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  1. Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.
    --

    modom

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  2. modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    I've got dozens of pecan trees on my street and most of the
    younger ones are kinda stressed to the point where they're
    already dropping limbs and fruit. Most of them are plagued by
    tent worms, too. They're the only trees the tent worms like.

    Too bad I hate pecans.

    -sw

  3. modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    Perhaps the upside is you can use the wood in your smoker. Pecan
    is good stuff.

    --
    Reg

  4. modom (palindrome guy) said:


    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    Actually the pecan harvest will be diminished because the tree was not
    properly cared for, crop trees need to be properly pruned/trained when
    young. If the tree is mature and was there before you arrived than it
    is not anything you did, or didn't do. I would suggest a conference
    with a local arborist to discuss how to mitigate future damage or you
    can risk losing more than your nuts, you can lose the entire tree.

    http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/HS229

    Sheldon

  5. modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.
    --

    modom

    That is a cruel irony. It is always *something* in farming!

    So sorry.

    aloha,
    beans
    roast beans to kona to email
    farmers of Pure Kona

  6. modom (palindrome guy) said:


    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.
    --

    modom

    --
    Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

    My pecan trees are loaded as well. I don't seem to be loosing any
    branches at the moment though. Fun stuff...

    Pete C.

  7. Reg said:
    modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    Perhaps the upside is you can use the wood in your smoker. Pecan
    is good stuff.

    True. I'll have to get my chain saw fixed for this one, though. The
    big limb that broke this afternoon is well over 10 inches in diameter,
    and this old boy isn't gonna cut that one with a hand saw. There are
    several others that fell today, too, but I can handle them (mostly)
    with a pair of lopping shears.

    BTW, have you even used pecan shells in a smoker? Fine smoke indeed.
    --

    modom

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  8. Quoted message said:
    modom (palindrome guy) said:


    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    Quoted message said:

    That is a cruel irony. It is always *something* in farming!

    So sorry.


    I'm not a farmer. I just have seven pecan trees in my yard.
    --

    modom

    --
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  9. In article <[email hidden]>,

    modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.
    --

    modom

    :-( Can't you prop some branches, modom? I convinced Rob to prop two
    of my plum tree branches. Thanks be! I've a bumper crop this year on
    my dying tree and the weather we've had in the last week would most
    certainly have cost a limb and some branches but for the support given.
    (I've a pic on my website, link below.) I cry for pecan sadness.
    --
    -Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
    http://www.jamlady.eboard.com - Fair baking

  10. Sheldon said:
    modom (palindrome guy) said:


    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    Actually the pecan harvest will be diminished because the tree was not
    properly cared for, crop trees need to be properly pruned/trained when
    young. If the tree is mature and was there before you arrived than it
    is not anything you did, or didn't do. I would suggest a conference
    with a local arborist to discuss how to mitigate future damage or you
    can risk losing more than your nuts, you can lose the entire tree.

    http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/HS229


    It's a mature tree (about 60 feet tall), and the lateral branch that
    broke was far and away too high for me to reach before its collapse.
    All of its branches, all of them, even the ones at the top are sagging
    from the weight of the pecans. I've grown up with these trees and
    I've never seen anything like this. They're sagging and snapping all
    over town. This is an exceptional situation.

    The little native pecans bear fruit that's too small to have such an
    effect (they are totally delicious, BTW -- if you can get them out of
    the rock-hard shells), but all the newer cultivars aren't fairing so
    well.

    One neighbor -- a retired geezer with a devotion to his pecans --
    suggested getting a contraption some people use to shake pecan trees
    in the fall to encourage the nuts to drop. We could use it now to get
    part of the crop to drop off and save some tree limbs. Meanwhile,
    I've been chopping back the last six to eight feet of the limbs that
    sag down to where I can get to them to reduce the weight at the bad
    end of the equation.
    --

    modom

    --
    Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

  11. Melba's Jammin said:

    :-( Can't you prop some branches, modom? I convinced Rob to prop two
    of my plum tree branches. Thanks be! I've a bumper crop this year on
    my dying tree and the weather we've had in the last week would most
    certainly have cost a limb and some branches but for the support given.
    (I've a pic on my website, link below.) I cry for pecan sadness.

    Be sure to save that dead plum wood for BBQ use -- it's one of the
    best woods I've found.

    Steve

  12. Steve Wertz said:
    modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.

    I've got dozens of pecan trees on my street and most of the
    younger ones are kinda stressed to the point where they're
    already dropping limbs and fruit. Most of them are plagued by
    tent worms, too. They're the only trees the tent worms like.


    They like apple trees too. The tree looks awful, but it's producing a
    lot of apples.

    Quoted message said:

    Too bad I hate pecans.


    I love them. Email me a bushel.

    --

    Ham and eggs.
    A day's work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.

  13. Reg said:

    Perhaps the upside is you can use the wood in your smoker. Pecan
    is good stuff.

    All they need is a good spray when dormant.

    --

    Ham and eggs.
    A day's work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.

  14. "modom (palindrome guy)" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    It's a mature tree (about 60 feet tall), and the lateral branch that
    broke was far and away too high for me to reach before its collapse.
    All of its branches, all of them, even the ones at the top are sagging
    from the weight of the pecans. I've grown up with these trees and
    I've never seen anything like this. They're sagging and snapping all
    over town. This is an exceptional situation.

    The poor trees, so stressed and making sort of a last gasp
    effort to reproduce. I really hope you can save them from this
    overburdened situation. Does the local extention office have any
    advice?

    nancy

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    modom (palindrome guy) said:

    Cruel irony this week came in the form of an overabundant pecan
    crop-to-be.

    We came out of a nearly two-year drought this summer. The drought
    ended decisively when more than 2/3 the normal annual rainfall
    happened in six weeks.

    The local pecan trees, stressed by the previous months of drought,
    have bounced back assertively with thousands of huge green pecans on
    them, waiting to drop in October. But the weight is too great. I'm
    losing limbs almost daily. This afternoon we came home to see a major
    one had snapped under the load while we were in Dallas.

    Cruel irony = the pecan harvest will be diminished because there are
    too many pecans and they're too big.
    --

    modom

    You may want to thin them out, or prop the branches with boards.
    --
    Peace, Om

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    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  16. On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:05:25 -0500, Omelet <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    modom (palindrome guy) said:


    You may want to thin them out, or prop the branches with boards.

    Any long time farmer knows you need to prune your trees regularly for
    maximum health. Coffee, for example, needs pruning yearly to assure
    the new growth is healthy. Coffee is relatively short, growing to
    maybe 10 feet max. Pecan trees are bigger (sorry never seen one) and
    I am sure the county extension agent there in Pecan-country has fact
    sheets on how to farm the Pecans. Pruning, fertilising, harvest etc.

    As a coffee farmer, I just hate to hear of anybody losing their crop.
    You don't get rich in farming- you choose the lifestyle- but you have
    many bills to pay. And FYI, most of us get absolutely no subsidies🙂.

    aloha,
    beans

    roast beans to kona to email
    farmers of Pure Kona

  17. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:

    On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:05:25 -0500, Omelet <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    modom (palindrome guy) said:


    You may want to thin them out, or prop the branches with boards.

    Any long time farmer knows you need to prune your trees regularly for
    maximum health. Coffee, for example, needs pruning yearly to assure
    the new growth is healthy. Coffee is relatively short, growing to
    maybe 10 feet max. Pecan trees are bigger (sorry never seen one) and
    I am sure the county extension agent there in Pecan-country has fact
    sheets on how to farm the Pecans. Pruning, fertilising, harvest etc.

    As a coffee farmer, I just hate to hear of anybody losing their crop.
    You don't get rich in farming- you choose the lifestyle- but you have
    many bills to pay. And FYI, most of us get absolutely no subsidies🙂.

    aloha,
    beans

    roast beans to kona to email
    farmers of Pure Kona

    Having this heavy of a pecan crop is rare.
    I've watched the local trees and they seem to be doing okay, even tho'
    we will indeed have a bumper crop this year!

    I intend to freeze a bunch. They should be unusually sweet.

    I'll have to see if I can bribe my sister to make Pecan Baklava for
    Christmas. ;-d
    --
    Peace, Om

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    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

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