Another Limeric

Quoted message said:

There was a young cyclist called Helen Whose maternal bosom was swellin' She'd break all your ribs
If she caught you in bibs, So there is just no point in rebellin'

Poet Laureate quality that is, quality ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Quoted message said:

There was a young cyclist called Helen Whose maternal bosom was swellin' She'd break all your ribs
If she caught you in bibs, So there is just no point in rebellin'

Poet Laureate quality that is, quality ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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"Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Brilliant Rich, here's my contribution:

There was a poster named EnEm Of cyclists he knew better than them Purely to survive An off-roader
he did drive To see the Amsterdam *ladies* ahem!

Pete

Quoted message said:

There was a young cyclist called Helen Whose maternal bosom was swellin' She'd break all your ribs
If she caught you in bibs, So there is just no point in rebellin'

Poet Laureate quality that is, quality ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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"Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Brilliant Rich, here's my contribution:

There was a poster named EnEm Of cyclists he knew better than them Purely to survive An off-roader
he did drive To see the Amsterdam *ladies* ahem!

Pete

"Richard Bates" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Brilliant Rich, here's my contribution:

There was a poster named EnEm Of cyclists he knew better than them Purely to survive An off-roader
he did drive To see the Amsterdam *ladies* ahem!

Pete

On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 18:27:24 +0000 (UTC), in <[email hidden]>, Richard
Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:

There was a young cyclist called Johnny Who couldn't fold his Brommie He unscrewed the bar And
pulled it too far And he ended to crying for mommy!

(Is there a Johnny URC regular?)

There was a young girl Helen Vecht Who couldn't fit a cassette. She started to curse But that made
it worse [now I'm stuck - HELP!]

There once was a cyclist called Simon Whose bike doubled up as a pylon He said, "Did you know" It
receives radio, But is hisses whenever I climb on.

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On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 18:27:24 +0000 (UTC), in <[email hidden]>, Richard
Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:

There was a YOUNG man Sheldon Brown The best bike mechanic in town. He had a webpage Listing every
spoke gauge And his beard in colo(u)r was brown.

There was a young man Danny Collyer On his unicycle he'd follow yer With juggling clubs... And
...[stuck again]

There was a young cyclist called Jake Whose bike didn't have a back brake He said you daft pixie I'm
riding a fixie. An emergency stop I'll still make.

His brother, now he was called Jack And he only road on the track. He got out of breath If he didn't
turn left So he couldn't ride there: Only back!

There once was a cyclist called Leah Who wore only reflective gear But she got hit one night Despite
her front light And the [censored] said "Sorry, didn't see yer".
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Richard Bates said:

There was a young man Danny Collyer On his unicycle he'd follow yer With juggling clubs... And
...[stuck again]

And a penchant for pubs After a couple of beers he'd fly past yer

--
Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
speedy5.freeserve.co.ukdannyOpen ↗ "He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

And there's more

There is a poster called Herr Schmidt Who goes on about cameras a bit So much it fact I think he is
backed By an ex-politician who's a [censored]

Cyclists must ride on the track And give motorists their road back They've paid enough To own the
black stuff And we ride as money we lack

There was a young cyclist called Rich Who had the cycling itch 'til his seapost got nicked by
someone who's [censored] he would liked to have kicked He thought "life's such a [censored]!"

There was a psycho named Bates Whose mother had her pet hates He ran a run down motel Not a charming
hotel No relative of his urc namesakes!

(Or: Stay there and death awaits?)

Rich

Richard Bates said:

On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 18:27:24 +0000 (UTC), in <[email hidden]>, Richard
Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:

There was a YOUNG man Sheldon Brown The best bike mechanic in town. He had a webpage Listing every
spoke gauge And his beard in colo(u)r was brown.

There was a young man Danny Collyer On his unicycle he'd follow yer With juggling clubs... And
...[stuck again]

I really like these limericks These crazy, rhyming gimericks They look easy to write But try some
tonight And you'll find that the last lines are often impossible (Anon)

Tony

Richard Goodman said:

There was a young cyclist called Rich

A young cyclist name of Richard Had to keep up his cycling guard So a motorist twit Didn't Richard
hit And cause him to bang his head hard.

The Limerick Cycle Club Met every night down the pub They'd peddle their tales Over lots of fine
ales Complemented with lashings of grub

Tony

Daily on uk.rec.c Gather several people and me We discuss this and that But its mainly just rubbish
Mixed in with some troll baiting glee

Tony

Richard Bates said:

There once was a cyclist called Simon Whose bike doubled up as a pylon He said, "Did you know" It
receives radio, But is hisses whenever I climb on.

Yes, but that's the tyres...

--
[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) jasmine.org.uk~simonOpen ↗

;; 'I think we should trust our president in every decision ;; that he makes and we should
just support that' ;; Britney Spears of George W Bush, CNN 04:09:03

Tony Raven said:

Daily on uk.rec.c Gather several people and me We discuss this and that But its mainly just rubbish
Mixed in with some troll baiting glee

Tony

Hey, Guy, you got room on your web server for these?

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On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 18:27:24 +0000 (UTC), in <[email hidden]>, Richard
Bates <[email hidden]> wrote:

There was a young cyclist called Jayne Who had an elastic bike chain. One surge of the cranks Took
her to france But catapulted her backwards again.

There once was a cyclist called Fred Who took his racer to bed He smeared lots of lube Inside his
seat tube And for detail I think that's 'nuff said.

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Bit of self parody for you.

There was an old cyclist from Brum Who rode down the tow-path for fun They told him he oughta Keep
clear of the water But this Brummie is awfully dumb.

And here's some weather stuff.

When riding to work in the rain I'm asked if it isn't a pain I say I can't get Much wetter than wet
So please do not ask me again

I went for a ride in the sun Along with my number two son The weather was hot So as far as we got
Was the pub where we popped in for one

The snow and the ice can be pretty As you cycle away from the city But remember you need To take
care of your steed The gritters are out, what a pity.

--
Cheerful pedalling John Mallard

There was a young fairy named helen who wrapped up some slabs and then fed'em to young passers by
who in bib shorts she'd spy and wrote down her thoughts and then read 'em
:-)