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  1. theage.com.au1079199406613.html

    By Bianca Wordley March 19, 2004 - 12:50PM

    It was simply a case of notifying the next of kin, but when
    police arrived at the dead man's house they found it packed
    with bicycles.

    Police knew the man had died while attempting to steal a
    bicycle, but they didn't expect to find his home packed to
    the rafters with them.

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the
    Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and
    boxloads of bike parts.

    Police superintendent Steve Barber said it was understood
    the man, who was aged in his 60s, died "in the progress of
    stealing a bike in Swanston Street in Melbourne last week".

    "On attending the house police found it virtually packed to
    the brim with bicycles," Supt Barber said today.

    "Some of the rooms were stacked three-high with bikes.

    "It was pretty unusual."

    Supt Barber said it was unclear how many of the bikes
    were stolen, as the man also "had a habit of buying
    bicycles as well".

    "It appears the man was well known to a number of bicycle
    premises in Geelong," he said.

    "He had also come to be known to police in regards to
    stealing bicycles."

    Supt Barber said police were working around the clock to try
    to clear the house of all the bikes which ranged in style
    and value.

    He said it took police four hours and two trucks yesterday
    just to move 100 bikes from the scene.

    It's understood most of the stolen bikes were taken from
    Melbourne, however, it would take police some time to
    unravel the mystery.

    Senior Sergeant Adrian Benny, who is working on the case,
    today said he had never seen anything like it.

    "In every room including his bedroom, bathroom and kitchen
    there are bikes, bike helmets, parts, chains, seats and
    tyres ... it's something else," Sen Sgt Benny said.

    "There are also bikes down the side of the house and there
    are two sheds full.

    "It's a logistical nightmare."

    He said it was "ironic" the man who was known to neighbours
    as an "enthusiastic bike collector" died while trying to
    steal a bike.

    "He must have had a bike fetish," he said.

    Police have not released details on the man's cause of
    death.

  2. You didnt see cfsmtb's post of this?

    still a funny one tho isnt it. wonder if he ever rode any of them...

  3. "flyingdutch" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    You didnt see cfsmtb's post of this?

    still a funny one tho isnt it. wonder if he ever rode any
    of them...

    I didn't see it until after I posted. Though I don't
    understand why people think it's bizzare to want so many
    bikes. Seems like a reasonable thing to me. Too many bikes
    is never enough. Although I couldn't fill my up house with
    bikes like that, I'd have nowhere to put my canoes and other
    sporting gear.

    Marty

  4. Marty Wallace said:

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the
    Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and
    boxloads of bike parts.

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words.

    &roo

  5. ...snip.....

    Quoted message said:

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the
    Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and
    boxloads of bike parts.

    hmm, box loads of parts! I wonder how long he has been
    buying/collecting/stealing. Might be something there to
    match my old steeds.

  6. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Andrew Swan

    Quoted message said:

    Marty Wallace wrote:
    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the
    Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and
    boxloads of bike parts.

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words.

    Words marked, goal set, collection started... ;-)

    Future buys:

    XC/Trail Duallie (Specialized Enduro)

    "Nice" singlespeed (On-One Inbred)

    Road Fixed-Gear, e.g.
    http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixy.html
    http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixie50.html

    Recumbent Trike

    Cyclocross bike (On-One Il Pompino)

    New "[censored]" road bike

    New "race" road bike

    hippy

  7. not hardcore enuff hippy, Suzy's set a pretty high benchmark.

    start building your own bikes, get a lathe, buy a TIG set, now off you go.😄

  8. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by cfsmtb
    not hardcore enuff hippy, Suzy's set a pretty high benchmark.
    start building your own bikes, get a lathe, buy a TIG set,
    now off you go.😄

    :-)

    Nah, I left all that practical knowledge behind when I
    turned nerd. Like a true engineer, these days I solve
    everything by throwing more money at it!

    Hmm.. how to outdo Suzy? how to outdo Suzy.. ?
    Jet-bike? heli-bike? hotrod-esque 'bent? (mmm chrome
    and flames!), how about a new version of the Behemoth
    computer bike? (I think I need to start scouting hard rubbish dumps..)

    Really, I'd be happy if I can successfully swap the
    old-style canti's with vee's on my SS!

    hippy

  9. hippy said:
    Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Andrew Swan

    Quoted message said:

    Marty Wallace wrote: In the man's three bedroom
    weatherboard home in the Victorian regional city of
    Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and boxloads of bike parts.

