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  1. Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due it's
    fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit who ended
    up as a student in Hull and must have failed to get his leg
    over or something and so took his anger out on our fair city
    when he became a writer for "The Idler." To be fair to them,
    I was lucky enough to appear in the book "[censored] Towns",
    defending the place.

    Anyway, The Idler people have also set up a site where
    people can put their experiences of what makes them truly
    happy in life, so I sent them a typical evening's ride
    story which they've added to the page here.
    idler.co.ukhappychin.htm

    Simon M.

  2. "John Hearns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Simon Mason said:


    Anyway, The Idler people have also set up a site where
    people can put


    their

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    experiences of what makes them truly happy in life,

    Evening cycle ride, sauna, beer sausage and pickles?
    Decadence. Sheer decadence.

    If you think about it, riding up steep freezing cold hills
    in winter
    followed by scalding yourself with steam and whipping with
    birch twigs is
    all *suffering* compared to a night in front of the box with
    a pizza ;-)

    Simon M.

  3. Simon Mason said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due
    it's fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit
    who ended up as a student in Hull and must have failed to
    get his leg over or something and so took his anger out on
    our fair city when he became a writer for "The Idler."

    Having had the misfortune to visit Stanley in Co Durham last
    week, I'm amazed it didn't get in the book. It even trumps
    Dunstable IMO.

    Anyway, this is far funnier in the "we've escaped and now
    we're going to diss our home town" stakes:
    sheppeyscum.comsheppeyscum.com

  4. Zog The Undeniable said:
    Simon Mason said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due
    it's fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit
    who ended up as a student in Hull and must have failed to
    get his leg over or something and so took his anger out
    on our fair city when he became a writer for "The Idler."

    Having had the misfortune to visit Stanley in Co Durham
    last week, I'm amazed it didn't get in the book. It even
    trumps Dunstable IMO.

    Ah, memories...

    I used to live in No Place (yes, really), just over the main
    road from Beamish and the museum. I have to agree, Stanley
    is a drab little place. But just cycle a mile or so back up
    the road to No Place and the Beamish Mary, which has live
    music and good beer. A much better place to get off the
    cycle path after a pleasant ride from Sunderland!

    Mark

  5. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Having had the misfortune to visit Stanley in Co Durham
    last week, I'm amazed it didn't get in the book. It even
    trumps Dunstable IMO.

    It has a saving grace. The chip shop is rather good.

    Quoted message said:


    Ah, memories...

    I used to live in No Place (yes, really), just over the
    main road from Beamish and the museum.

    I feel sorry for the folk who live in Pity Me, also in
    County Durham.

  6. Simon Mason said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due it's
    fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit who
    ended up as a student in Hull

    I'm a single-barrelled scouse git who ended up as a student
    in Hull. Even compared to Liverpool at the [censored]-end of the
    '70s, Hull _was_ a dump.

  7. In message <[email hidden]>,
    Andy Dingley <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due
    it's fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit
    who ended up as a student in Hull

    I'm a single-barrelled scouse git who ended up as a student
    in Hull. Even compared to Liverpool at the [censored]-end of the
    '70s, Hull _was_ a dump.


    Did you ever visit Hartlepool?
    --
    Sue ]|(🙂

  8. On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 10:37:12 +0100, Sue <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Did you ever visit Hartlepool?

    Yes - there's _very_ little in it. Maybe Hull is _slightly_
    preferable.

    Blyth & Ashington are still worse. Probably the worst
    towns of that size I've ever visited. I've lived in
    Pontypool too (worse, but excusably smaller) and even
    Newport wasn't that bad.
    --
    Smert' spamionam

  9. Andy Dingley <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Simon Mason said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due
    it's fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit
    who ended up as a student in Hull

    I'm a single-barrelled scouse git who ended up as a
    student in Hull. Even compared to Liverpool at the [censored]-end
    of the '70s, Hull _was_ a dump.

    In that case, may I refer you to this piece in "The
    Thunderer" ;-)

    timesonline.co.uk0,,6621,00.html

    --
    Simon M.

  10. Sue <[email hidden]> wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    In message <[email hidden]>,
    Andy Dingley <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Some people might have heard of the "[censored] Towns" book in
    which my home city occupied the nr 1 spot, largely due
    it's fair to say, to the double barrelled southern twit
    who ended up as a student in Hull

    I'm a single-barrelled scouse git who ended up as a
    student in Hull. Even compared to Liverpool at the [censored]-end
    of the '70s, Hull _was_ a dump.


    Did you ever visit Hartlepool?

    How dare you!

    Hartlepool is great!

    :-)

    --
    Chris

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