A rabbi and a priest

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Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

anon

Sheldon

Cute, but this one is better:

BEWARE OF BLOND GENIES

A white guy is walking along the beach when he sees a lamp partially
buried  in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The
guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies > disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
looks down
and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the
door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku
Klux Klan outfits They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw  a
rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the
Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde
genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the
first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to. I can also understand him  wanting to be a millionaire . . .
but why he wanted to be hung like a  black man is beyond me."
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

anon

Sheldon

Cute, but this one is better:

Hardy har..

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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<snipped cute joke>

Thanks, Om...my boyfriend would say thanks too, but he has to go wipe the
Mountain Dew up that he just spewed everywhere.

Lisa Ann

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

nb

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jay said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

anon

Sheldon

Cute, but this one is better:

Hardy har..

;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Lisa Ann said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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<snipped cute joke>

Thanks, Om...my boyfriend would say thanks too, but he has to go wipe the
Mountain Dew up that he just spewed everywhere.

Lisa Ann

<lol!>
Thanks... ;-D
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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notbob said:

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

nb

ROFL!!!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Cute, but this one is better:

BEWARE OF BLOND GENIES

A white guy is walking along the beach when he sees a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The
guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies > disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
looks down
and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the
door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku
Klux Klan outfits They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a
rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the
Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde
genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the
first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make
love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire . . .
but why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
--

I understand that you can get used senses of humor, cheap, at the morgue.

--
Peter Aitken
Visit my recipe and kitchen myths page at www.pgacon.com/cooking.htm

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Quoted message said:

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

nb

Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.

--
Peter Aitken

"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Quoted message said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

anon

Sheldon

Groan.... 😉

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise

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Peter Aitken said:

I understand that you can get used senses of humor, cheap, at the morgue.

--
Peter Aitken
Visit my recipe and kitchen myths page at www.pgacon.com/cooking.htm

Thank you. <bows>

But I did find Shel's joke funny... ;-)

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Peter Aitken said:

Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.

A termiite walks in off the street and sits down at the bar. He says,
"Is the bartender, here?".

nb

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Quoted message said:

Sheldon said:

are walking down the street together when they spot a 10 year old boy
on a
park bench.
"Lets screw him" sez the priest.
"Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

nb

Ah, now THAT is indeed a joke!

Felice

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notbob said:

Peter Aitken said:

Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.

A termiite walks in off the street and sits down at the bar. He says,
"Is the bartender, here?".

nb

Boo, hiss. ;-D
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

notbob said:

Peter Aitken said:

Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.

A termiite walks in off the street and sits down at the bar. He says,
"Is the bartender, here?".

[This was purportedly Ronald Reagan's fave joke...]

A black guy with his pet parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The
bartender looks at him and says, "Where'd you get him?". The parrot
replies, "Africa!"...

--
Best
Greg

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Groan.... 😉

Names

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in,
he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck,"
he says to himself, I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to
the cowboy, "What's the name of your love tool?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry
but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of
your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the
bar calls his Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies'."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on
his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and
says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD,
because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for
a moment before he comes up with a name for
his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my male member is
'SECRET'. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!"

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Seen that one, but it's worth a re-run...... ;-D

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"Gregory Morrow"

Quoted message said:

Names

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in,
he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck,"
he says to himself, I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to
the cowboy, "What's the name of your love tool?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry
but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of
your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the
bar calls his Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies'."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left,
who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on
his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and
says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man
turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD,
because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for
a moment before he comes up with a name for
his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my male member is
'SECRET'. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why
Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR
A WOMAN!"

</>

--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Quoted message said:

Peter Aitken said:

Hurray! Now *that's* a joke. Bravo.

A termiite walks in off the street and sits down at the bar. He says,
"Is the bartender, here?".

nb

',;~}~

This man, he walks into a bar: "Ouch!"

Shaun aRe

Gregory Morrow said:

[This was purportedly Ronald Reagan's fave joke...]

Why does that not surprise me at all...?

Quoted message said:

A black guy with his pet parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The
bartender looks at him and says, "Where'd you get him?". The parrot
replies, "Africa!"...

Yeah, really funny. [censored].

-L.