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Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity of
Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.
A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay tuned
for details.
Alfred Einstead said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.
Astonishing! No doubt a Macel-disciple. Was this before or
after the "liposuction training and diet phaze"?
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"Alfred Einstead" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.
Who knew Macelroy was running in England these days?
Alfred Einstead said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded 13.3 km/h, or
approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.
I'm betting on that horse for Ketchupy
Alfred Einstead said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded 13.3 km/h, or
approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.
I forget how to spell zteroidz. Please?
"Alfred Einstead" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for the
100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters indicate
that her maximum speed exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.
Let's see....today's date is April what?
"Mike R." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:"Alfred Einstead" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the vicinity
of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter achieved the
heretofore impossible task of breaking 9.5 seconds for
the 100 meter run. The splits taken every 10 meters
indicate that her maximum speed exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.Let's see....today's date is April what?
Of course, but why couldn't it be more interesting. Perhaps
something like:
Mary Decker to run 1500 in Trials Dejected Ian Thorpe gives
up swimming for running Kenyans banned from Olympic marathon
due to widespread drug use
""El Paisano"" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Mike R." <[email hidden]> wrote in
message -"]news:[email hidden]-
ws.com...Quoted message said:"Alfred Einstead" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message
"]news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the
vicinity of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter
achieved the heretofore impossible task of breaking
9.5 seconds for the 100 meter run. The splits taken
every 10 meters indicate that her maximum speed
exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.Let's see....today's date is April what?
Of course, but why couldn't it be more interesting.
Perhaps something
like:
Quoted message said:
Mary Decker to run 1500 in Trials Dejected Ian Thorpe
gives up swimming for running Kenyans banned from Olympic
marathon due to widespread drug use
or for Larry
Aasics patents revolutionary new material: Promises 3oz
racing flats
"\"El Paisano\"" <[email hidden]> wrote: .....
Quoted message said:Of course, but why couldn't it be more interesting.
Perhaps something like:
Quoted message said:Mary Decker to run 1500 in Trials Dejected Ian Thorpe
gives up swimming for running
on a related, but completely realistic note, dwain chambers,
after being banned by the british athletics body, is now
trying to switch to NFL (national football league) in the
united states.
For a good April Fool's Day, check out www.letsrun.com for a
"story" of Regina Jacobs lawsuit against Suzy Hamilton.
Pretty damn funny!
""El Paisano"" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
"Mike R." <[email hidden]> wrote in
message -"]news:[email hidden]-
ws.com...Quoted message said:"Alfred Einstead" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message
"]news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:Advance News Alert!
Yesterday, in a local outdoor track meet in the
vicinity of Brighton, a previously unknown sprinter
achieved the heretofore impossible task of breaking
9.5 seconds for the 100 meter run. The splits taken
every 10 meters indicate that her maximum speed
exceeded
13.3 km/h, or approximately 30 MPH.A press release is in the process of preparation. Stay
tuned for details.Let's see....today's date is April what?
Of course, but why couldn't it be more interesting.
Perhaps something
like:
Quoted message said:
Mary Decker to run 1500 in Trials Dejected Ian Thorpe
gives up swimming for running Kenyans banned from Olympic
marathon due to widespread drug use
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