Backwards Nurse

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 30, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining
    about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does
    everything absolutely backwards.", said one doctor.
    "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
    of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams
    every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

    The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
    week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
    hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!
    The guy nearly exploded!"

    Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down
    the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just
    realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"