belly button hair

LOL get outta here.

"Hana" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I have what appears to be an abnormally huge amount of
hair growing out of my belly button. Seriously, I could
make a wig for an adult racoon with the amount of hair
that is growing from it.

I also have to admit something very embarrassing. The
clumps of hair that I pull out are sometimes wet with
blood, and they smell approximately equivelant to a wedge
of stinky Limburger that has been has been ripening inside
a dead, human body that was pulled from a cesspool behind
a Taco Bell.

I suspect that part of the problem is what you already
suspect: hygiene. You see, about three years ago I moved
in with my elderly parents to help care for them. My
mother is a bit of a looney tune. She believes that the
house is going to fall down due to the steam generated by
the hot water used during a typical shower.

Her fear is so great that neither she nor my father
shower at their house. They signed up at a local gym so
that they could shower there instead, and therefore the
gym will fall down instead of their house. I understand
you are now thinking about the many ways I can allay my
mother's fear regarding steam. Please don't bother
wasting the mental energy.

Back to what's important: me. My theory is this: because I
am showering less my belly button buildup is growing.
Where I would typically shower twice a day, I now may
shower every other day. We have a shower at work, but it
is jam-packed with people who have just finished
exercising.

These people do not take kindly to someone who has not
exercised enjoying a hot, lingering shower. The typical
reaction to my showering without exercising first is about
the same as if I was not showering at all, but simply
turning the shower on, and then wearing everyone's dirty
underpants on my head for twenty minutes.

My questions to you are:

Is this hair actually growing from my belly button, or is
it simply collecting there from other places? If is
actually growing from my belly button can I extract the
gene that is prodigiously producing this hair, and market
it on late night television? Are any belly buttons open to
the abdomen, or should they be entirely closed? Is the
source of blood from such an opening? Is this belly button
problem something to be concerned about in general, or may
I continue to gross out my cat with these clumps of stinky
hair without concern?

Thanks very much for you help.

Regards, Hana

"Time heals all good intentions"

Did you see "Alien"?

"Hana" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I have what appears to be an abnormally huge amount of
hair growing out of my belly button. Seriously, I could
make a wig for an adult racoon with the amount of hair
that is growing from it.

I also have to admit something very embarrassing. The
clumps of hair that I pull out are sometimes wet with
blood, and they smell approximately equivelant to a wedge
of stinky Limburger that has been has been ripening inside
a dead, human body that was pulled from a cesspool behind
a Taco Bell.

I suspect that part of the problem is what you already
suspect: hygiene. You see, about three years ago I moved
in with my elderly parents to help care for them. My
mother is a bit of a looney tune. She believes that the
house is going to fall down due to the steam generated by
the hot water used during a typical shower.

Her fear is so great that neither she nor my father
shower at their house. They signed up at a local gym so
that they could shower there instead, and therefore the
gym will fall down instead of their house. I understand
you are now thinking about the many ways I can allay my
mother's fear regarding steam. Please don't bother
wasting the mental energy.

Back to what's important: me. My theory is this: because I
am showering less my belly button buildup is growing.
Where I would typically shower twice a day, I now may
shower every other day. We have a shower at work, but it
is jam-packed with people who have just finished
exercising.

These people do not take kindly to someone who has not
exercised enjoying a hot, lingering shower. The typical
reaction to my showering without exercising first is about
the same as if I was not showering at all, but simply
turning the shower on, and then wearing everyone's dirty
underpants on my head for twenty minutes.

My questions to you are:

Is this hair actually growing from my belly button, or is
it simply collecting there from other places? If is
actually growing from my belly button can I extract the
gene that is prodigiously producing this hair, and market
it on late night television? Are any belly buttons open to
the abdomen, or should they be entirely closed? Is the
source of blood from such an opening? Is this belly button
problem something to be concerned about in general, or may
I continue to gross out my cat with these clumps of stinky
hair without concern?

Thanks very much for you help.

Regards, Hana

"Time heals all good intentions"

"Hana" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I have what appears to be an abnormally huge amount of
hair growing out of my belly button. Seriously, I could
make a wig for an adult racoon with the amount of hair
that is growing from it.

Is looneytunity perhaps hereditary?

;o) Rich

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I have what appears to be an abnormally huge amount of
hair growing out of my belly button. Seriously, I could
make a wig for an adult racoon with the amount of hair
that is growing from it.

[snip]

Now folks, *this* is what a *real* troll should be like. It
heartens me to see that the spirit of the art-form hasn't
yet been completely lost. All too many people think that a
mere verbal tantrum can be an effective troll.

Note how the troller here does *not* behave like a little
kid who's just

troll follows the rules of literate English grammar and
punctuation. Note how it draws in and engages the reader.
And, in the end, leaves the discerning reader laughing. And,
though it's too early to tell, this being
m.h.a *someone* is probably going to come along and offer an
ALL-NATURAL solution to the troll's "unanswered health
problem." In fact, I'd hope that several would come
along and offer completely contradictory "solutions"
(I'd love to see what kind of response this would have
gotten if it had been posted to curezone).

I will say, though, that this still falls far short of
anything cattlovrr could come up with. But then that's a
pretty exalted standard.

Hana said:

I have what appears to be an abnormally huge amount of
hair growing out of my belly button. Seriously, I could
make a wig for an adult racoon with the amount of hair
that is growing from it.

I also have to admit something very embarrassing. The
clumps of hair that I pull out are sometimes wet with
blood, and they smell approximately equivelant to a wedge
of stinky Limburger that has been has been ripening inside
a dead, human body that was pulled from a cesspool behind
a Taco Bell.

I suspect that part of the problem is what you already
suspect: hygiene.

There's no excuse. All you need is a pan of warm water and
some mild soap.

Quoted message said:

My questions to you are:

Is this hair actually growing from my belly button, or is
it simply collecting there from other places? If is
actually growing from my belly button can I extract the
gene that is prodigiously producing this hair, and market
it on late night television? Are any belly buttons open to
the abdomen, or should they be entirely closed? Is the
source of blood from such an opening? Is this belly button
problem something to be concerned about in general, or may
I continue to gross out my cat with these clumps of stinky
hair without concern?

Well you're not alone (bleeding)
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I would think that you can pretend to exercise, then shower
and try to let some of the water spray the belly button area
(to try and soften it up). Of course a bath might be better
for that. Or laying on a bed on a towel and dripping warm
water into the belly button. This would be just before going
to a doctor. They have or should have an instrument to look
in there. You may have a yeast or other infection, infected
hair follicle(s) or other. If the hair is attached, perhaps
(s)he would be able to snip some in order to see better and
treat whatever's going on. (Do clean yourself all over first
including fresh change of clothes). Later, maybe you can
consult a hair removal place if the doctor agrees hair is
growing out of your belly button (and it's not just lint,
fur, and other foreign objects). HTH J