2 cows standing in a field, looking around, chewing grass.<br />1 cow looks up and sez "mooooo"<br />The second cow sez "dammit - I was gonna say that."<br /> ;D<br /><br />Same 2 cows a while later.<br />1st cow turns and sez "What do you reckon about this mad cow disease?"<br />2nd cow sez "i dunno - i'm a chicken"<br /> ;D
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Very sharp! ;D
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What do u call a cow with no legs?<br />Ground beef<br /><br />what do you call a cow with 2 legs?<br />Lean beef<br /><br /> ;D ;D 😄
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<br />What is the biggest use of leather in South Africa?<br /><br />Holding cows together....
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Eldron, that certainly makes you a very worthy god member
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<br />At the risk of blowing my god member status here's another:<br /><br /><br />What does DNA stand for?<br /><br />National Dyslexics Association.....
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;D ;D ;D
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Yup Eldron, that one did blow it :P oh well and we had such high hopes....<br /><br />Notice I'm not adding many here...<br /><br />I guess I'd better not try posting any jokes here or I might be dropped to mole status....
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You guys are posting on thin ice!! ;D
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