Dear Margaret

sf said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sergeant at Arms.
It can't get any better than that!

Thank you, sf, I will gratefully accept your kind invitation and
infiltrate, I mean join your Floozies. I will decline your offer to
become your Sergeant at Arms. I would possibly have considered your
offer to become Floozie Empress, but that was not forthcoming.

I am, at this very moment, practicing the all important arm and wrist
exercises. The half bottle of white Chardonnay is finished and the
almost full bottle of Shiraz is almost empty now. Both were left over
from the Seder. I take exercising very seriously, as you can see.

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

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As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

Carol
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote

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On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

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As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

Hey, you snooze, you lose.

nancy (worried about Margaret as a floozy)

Nancy Young said:

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote

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On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

Hey, you snooze, you lose.

nancy (worried about Margaret as a floozy)

Nancy, you have nothing to worry about. Being old, I have had years
and years to become a Floozy! Practice makes perfect. :o)

"Margaret Suran" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Nancy Young wrote:

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nancy (worried about Margaret as a floozy)

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Nancy, you have nothing to worry about. Being old, I have had years and
years to become a Floozy! Practice makes perfect. :o)

That's a load off my mind, sometimes I forget you're a tough chick.

(smile) nancy

Margaret Suran said:

sf said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sergeant at Arms.
It can't get any better than that!

Thank you, sf, I will gratefully accept your kind invitation and
infiltrate, I mean join your Floozies. I will decline your offer to
become your Sergeant at Arms.

I wish you would reconsider Sargent at Arms, Margaret. You would be a
stellar example for our raw recruits..... heck, I can make you a
Master Sargent if that's what it takes. It's a hands on position, so
you will be able to mold them into Real Floozies. We need someone who
can drill some elegance into them.

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I am, at this very moment, practicing the all important arm and wrist
exercises. The half bottle of white Chardonnay is finished and the
almost full bottle of Shiraz is almost empty now. Both were left over
from the Seder. I take exercising very seriously, as you can see.

Please be advised that if you ever decide to change your mind, the
position will be open.

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I would possibly have considered your
offer to become Floozie Empress, but that was not forthcoming.

Sorry to disappoint. You are the poifect candidate for Sargent at
Arms. May I submit your name as a consultant?

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

Carol
--

I dunno, it's 4 am here and I'm on my first beer of the day. I will be
pouring my first shot in about 2 hours. Do I make Corporal of the Floozies?

kili

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Quoted message said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.
It can't get any better than that!

Excuse me Fashion Floozie!! Must I remind you who the Head Floozie is
around here huh? Huh? HUH?

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

She is going to get her THWAPPER out and set to with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

She is going to get her THWAPPER out and set to with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But what can be done once can be done again!!!!

I hereby take back my Floozie bottleopener and regain command!!!

"Damsel in dis Dress" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:35:50 -0700, sf <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.

What's Ophelia going to do when she wakes up in the morning and
discovers that you've taken over her position while she slept?

She is going to get her THWAPPER out and set to with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But what can be done once can be done again!!!!

I hereby take back my Floozie bottleopener and regain command!!!

Ophelia said:

"sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at Arms.
It can't get any better than that!

Excuse me Fashion Floozie!! Must I remind you who the Head Floozie is
around here huh? Huh? HUH?

Hey, you can't even decide what your title is! When you find yourself
and decide who you really are, then we can talk. Besides, I'm not
taking over your job of sitting in carriages and waving to the masses
(you've got that little twisty wrist thing down pat).

Remember, Margaret wanted to be Empress. Did I give her the title
even though I wanted her on our side? Nooooooo I didn't! I offered
her Sargent at Arms and didn't waver. I minded the store while you
sawed logs all night in a drunken stupor. Yes, I watched your back
and got some things done around here while you slept it off. So,
instead of crying in your beer... you should thank me.

Oh, and don't listen to that Dis Dress person. Sorry, smarry.... that
was her way of creating unrest in the ranks of Floozydom. She acts
puppy dog innocent (big eyes, lots of eyelash batting), as if she
didn't send spys to infiltrate us. Well, think again girlie. They
weren't even good spys, because they tried to be all things to all
people with that rhetoric about us getting along together. Yeah - she
acts all nicey, nicey, but underneath that warm and fuzzy exterior
lies the blue heart of a true Trollop. Treat her with extreme
caution, because she's one of THEM, not one of us. Put on your kid
gloves, honey, we're dealing with Trollops!

