I've got into the Scrooge-like habit of stopping to pick up any coins I see lying in the road. In the 2 months I've been cycling between Twickenham and Sutton I've recovered a total of £2.43 in ready cash. I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar. I have no intention of declaring it on my tax return either. On second thoughts though, it might be amusing to do so.
I've got into the Scrooge-like habit of stopping to pick up any coins I see lying in the road. In the 2 months I've been cycling between Twickenham and Sutton I've recovered a total of £2.43 in ready cash. I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar. I have no intention of declaring it on my tax return either. On second thoughts though, it might be amusing to do so.
Can't you argue that it's a gift? For all you know, people threw it on the road in the hope that you would find it...
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I've got into the Scrooge-like habit of stopping to pick up any coins I see lying in the road. In the 2 months I've been cycling between Twickenham and Sutton I've recovered a total of £2.43 in ready cash. I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar. I have no intention of declaring it on my tax return either. On second thoughts though, it might be amusing to do so.
If you were to *loose* a few coins out of your pocket whilst cycling (eg you hit a speed bump and a few bounce out of your pocket) would you claim tax *relief* on the loss?
I've got into the Scrooge-like habit of stopping to pick up any coins I see lying in the road. In the 2 months I've been cycling between Twickenham and Sutton I've recovered a total of £2.43 in ready cash. I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar. I have no intention of declaring it on my tax return either. On second thoughts though, it might be amusing to do so.
Can't you argue that it's a gift? For all you know, people threw it on the road in the hope that you would find it...
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I'd love to know how a set of car and house keys came to be in the middle of a road in the middle of as nearly nowhere as you can get in the south of England.
Stranger things do happen....... We were burgled, clearly by opportunist kids as the only thing that went was my leather jacket from over the back of a chair - complete with car and house keys in the pocket. Half way through the process of getting new locks fitted and worring about the car, we got a call from our "key fob tracer" company - a lady a few streets away had found my keys in her front garden the moring after the bunglary (sic)
I was going round a large roundabout late at night (Five Ways Birmingham). A handbag fell off a passing car about 20metres in front of me. My first thought who's going to stop safely to pick that up, then I realised that with all my reflective gear on I was the best person for the job so I picked it up.
Next problem: what to do with it? Before I'd re-mounted I saw a police minibus approaching so I flagged it down and handed it in.
I've got into the Scrooge-like habit of stopping to pick up any coins I see lying in the road. In the 2 months I've been cycling between Twickenham and Sutton I've recovered a total of £2.43 in ready cash. I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar. I have no intention of declaring it on my tax return either. On second thoughts though, it might be amusing to do so.
I have found
1x£50 note 1x£250 in envelope 1x£10 note 1x£120 in lost purse with no ID 1xPalm computer
Net gain £0.00
All went to charity when not claimed. Interestingly none of the finds were in my area or when I was on duty. PS: It's technically not stolen money. You can only steal by finding if there is a likelihood that the loser will apply to find the article or sum at a Police Station or it is readily identifiable. Hence finding and keeping a loose £10.00 note is not theft but finding and keeping an addressed envelope containing a £10.00 note is.
I've just blown some of this technically stolen money on a cheese salad roll and a Yorkie bar.
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It's technically not stolen money. You can only steal by finding if there is a likelihood that the loser will apply to find the article or sum at a Police Station or it is readily identifiable.
Phew, that's a relief.
-- Dave...
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain