Cooking resume

Steve Wertz said...

Quoted message said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

-sw

Wartz, YOU'RE such a joke!

Can't use OT?

Nothing comes close to cooking in the brief [censored] you typed. Were you
supposed to be a programmer or just playing one?!?

Take your tired inflated ego and get a real job!!!

You actually waste your time thinking up this tripe!

Who in their right mind would e-mail YOU??

Do the world a favor, DON'T have kids.

What a chump!

Andy

Andy said:

Steve Wertz said...

<snippety-do-dah>

OBFood: Popcorn
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Steve Wertz said:

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

Hopefully not Nigeria 😉

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Steve Wertz said:

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

Philadelphia area?

"Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

Have no idea where he's from, but I'll bet he's an Aggie...

Mary

Chatty Cathy said:

Andy said:

Steve Wertz said...

<snippety-do-dah>

OBFood: Popcorn

Aww, did I miss another Andy outburst?

ObFood: Tabasco-Cheese Popcorn

-sw

Pakistan?
(If you can stand typing it, I'd like to see the whole thing. That
would give more clues as to place of origin.)
--Lia

Steve Wertz said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

-sw

Steve Wertz said...

Quoted message said:

Chatty Cathy said:

Andy said:

Steve Wertz said...

<snippety-do-dah>

OBFood: Popcorn

Aww, did I miss another Andy outburst?

Better than a wartz wah wah any day!!!

Andy

Steve Wertz said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

New Jersey.

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Quoted message said:

Steve Wertz said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

New Jersey.

hahaha!

Andy g said:

Steve Wertz said...

Quoted message said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

I possess the *skillets* that the position demands.

^^^^

Quoted message said:

Nothing comes close to cooking

Another spell checker gone bad.

BTW: I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

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sf said:

Andy g said:

Steve Wertz said...

Quoted message said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

I possess the skillets that the position demands.

^^^^

Quoted message said:

Nothing comes close to cooking

Another spell checker gone bad.

BTW: I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

I'm betting he was going for "skillset". That's a pretty common
buzzword these days.

Brian

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won't shut up.
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Quoted message said:

(If you can stand typing it, I'd like to see the whole thing. That
would give more clues as to place of origin.)

I think "Nishat" gave it away.

Maybe "skillets" was his attempt at a joke. Get it?
I possess the necessary "skillets."

He brings his own cookware.

Tell him to keep wokking. Oh. I crack me up.
My side dish is splitting.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Steve Wertz said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

To: hr
Subject: Resume for kind consideration (experienced)

Hii,
This is regarding an opening in ur company. I believe this would
be a great opportunity to be working for an esteemed Organization
and I possess the skillets that the position demands.
[...Snip more misspelling and punctuation errors...]
Thanks in Anticipation !!
Nishat

The resume itself is even more of a joke. Guess where he's from?

-sw

Hotmail?
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Remove _ to validate e-mails.

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Mitch said:

I think "Nishat" gave it away.

Really? Pakistan was a guess. I'm still curious as to the right
answer. Spelling "you're" as "ur" made me think a young American with a
lot of experience instant messaging friends but no experience in the
real workplace. "Nishat" originally made me think maybe somewhere in
the Middle East, Israel or Arabia. The fact that it was a hightech job
made me guess India or one of the -stans. Then I googled on Nishat, and
Pakistan jumped out at me, but it was the name of a company, not a given
name. I didn't google further and posted my guess.

--Lia

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Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Steve Wertz said...

<snippety-do-dah>

OBFood: Popcorn

Now you're speaking my language. What's your absolute fave? Mine is hot
sauce melted in butter and tossed with the popped corn. OTOH, I like it
almost any old way 😉

Michael

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On 25 Jun 2007 16:15:09 GMT, "Default User" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I'm betting he was going for "skillset". That's a pretty common
buzzword these days.

Aha thanks... didn't know.

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Mitch Mitch@... said:

Quoted message said:

(If you can stand typing it, I'd like to see the whole thing. That
would give more clues as to place of origin.)

I think "Nishat" gave it away.

Maybe "skillets" was his attempt at a joke. Get it?
I possess the necessary "skillets."

He brings his own cookware.

Tell him to keep wokking. Oh. I crack me up.
My side dish is splitting.

LOL! You cracked me up too.

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"Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I do a lot of the interviewing/hiring at my company. I had this
in my inbox this morning.

What's sad is this guy is inquiring about a 100K+/year job. And
it doesn't involve and cooking or skillets.

It's almost as sad that you are doing the hiring and you wrote the above
sentence.

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