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  1. a collection of Phil and Paul's best work... (compliments of C+ forum)

    During the commentary of the first stage TT did anyone else hear Paul Sherwen describe Jan Ullrich as being "like a strawberry in front of a donkey" when he was about to be caught by Armstrong?

    he tells us how a rider is "in purgatory"

    The one about "digging deep into his suitcase of courage".

    The "movement in the peleton that never ceases to stop..."
    The man is a poet, I tell you!

    Liggett: "there's nothing between then but a large blanket".

    "hanging on for grim death"

    "The Tour chooses it's champions where the mountains bear the snows of winter"

    When talking about how the CSC team were a close unit because they'd trained with Danish Special Forces, Liggett said:
    "All for one and one for all." That's the motto of the SAS, isn't it?"

    He tripped over a few words today - "sinner" instead of winner, "grope" when he meant group.
    Is he trying to tell us something?
    Bizarrely, he pronounced "jersey" as if he was from the US state of Noo Joisey.
    Also, when Boonen won the first stage, Paul said: "He's had toothache, but today he showed plenty of bite."

    Sherwin describing Kloden as 'riding like a sack of potatoes during the Dauphin Libere' and then in the same sentence praising the fact that he was 'pealing/peeling off the front of the group' on today's stage.
    Ho, ho.

    And who is this Larnse bloke he keeps on about.
    And why does he not believe anything ?.Unbelievable.

    laughed today at liggets comment that rasmussen's win was in the classic style of coppi, merckx and armstrong.
    (when has armstrong attacked with 100 mile to go)

    Sherwin yesterday 'the group has split into two halves' - really

    Was it Ligget or Sherwen yesterday who referred to Vinokourov as the "Dark Invader"?
    Sinister.

    What's been cracking me up on the commentary this year is everytime Liggett mentions Leaky Gas..

    Will Sherwen ever mention Ullrich without saying "pushing a monster gear"?

    "Right now".... blah, blah "right now", blah, blah, "right now". Everything is right now with Sherwin.

    A few years ago when Tom Steels gave up on a stage...
    Sherwen: "Tom Steels, forced to pull himself off at the side of the road."

    Sherman's favourite - " This man is an unbelievable bike rider!"

    The new favourite seems to be "the race radio is crackling through with information about.........."

    "He's nearing the end of his pain..."

    "He has thighs of a wild boar this man"

    "incredible face across his brow"

    "He leapt across that gap like a scalded cat" (ref Armstrong)"

    "Almost looking like a boxer seeing where the prey is!!!??" (ref Armstrong)

    and just to show phil and Paul have a rival...
    - the commentator of an oxford -cambridge boat race "...... Cambridge are pulling very strongly now, you can quite clearly see their cox jerking backwards and forwards with every stroke."

  2. flyingdutch said:

    a collection of Phil and Paul's best work... (compliments of C+ forum)

    During the commentary of the first stage TT did anyone else hear Paul Sherwen describe Jan Ullrich as being "like a strawberry in front of a donkey" when he was about to be caught by Armstrong?


    What really amused my wife was how LA was ``orchestrating proceedings from the rear'' when he was alone with Ulrich, Kloden, Basso, Vino and not a single Disco rider on hand.

    Then fifteen minutes later he's directing from the front!
    --
    Cheers
    Euan

  3. flyingdutch said:


    Will Sherwen ever mention Ullrich without saying "pushing a monster
    gear"?


    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    flyingdutch

    Who is this Ullrich character you mention... oh, you mean Big Jan, isn't
    that his full name?

    Tam

  4. "The riders are pulling themselves inside out"

    "He's turning around to get a good look on the faces of the riders in front of him"

  5. ROTFLMAO !
    My fiancée out from the bedroom checks on me in the lounge room at 1am wondering why I'm all red faced & teary eyed.

  6. Then there is Sherwen's "he's suffering like a dog". How does a dog suffer
    anyway? Does each rider get a shmacko at the summit? One way of restoring
    lost minerals i suppose.

    mmm shmackos

    Jimbo

    Quoted message said:


    a collection of Phil and Paul's best work... (compliments of C+ forum)

    During the commentary of the first stage TT did anyone else hear Paul
    Sherwen describe Jan Ullrich as being "like a strawberry in front of a
    donkey" when he was about to be caught by Armstrong?

    he tells us how a rider is "in purgatory"

    The one about "digging deep into his suitcase of courage".

    The "movement in the peleton that never ceases to stop..."
    The man is a poet, I tell you!

    Liggett: "there's nothing between then but a large blanket".

    "hanging on for grim death"

    "The Tour chooses it's champions where the mountains bear the snows of
    winter"

    When talking about how the CSC team were a close unit because they'd
    trained with Danish Special Forces, Liggett said:
    "All for one and one for all." That's the motto of the SAS, isn't it?"

    He tripped over a few words today - "sinner" instead of winner, "grope"
    when he meant group.
    Is he trying to tell us something?
    Bizarrely, he pronounced "jersey" as if he was from the US state of Noo
    Joisey.
    Also, when Boonen won the first stage, Paul said: "He's had toothache,
    but today he showed plenty of bite."

    Sherwin describing Kloden as 'riding like a sack of potatoes during the
    Dauphin Libere' and then in the same sentence praising the fact that he
    was 'pealing/peeling off the front of the group' on today's stage.
    Ho, ho.

    And who is this Larnse bloke he keeps on about.
    And why does he not believe anything ?.Unbelievable.

    laughed today at liggets comment that rasmussen's win was in the
    classic style of coppi, merckx and armstrong.
    (when has armstrong attacked with 100 mile to go)

    Sherwin yesterday 'the group has split into two halves' - really

    Was it Ligget or Sherwen yesterday who referred to Vinokourov as the
    "Dark Invader"?
    Sinister.

