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Breakfast
She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to
me this very moment!"
Thinking it's his lucky day, he bends her over the kitchen table and
they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?"
"The egg timer is broken," she replied.
"Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Breakfast
She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to
me this very moment!"Thinking it's his lucky day, he bends her over the kitchen table and
they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?""The egg timer is broken," she replied.
Probably an idea stolen from the master himself:
"My wife thinks sex should always have a purpose. Yesterday, she used me to
time an egg!" - Rodney Dangerfield
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Sheldon said:Breakfast
She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to
me this very moment!"Thinking it's his lucky day, he bends her over the kitchen table and
they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?""The egg timer is broken," she replied.
ROFL!!! That was funny!!!!!!
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
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Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Sheldon said:Breakfast
She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to
me this very moment!"Thinking it's his lucky day, he bends her over the kitchen table and
they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?""The egg timer is broken," she replied.
ROFL!!! That was funny!!!!!!
--
Peace, Om.
But it wouldn't work in my household...........god! TMI, but an egg just
can't go that long, the yolk would be solid green. :~)
kili
Quoted message said:But it wouldn't work in my household...........god! TMI, but an egg just
can't go that long, the yolk would be solid green. :~)
At least the balls won't be blue.
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kilikini said:"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:In article <[email hidden]>,
Sheldon said:Breakfast
She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast.
Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and anxiously says, "Quick! You've got to make love to
me this very moment!"Thinking it's his lucky day, he bends her over the kitchen table and
they have sex. When they finish, he asks, "What was that all about?""The egg timer is broken," she replied.
ROFL!!! That was funny!!!!!!
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Peace, Om.But it wouldn't work in my household...........god! TMI, but an egg just
can't go that long, the yolk would be solid green. :~)kili
<snirk>
Lucky gal...
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
If the eggs were soft-boiled I'd call it a boink.
kilikini said:But it wouldn't work in my household...........god! TMI, but an egg just
can't go that long, the yolk would be solid green. :~)
IAWTP.
serene
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