Blushing bud to rose ~ ?



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Who saw petals bloom,
Blushing bud to rose?

"I," said the Minotaur,
"But nobody knows."

Hickory Dickory Dare ~ Rapture
Raves, outruns tic tocks.

aba
bcb
cdc
abc
d

Forest Ranger rankles Rapture of Raptor.
Rapacious Raven Noir wreaks
Hanky Panky Havoc ~ Snores and sleeps,
Weeps and wakes.

Randomize Reorder Disorder,
Finagle a Virgin's
Forest. Verily your panties'
Color taunt, your taught Ology
Flaunts your pigment flamboyant ~ !

Who saw the nettles
Prickle a Minotaur's nose?
"I," said the copper kettle
"But Quincunx sparkled his toes."
Hickory Dickory Dare ~

Silver stars startle orbit, encircle,
Shakespeare's Globe. Wing chair
Bows, prays homage to Argyle
And Plaid. Gus, my polar bear,
Flicks his ****, Dickory Hare.
Hickory Dickory Red Flare ~

Who locked my locket,
Who unclasped my chain?

"I, Asparagus, I picked it ~
A combination I know to wolfbane.
My Anti ~ Dote courts pubic hair."

Hickory Dickory's Faire,
Hickory Dickory's Flare.

Cocks are crazy. Cocks are scary.
Cocks come after my maraschino cherry.
Hickory Dickory Red **** Flare ~

But Capsicum winks, tickles my toes.
Peacock pretty. Pee Pea glows.
Capsicum twitters my pretty red cherry.
Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~

Gus, my polar bear,
Flicks his ****, Dickory Hare.

Who overheard my chased chastity
Belt unlock, cockled, unclick, riddle
A Minotaur's snorting nose?

"I," said the Thistle, "principal pine needle
Who pianos your keys [by ear or by rose,
A woodwind's chime, I compose]."

But Minotaur
Quickens quim with a quip,
And Folly fathoms with quill, while capered male
Cod measures, treasures, sparkling toes.

Hickory Dickory Dare ~
Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~

Gus, my polar bear,
Flicks his ****, Hickory Dickory Hare,
Hickory Dickory Tock,
Rocket's red flare~ !

But Capsicum jitter ~ bugs Twitter twittering,
Her pretty red cherry shivering,
Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~ Perky Pea
Peaks out from a bush ~ !

Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~ Capsicum
Tickles my jittering tush. Capsicum's pea
Peppers my rush.
 
That was strangely lewd. Well done. I don't suppose you'd care to foist your
bottom in the air for a quick one? BTW sex with vegetables is just wrong!
Asparagus? I prefer it with butter and garlic.



"Twittering One" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Who saw petals bloom,
> Blushing bud to rose?
>
> "I," said the Minotaur,
> "But nobody knows."
>
> Hickory Dickory Dare ~ Rapture
> Raves, outruns tic tocks.
>
> aba
> bcb
> cdc
> abc
> d
>
> Forest Ranger rankles Rapture of Raptor.
> Rapacious Raven Noir wreaks
> Hanky Panky Havoc ~ Snores and sleeps,
> Weeps and wakes.
>
> Randomize Reorder Disorder,
> Finagle a Virgin's
> Forest. Verily your panties'
> Color taunt, your taught Ology
> Flaunts your pigment flamboyant ~ !
>
> Who saw the nettles
> Prickle a Minotaur's nose?
> "I," said the copper kettle
> "But Quincunx sparkled his toes."
> Hickory Dickory Dare ~
>
> Silver stars startle orbit, encircle,
> Shakespeare's Globe. Wing chair
> Bows, prays homage to Argyle
> And Plaid. Gus, my polar bear,
> Flicks his ****, Dickory Hare.
> Hickory Dickory Red Flare ~
>
> Who locked my locket,
> Who unclasped my chain?
>
> "I, Asparagus, I picked it ~
> A combination I know to wolfbane.
> My Anti ~ Dote courts pubic hair."
>
> Hickory Dickory's Faire,
> Hickory Dickory's Flare.
>
> Cocks are crazy. Cocks are scary.
> Cocks come after my maraschino cherry.
> Hickory Dickory Red **** Flare ~
>
> But Capsicum winks, tickles my toes.
> Peacock pretty. Pee Pea glows.
> Capsicum twitters my pretty red cherry.
> Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~
>
> Gus, my polar bear,
> Flicks his ****, Dickory Hare.
>
> Who overheard my chased chastity
> Belt unlock, cockled, unclick, riddle
> A Minotaur's snorting nose?
>
> "I," said the Thistle, "principal pine needle
> Who pianos your keys [by ear or by rose,
> A woodwind's chime, I compose]."
>
> But Minotaur
> Quickens quim with a quip,
> And Folly fathoms with quill, while capered male
> Cod measures, treasures, sparkling toes.
>
> Hickory Dickory Dare ~
> Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~
>
> Gus, my polar bear,
> Flicks his ****, Hickory Dickory Hare,
> Hickory Dickory Tock,
> Rocket's red flare~ !
>
> But Capsicum jitter ~ bugs Twitter twittering,
> Her pretty red cherry shivering,
> Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~ Perky Pea
> Peaks out from a bush ~ !
>
> Hickory Dickory Lickity Split ~ Capsicum
> Tickles my jittering tush. Capsicum's pea
> Peppers my rush.
>
 
