I have to be very careful what I say here. Basically, the faculty
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overweight, out of shape, or of the opinion that women will bulk up
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they lift "too much."
Yup, sounds like most nutrition or phys depts.at most schools.
This morning, someone was kind enough to bring in home baked goodness in the form of Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls from a can! It was home baked goodness in the sense that the person opened the can and heated the oven, anyway.
A) If you're going to eat a cinnamon roll, eat one that is made from actual food ingredients. B) If you're going to eat a cinnamon roll, eat one that *tastes* good. C) If you're going to "wage war on obesity" don't bring this [censored] to the office for your fat co-workers. D) If you want to bring cinnamon rolls to work, learn to bake. And make some that are small enough that each one doesn't feed a family for a week.
You left out E) they stand there with a gun to your head, forcing you to eat their [censored].
In article <[email hidden]>, "elzinator" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> JWC wrote: > > On 18 Feb 2005 08:02:38 -0800, "Lynne" <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > >There is a fairly comprehensive sports/fitness library about 35
feet
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> > >down the hall from my office. What should I read? > > > > > >Lynne > > > > I hear Will Brink is brilliant. > > Bwaahahahaaaa.....<cough ---- sputter> hehee
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That's 'beyotch', mister. And you really need to repair your humor antenna.
My humor antenna if fine thank you very much! Sarcasm meter is runnung low on mojo however.
Hmm... I suggest you go out and get a good dose of idiots around you and it will replenish your Sarcasm Meter mojo. Wait, all you have to do is read that thread that Hudson started. That should do it.
------------------------------ Reality is an illusion created by an intelligence deficiency.
"DZ" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Lynne said:
This morning, someone was kind enough to bring in home baked goodness in the form of Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls from a can!
Pillsbury Boy commercials are freaking me out. The ones where he's baking (torturing) his own kind in the microwave, or where he's sneaking into couple's bed to get the perverse insight that biscuits should come in pairs.
Have you seen the one where someone tickles him, falls to the ground, and [censored] himself? lol Quite humorous.
