On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 09:40:01 +0100 someone who may be davek
<[email hidden]> wrote this:-
Quoted message said:They have since introduced swanky new
Electrostar trains on our line (which keep breaking down, of course) but
that hasn't made the journey any quicker,
That is because when one part of the disintegrated railway decided
to buy new trains it did so. It was only some time after
construction of the trains started, after repeated questioning, that
another part of the disintegrated railway was told how fast these
new trains would make the electricity meters spin round [1].
In fact the new trains would blow the fuses [2] and a rushed
programme to upgrade the power supplies was introduced. At the end
of this the new trains can run, but only at the performance of the
old trains. Higher performance will mean upgrading the power
supplies even more, but there is no money in the piggy bank.
The above description ignores the fact that the new trains are
heavier than the ones they replace.
Before privatisation the much maligned BR introduced new trains on
some of these lines. This went fairly smoothly, because the railways
had yet to be disintegrated.
[1] artistic licence, the sort of electricity meters concerned tend
to be solid state rather than having a little wheel.
[2] more artistic licence, there are few fuses in such systems.
Rather there are (very big) circuit breakers).
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