Darwin Award Nomunee

[Garrison Hillia]

In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell face-first through the
ceiling of bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed
in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

(Take this info with a grain of Sodium Chloride... it may not be true)

 

[David Reuteler]

Garrison Hilliard <[email protected]> wrote:
: In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as

lompoc. i stayed overnight on tour in lompoc. what is true about lompoc is that it possesses the
second shittiest thai restaurant with the worst service i have ever received. i don't remember any
bike stores, tho. the girl at the taco * the next morning did ask me wtf i was doing in lompoc.

what sort of weirdo robs a bike store? i wouldn't even think of that.
--
david reuteler [email protected]

 

[Q.]

"David Reuteler" <[email protected]> wrote

<snip>
> what sort of weirdo robs a bike store? i wouldn't even think of that.

Makes sense ... don't even bring a getaway vehicle with you, just pedal away on the $3k titanium
carbon fiber wonder.

C.Q.C.

 

[David Reuteler]

Q. <LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com> wrote:
: "David Reuteler" <[email protected]> wrote
:
: <snip>
:> what sort of weirdo robs a bike store? i wouldn't even think of that.
:
: Makes sense ... don't even bring a getaway vehicle with you, just pedal away on the $3k titanium
: carbon fiber wonder.

well, there was this guy ... but at least ffs it was a bank.

http://tinyurl.com/2vhoa

*AND*, i'll have you know, the bike was steel!
--
david reuteler [email protected]