Well it sort of worked out, the chain is the right length. I continue the chronicle in "bobbing rear deraileur" or some other similarly titled thread.
Oh I never doubted anyone else not knowing what they were doing. I was apprehensive about not knowing was I was doing. I was looking for a way that was easy so I didn't screw it up, I'm nervous about messing things up because I don't want to drop money to buy parts that I've broken installing incorrectly.