulder EPdOpes move to
Milwaukee, WI.
the following from www.stolenunderground.com, posted in case they are
shut down by the GCC.
August 23, 2004 1:26AM
This just in........To all of those who were on drugs at Pro Crit and
didn't win.......we at Stolen Underground just wanted to remind
you that drugs can never beat heart!...........you are pathetic
losers and we all at Stolen Underground hope you got really
drunk at the clubs after the race and if you cheated on your
girlfriend or wife as you con artists always do.........we hope you
get a really bad case of herpies and crabs...........you miserable
fcuks..cheating scum bag wanna be professional losers.........And
congrats again to Jonas Carney, Alex Candelario, Eric Saunders,
and Jacob Erker who support Stolen Underground and had high
finishes.....congrats to all other pros who were racing clean.......
you guys share in Jonas Carney's victory and you all win in the
game of life.......you guys are the best and are champions........
.....signing off
-The Commander
VERYCODE 741258963
August 22, 2004 11:43 PM
This just in........Jonas Carney wins the Pro Crit, with the help of
Alex Candelario............"Justice League Strikes Again!, Jonas lit
that [censored], he went into the last corner so fast. I didn't really help
Jonas out that much he just went for it. I mean I helped him a
couple laps to go, but after 500 meters he did it all himself. We
gotta get team together for next year."-Alex Candelario...........
......."It feels really good to beat all the dopers, I am so [censored]
happy tonight, I have been trying to win this race since '97, this
year everything was perfect. I am totally going to make a point
to make it clear that I have done my whole career drug
free! You have inspired me to come out and tell my story, look
for it in the next couple of months in Velonews"-Jonas Carney
...............Mad props to the new clean US Pro Champ, Jonas
Carney...........You rock!!!!!! Signing Off!
-The Commander
VERYCODE 741258963
August 22 2004 9:27 PM
This just in........We just finished our page, "War"...........We
hide no secrets.........war is wrong and anyone who supports it
or calls themselves, "The War President", does not represent
Stolen Underground...........signing off.
-The Commander
VERYCODE 741258963
August 22 2004 3:25PM
This just in........Alex Candelario and Jonas Carney just phoned
The Stolen Underground........they are prepared to beat all the
dopers at Pro Crit Championships...........They report they are
rockin' the Stolen Underground t-shirts and all the loser pros
are [censored]............We told them some motivation, "Just
remember, the HGH that the dopers are taking was developed
by stealing the organs of children, so all the dopers have the
souls of all the dead children inside of them, it is the ultimate
in dopers karma.".............Jonas reports, he is either going to
crash or win.........he is either going to have no jesey on skinned
up, or crossing the finish line in first........everyone pray for
their
success, it is imperative that they beat the cheaters........signing
off.
"gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:B. Lafferty said:"gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:B. Lafferty wrote:
>That's actually a decent lawyer joke. My favorite is still the one from
>the film Rainman:
>What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? The prostitute
>will stop [censored] you when you're dead.
>I think the actual [censored] by a prostitute would feel a lot better then
the metaphorical [censored] by a lawyer. That's another difference.If the lawyer is really good, it will feel even better than the
prostitute.
even a really good prostitute?
Well, I'll have to admit that the ladies interviewing clients at the Cafe
Pierre in the Hotel Pierre in the late evening would give even the best
lawyer a run for his money. ;-)
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Kunich said:"OMC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> > crit pro wrote:
> >> while riding CLEAN!
> >
> > How do you know?
>
> Because they swear on the lives of:
> 1. their dog
> 2. their cat
> 3. their significant other
> 4. their wife
> 5. their mother and father
> 6. their children
> 7. their rabbi
> 8. their priest
> 9. their minister
> 10. their religious book of choice
>
> Choose one or any combination.Notice there isn't any mention of swearing on the life of your
"Attorney"
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:If someone did that...we would know their lying.......
I'm absolutely clean and I swear on the life of Brian Lafferty.
Good Tom. The first step is admitting there is a problem.
And EVERYONE knows where that problem is....
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