BSE cows chasing bicycles!

[Adam Ben Nalois]

Watch out! Dangerous BSE cows will chase bicycles!

Dangerous! They are fast!

I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

 

[Simonb]

Adam Ben Nalois wrote:

> I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

Good Lord! Are you OK? Have you informed the appropriate authorities?

-- Simonb

 

[Peter B]

"Adam Ben Nalois" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Watch out! Dangerous BSE cows will chase bicycles!
>

>
> Dangerous! They are fast!
>
> I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

Clearly the BSE has caused their standards to slip.

 

[Tony W]

> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> > I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

 

[Zog The Undenia]

Adam Ben Nalois wrote:

> Watch out! Dangerous BSE cows will chase bicycles!
>

Two cows in a field. One says to the other, "Are you worried about this mad cow disease going
round, then?"

The second cow replies <adopt Wiltshire accent>, "Why should I be? I'm a tractor."

 

[Tony Raven]

Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>
> I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

Must be true because your producing a lot of ******** now

Tony

 

[Rifleman]

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says... |Watch
out! Dangerous BSE cows will chase bicycles!
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|Dangerous! They are fast!
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|I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!
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But were you wearing a helmet?

 

[Richard Goodman]

"rifleman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says... |Watch
> out! Dangerous BSE cows will chase bicycles!
> |

> |
> |Dangerous! They are fast!
> |
> |I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!
> |
> But were you wearing a helmet?

Maybe even more importantly, was the bull?!

Rich

 

[Helen Deborah V]

[email protected] (Adam Ben Nalois)typed

> I was raped by a BSE-bull last week!

Ooooh! A **** & bull story!

--
Helen D. Vecht: [email protected] Edgware.