apusapus said:"ElfHunter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Yunno Elf, I thought you were a whiney little [censored] until about 2:30 this afternoon. After nine
years without being hassled by dogs, one got me again.
<wild cheering occurs throughout the whole of Yankeeland>
I've cleaned my wounds (sorry, they're not too serious),
Bummer! Penis wound then?
Quoted message said:inned my torn running tights, visited my local police station and made my complaint (yup, I know
who the owner was and where he lives),
And he you, thanks to my efforts.
Quoted message said:nd I'm just off to get another tetanus 'cause I can't remember when I had one last.
I hope they got the dog one, if he survived the inintial shock of sinking his teeth into a giant bag
of fart-wind.
Quoted message said:All dog owners should be subjected to whatever they permit their dogs to do to others.
They get their legs humped too.
Quoted message said:I'd happily watch a police dog practice on the unprotected body of the idiot who owned 'my' dog.
Personally, I blame this thread for subliminally reaching out into the brains of dogs in the UK and
planting the idea to attack me. I shall have my revenge.
Actually it's far mose sinister than that Frasier my good man, you see we took up a collection and
paid old Angus MacFarland to have his dog attack you, however since we specified you be "ripped to
pieces" it would appear the attempt failed.