    What's been cracking me up on the commentary this year is everytime
    Liggett mentions Leaky Gas..

    Will Sherwen ever mention Ullrich without saying "pushing a monster
    gear"?

    "Right now".... blah, blah "right now", blah, blah, "right now".
    Everything is right now with Sherwin.

    A few years ago when Tom Steels gave up on a stage...
    Sherwen: "Tom Steels, forced to pull himself off at the side of the
    road."

    Sherman's favourite - " This man is an unbelievable bike rider!"

    The new favourite seems to be "the race radio is crackling through with
    information about.........."

    "He's nearing the end of his pain..."

    "He has thighs of a wild boar this man"

    "incredible face across his brow"

    "He leapt across that gap like a scalded cat" (ref Armstrong)"

    "Almost looking like a boxer seeing where the prey is!!!??" (ref
    Armstrong)

    and just to show phil and Paul have a rival...
    - the commentator of an oxford -cambridge boat race "...... Cambridge
    are pulling very strongly now, you can quite clearly see their cox
    jerking backwards and forwards with every stroke."

    --
    flyingdutch

  7. Marx SS said:

    ROTFLMAO !
    My fiancée out from the bedroom checks on me in the lounge room at 1am wondering why I'm all red faced & teary eyed.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    you mean she's not cuddled up with you or tending to your bevvie/snack needs???

    the horror...

  8. Tamyka Bell schrieb:

    Quoted message said:
    flyingdutch said:

    Will Sherwen ever mention Ullrich without saying "pushing a monster
    gear"?

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    flyingdutch

    Who is this Ullrich character you mention... oh, you mean Big Jan, isn't
    that his full name?

    The full name is 'Jan Ullrich Who Couldn't Meet The Claims Made Up By
    Multiple Sources (not all of them really know about cycling...)'.

    jcw

    PS: I don't blame him, didn't expect much.

  9. O dear... I'm crying now!

    --
    Bean

    Remove "yourfinger" before replying
    "flyingdutch" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    a collection of Phil and Paul's best work... (compliments of C+ forum)

    During the commentary of the first stage TT did anyone else hear Paul
    Sherwen describe Jan Ullrich as being "like a strawberry in front of a
    donkey" when he was about to be caught by Armstrong?

    he tells us how a rider is "in purgatory"

    The one about "digging deep into his suitcase of courage".

    The "movement in the peleton that never ceases to stop..."
    The man is a poet, I tell you!

    Liggett: "there's nothing between then but a large blanket".

    "hanging on for grim death"

    "The Tour chooses it's champions where the mountains bear the snows of
    winter"

    When talking about how the CSC team were a close unit because they'd
    trained with Danish Special Forces, Liggett said:
    "All for one and one for all." That's the motto of the SAS, isn't it?"

    He tripped over a few words today - "sinner" instead of winner, "grope"
    when he meant group.
    Is he trying to tell us something?
    Bizarrely, he pronounced "jersey" as if he was from the US state of Noo
    Joisey.
    Also, when Boonen won the first stage, Paul said: "He's had toothache,
    but today he showed plenty of bite."

    Sherwin describing Kloden as 'riding like a sack of potatoes during the
    Dauphin Libere' and then in the same sentence praising the fact that he
    was 'pealing/peeling off the front of the group' on today's stage.
    Ho, ho.

    And who is this Larnse bloke he keeps on about.
    And why does he not believe anything ?.Unbelievable.

    laughed today at liggets comment that rasmussen's win was in the
    classic style of coppi, merckx and armstrong.
    (when has armstrong attacked with 100 mile to go)

    Sherwin yesterday 'the group has split into two halves' - really

    Was it Ligget or Sherwen yesterday who referred to Vinokourov as the
    "Dark Invader"?
    Sinister.

    What's been cracking me up on the commentary this year is everytime
    Liggett mentions Leaky Gas..

    Will Sherwen ever mention Ullrich without saying "pushing a monster
    gear"?

    "Right now".... blah, blah "right now", blah, blah, "right now".
    Everything is right now with Sherwin.

    A few years ago when Tom Steels gave up on a stage...
    Sherwen: "Tom Steels, forced to pull himself off at the side of the
    road."

    Sherman's favourite - " This man is an unbelievable bike rider!"

    The new favourite seems to be "the race radio is crackling through with
    information about.........."

    "He's nearing the end of his pain..."

    "He has thighs of a wild boar this man"

    "incredible face across his brow"

    "He leapt across that gap like a scalded cat" (ref Armstrong)"

    "Almost looking like a boxer seeing where the prey is!!!??" (ref
    Armstrong)

    and just to show phil and Paul have a rival...
    - the commentator of an oxford -cambridge boat race "...... Cambridge
    are pulling very strongly now, you can quite clearly see their cox
    jerking backwards and forwards with every stroke."

    --
    flyingdutch

  10. Bean Long said:

    O dear... I'm crying now!

    Last night's Sherwinism i spotted...

    "This climb is really tough because it goes up with flat spots..."

    bwahahahahahahahah

  11. flyingdutch said:

    a collection of Phil and Paul's best work...

    and this is the face of (riders name)

    Bruce.

  12. did you know cadel evans was once a mountain biker?

    814
    the number of times cadel's name was said during last nites stage

  13. flyingdutch said:


    a collection of Phil and Paul's best work... (compliments of C+
    forum)

    I'm found of the "...and that was a man by the name of..."

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