Congratulations
You have been selected as a WINNER.
This spam message entitles you to eat turkey today, Thanksgiving 2005.
The permission to eat turkey is yours, absolutely ***FREE***
(the cost of the turkey is not covered, and you will be expected to
pay for your turkey, or mooch it off someone else).
If you choose not to eat turkey, you're status as "winner" is void and
instead, you are a WEINER.
If you would like to be removed from this list, please contact any
turkey and tell them to remove you from this list.
Please report all abuses to someone that gives a damn.
This message has been tested by the US government, and found to be
spam free. Your turkey, on the other hand, may contain spam in the
dressing. If it does, beat the [censored] out of the cook for ruining a
good turkey.
Yours truely
Mr. Turk
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