>That was strangely lewd. Well done.

Forgery alert; check the posting details. The semi-literacy of the
post should have been a tip-off in and of itself, however.
 
Hmm ... I still thinks it is her, the original Twit'. She seems to have had
a variety of twit/wood@aol addresses and posting hosts in the past weeks.
The fact that alleged poem is, in my expert opinion, not entirely without
merit amongst a vast shite-filled collection of inane ramblings, does not
necessarily mean an imposter poet is skulking about RR, lurking in the OT
threads, secretly aiming to (dis)credit a postgraduate hookah addict.

I.P.


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> >That was strangely lewd. Well done.
>
> Forgery alert; check the posting details. The semi-literacy of the
> post should have been a tip-off in and of itself, however.
>
 
> You meant to request Twittering to "hoist
> her bottom" - a request Twittering wouldn't deny at
> appropriate times and if begged in discretion.
>

Quite right, that is what I meant, however see the 2nd definition of foist
below, it almost seems appropriate..

foist
Pronunciation: 'foist
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: probably from obsolete Dutch vuisten to take into one's hand,
from Middle Dutch vuysten, from vuyst fist; akin to Old English fyst fist
1 a : to introduce or insert surreptitiously or without warrant b : to force
another to accept especially by stealth or deceit
2 : to pass off as genuine or worthy <foist costly and valueless products on
the public -- Jonathan Spivak>
 
IP ~
Wanna pen pron?
Give up medicine.
Gimme a ring, I teach you how.
 
n3th
After you **** ~

with whom do you dine,
or share a conversation?
 
> After you **** ~
> with whom do you dine,
> or share a conversation?

Twittering - this is where I stop. It is getting a bit too OT for me.
I need to plan on how to get in my long run this
weekend.
You too should run a bit more and twitter much
less.
Take care.
 
A few more London Bombings will
lead to early retirement.

Hell ~ I run 12 hours a day!
I go overboard in everything I do,
I just can't leave anything alone.
I blame my past for all my problems, too.

Developmental psychology?
Garbage.

Live in The Moment.
Zen out. Wherever you are, there you are.

I have no history.
I was born yesterday, too.
 
"Twittering - this is where I stop. It is getting a bit too OT for me.
I need to plan on how to get in my long run this
weekend.
You too should run a bit more and twitter much
less.
Take care."
~ n3th

Gotcha
* wink*

seeya there. :)
 
"How about we combine our thoughts
And just wonder around a bit ..."

"Huh?
O, I forgot,
How much for today?"
 
"Is there a reason you behave so oddly, so negatgively,
whenever I mention her?"

"O, it's not negative at all ...
It's just a little ... close ..."

"O.
I really miss her.
She was a real shot in the arm.
A lot of positive energy. I don't understand what happened.

I do know that ..."

"It's not common knowledge.
Nice weather. It's going to rain later."
 
"Xyrem is my current writing asignment,
aka The Date Rape Drug."

"I an N = 1 for your Narcolepsy
Research ..."

"O. Sure, okay.
But what does that mean?"
 
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