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words.

    Words marked, goal set, collection started... ;-)

    Future buys:

    XC/Trail Duallie (Specialized Enduro)

    "Nice" singlespeed (On-One Inbred)

    Road Fixed-Gear, e.g. 128.83.80.200fixy.html
    128.83.80.200fixie50.html

    Recumbent Trike

    Cyclocross bike (On-One Il Pompino)

    New "[censored]" road bike

    New "race" road bike

    hippy


    You mean you don't want a hula bike? :-) Imagine being
    Australian Hula Bike Champion...

    &roo

  10. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by hippy


    New "[censored]" road bike

    hippy

    !!!!!??

  11. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    hippy once wroteded:
    New "[censored]" road bike
    New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??

    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy
    underground of bicycle newsgroups, mailing lists,
    forums and the like..

    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece
    of cycling hardware that people lust after.

    E.g. The latest titanium/carbon road frame with full
    carbon Record, deep-dish carbon rims and all the
    good bits to match would be considered "bike [censored]".

    An ultralight xc race machine with full XTR, low spoke-count wheels, a fork more expensive than my car and carbon
    everything else would also be considered by many to be
    "bike [censored]".

    In my earlier post I was referring to having a bike that
    I could race without fear of costly damage due to crashing
    or the hard riding experienced in races AND a "[censored]" road
    bike that would only every go out on dry days and spend
    most of its time being drooled over by my fellow riders..

    Poor Car Analogy:
    Porsche for racing on weekends and a Rolls Royce for
    taking on once-per-month cruises.

    hippy
    "FAQ entry?"

  12. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by hippy
    > >hippy once wroteded:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    New "[censored]" road bike
    New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??



    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy
    underground of bicycle newsgroups, mailing lists,
    forums and the like..

    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece
    of cycling hardware that people lust after.

    E.g. The latest titanium/carbon road frame with full
    carbon Record, deep-dish carbon rims and all the
    good bits to match would be considered "bike [censored]".

    An ultralight xc race machine with full XTR, low spoke-count wheels, a fork more expensive than my car and carbon
    everything else would also be considered by many to be
    "bike [censored]".

    In my earlier post I was referring to having a bike that
    I could race without fear of costly damage due to crashing
    or the hard riding experienced in races AND a "[censored]" road
    bike that would only every go out on dry days and spend
    most of its time being drooled over by my fellow riders..

    Poor Car Analogy:
    Porsche for racing on weekends and a Rolls Royce for
    taking on once-per-month cruises.

    hippy
    "FAQ entry?"

    definite FAQ entry!

  13. hippy:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    hippy once wroteded: New "[censored]"
    road bike New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??

    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy
    underground of bicycle newsgroups, mailing lists, forums
    and the like..

    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of
    cycling hardware that people lust after.

    Bike [censored] is the collection of _pictures_ of these things,
    not the items themselves.

  14. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Jose Rizal

    Quoted message said:

    hippy:
    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of
    cycling hardware that people lust after.

    Bike [censored] is the collection of _pictures_ of these things,
    not the items themselves.

    This is gonna get silly fast...

    It's not quite the same as Normal [censored] (tm) in that
    people can say "I went to the bike show and copped
    an eyeful of some hardcore bike [censored]!" or
    "that carbon-ti-kevlar-bi-cubic-forged stem makes
    you bike look seriously [censored]".

    Did I mention "pimpin'"?

    "Your new ti valve caps are PIMPIN'!!"

    hippy
    predicts this thread will get evil in 3..2...1 posts. ;-)

  15. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by hippy

    "Your new ti valve caps are PIMPIN'!!"

    your joking, right?

    people make and use Ti valve caps?????

    arent the plastic ones lighter?

    next you'll claim that someone can replace my spoke-E-dokes with carbon fibre!!!

  16. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by flyingdutch
    your joking, right?

    Indeedy!

    Quoted message said:

    people make and use Ti valve caps?????

    Doubt it, but I wouldn't put anything past some riders.

    Quoted message said:

    arent the plastic ones lighter?

    You wanna know what's even lighter and makes tyre
    changes even faster? You'll be the hero of the peloton
    if you.. <drumroll> remove your caps altogether!

    Quoted message said:

    next you'll claim that someone can replace my
    spoke-E-dokes with carbon fibre!!!

    Now, those are something that I would buy! Where
    can I get them? The ultimate [censored]-take of the $10k
    bike/cafe set. 🙂

    hippy

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