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So I started a new job way cool. I ran into a guy who started talking bikes. Old MTB but yet likes to ride. I can respect that. We had a good chat. Turns out I'm a little more involved than he is. But he brings up a friend in another department who talks bikes really often. So he...

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way. If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments. What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese...