Avoid the Subway Chipotle [censored]

Antipodean Bucket Farmer said:

Quoted message said:

That "ect." includes believing that lighting farts is a cause of
spontaneous human combustion,

Well, if I ever decide to commit suicide, now I will
know the coolest way to go out.

As a method of suicide, that one really burns my ass.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Moderate Mammal said:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:32:36 -0600, "Anthony" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all
costs!

<snipped>

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

As for me, I don't think I'll be going back to Subway any time soon.

http://washingtontimes.com/specialreport/20050212-112200-6485r.htm

Contagious diseases are entering the United States because of
immigrants, illegal aliens, refugees and travelers, and World Health
Organization officials say the worst could be yet to come.
In addition to a list of imported diseases that includes
tuberculosis, sickle cell anemia, hepatitis B, measles and the
potentially deadly parasitic disease Chagas, officials fear what could
happen if the avian flu, which is flourishing among poultry in
Southeast Asia, mutates so that it is capable of human-to-human
transmission through casual contact.

<snipped>

Quoted message said:

To send mail: remove hutch

While the rest of this article may have some merit, I had to laugh when
I saw the above list!!!

Sickle Cell anemia is _not_ a contagious disease!

Sickle Cell is a genetic hematological disorder.....
You can't "catch" it from others!

Your child might "get" it if you breed with somebody that carries the
genes for it..... and if you carry the gene yourself! It's recessive.

http://kidshealth.org/teen/diseases_conditions/blood/sickle_cell_anemia.h
tml

--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

There is no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world and we'll never have to change it again. -- Swami Beyondanada

Quoted message said:

,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,<

http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=katra

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

If you go to Subway, avoid the Chipotle Southwestern Cheesesteak Sub at all
costs!

I've been stuck on the toilet since saturday with no end in sight. I went
to fill up the gas tank saturday night and noticed they got a Subway inside.
Since it takes a while to fill up my big honkin Lincoln Navigator, I decide
to get me a nice sub to take home and enjoy SNL.

So I says to the lady at the counter, yo babe, what's good? She recommends
the Chipotle Southwestern. Okay, I says, sounds good. I get home and I
cuddle on the couch with my footlong, chips, and a nice Dr. Pepper. Takes a
while to wolf that thing down.

Later on that night, the trouble starts. Wake up a 3am with a nasty stomach
ache. Go to the bathroom and take a nice dump. Nice, but not memorable.
The next day, BOOM! It hits me. I'm making trips to the toilet every two
hours. By now, the [censored] is really starting to stink like something died. I
can't stop [censored] and the [censored] is this sticky, tarry stuff that gets
everywhere and you wipe and wipe and wipe and the more you wipe the more of
the stuff there is.

This [censored] is a reddish brown, lighter than my usual dark brown stuff, and
sticky as hell. I'm going through two Charmin Ultra double rolls PER DAY
just wiping and wiping and wiping. My ass is raw and bleeding.

By now it's Monday and I'm down to bathroom trips every three hours. It's
still taking half a roll of the double Charim rolls per each [censored] session
and I'm having to moisten the toilet paper before I wipe, my raw ass can't
take it dry anymore. And the stuff is still stinking like a weapon of mass
destruction. I've never had [censored] stink so bad in my life! What the hell do
they put in that chipotle sauce??? I'm thinking of taking some samples down
to that Subway place today and asking them what the hell they put in it.

Man, now I wonder how Jarred did his Subway diet thing for a year. If that
story is true, he must have stayed in the bathroom the whole 12 months!

As for me, I don't think I'll be going back to Subway any time soon.

Too much information. This is absolutely the nastiest thing I have
ever read in my entire life. And I'm 51 years old!

On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:49:18 -0600, M.L. <[email hidden]> wrote:

|Too much information. This is absolutely the nastiest thing I have
|ever read in my entire life. And I'm 51 years old!

I think I met one of the sisters from your order. She also went
straight from kindergarten to convent to nunnery and back to the
convent.

Sad.

I must admit that I agree about the post, although I doubt that it's
the worst thing I've ever read (or read today:-)

Cheers, Alan