And YOU, you, you FLOOZY!!! You couldn't even decide what side you
were on. How could you say Trollops and Floozies are the same? Have
you no standards? Have you no morals? Haven't you read the bylaws?
You can rest assured that Margaret has, so get a synopsis from her.

Hmmmmph, if you weren't Head Lush, I'd send you to the wine cellar for
a month of retraining. However, you are needed on Tuesday for
ceremonial duty: Mixology Mistress at the Spring Wine and Spirits
Festival.

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

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Ophelia said:

"sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sargent at

Arms.

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It can't get any better than that!

Excuse me Fashion Floozie!! Must I remind you who the Head Floozie is
around here huh? Huh? HUH?

Hey, you can't even decide what your title is!

It has now been decided by decree. I am Head Floozie and don't you forget
it ... ok?????????????? *OR* you might get blowed up!!

When you find yourself

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and decide who you really are, then we can talk.

I don't need to talk to anyone as it happens young lady!!!! *I* will decide
when and with whom to talk!!

Besides, I'm not

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taking over your job of sitting in carriages and waving to the masses
(you've got that little twisty wrist thing down pat).

You ain't taking over any of my jobbies!

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Remember, Margaret wanted to be Empress. Did I give her the title
even though I wanted her on our side?

Well since it wasn't in your gift to give her
anything...............................

Nooooooo I didn't! I offered

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her Sargent at Arms and didn't waver. I minded the store while you
sawed logs all night in a drunken stupor.

Hmm ok.. well you did dat fing🙂 But... I never, didn't, not ask you to do
it!

Yes, I watched your back

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and got some things done around here while you slept it off. So,
instead of crying in your beer... you should thank me.

Maybe I will, and maybe I won't..... I will 'ave a serious fink about this!
I might have your head cut off.. and maybe I won't....... see how I
feel.....................

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Oh, and don't listen to that Dis Dress person.

Hush your mouf woman!!!!!!!!!!! If you are not careful I will send you to
that lovely Damsel type person and allow her to have her wicked way wif you!

Sorry, smarry.... that

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was her way of creating unrest in the ranks of Floozydom. She acts
puppy dog innocent (big eyes, lots of eyelash batting),

Awwwwwwwwww but she is so purty.............................

as if she

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didn't send spys to infiltrate us. Well, think again girlie. They
weren't even good spys, because they tried to be all things to all
people with that rhetoric about us getting along together. Yeah - she
acts all nicey, nicey, but underneath that warm and fuzzy exterior
lies the blue heart of a true Trollop. Treat her with extreme
caution, because she's one of THEM, not one of us. Put on your kid
gloves, honey, we're dealing with Trollops!

But, but, but I love da trollops and they are our sister
organisation........................

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And YOU, you, you FLOOZY!!! You couldn't even decide what side you
were on. How could you say Trollops and Floozies are the same? Have
you no standards? Have you no morals? Haven't you read the bylaws?
You can rest assured that Margaret has, so get a synopsis from her.

O looks down from her lofty height and decides to 'ave a fink! I will let
you know wot I have decided, when I decide!

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Hmmmmph, if you weren't Head Lush, I'd send you to the wine cellar for
a month of retraining.

Pah! Try it lassie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, you are needed on Tuesday for

Quoted message said:

ceremonial duty: Mixology Mistress at the Spring Wine and Spirits
Festival.

Ooh dat sounds posh! Wot is it anway?

"sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Margaret Suran said:

sf said:

I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sergeant at

Arms.

Quoted message said:

It can't get any better than that!

Thank you, sf, I will gratefully accept your kind invitation and
infiltrate, I mean join your Floozies. I will decline your offer to
become your Sergeant at Arms.

I wish you would reconsider Sargent at Arms, Margaret. You would be a
stellar example for our raw recruits..... heck, I can make you a
Master Sargent if that's what it takes. It's a hands on position, so
you will be able to mold them into Real Floozies. We need someone who
can drill some elegance into them.

Quoted message said:

I am, at this very moment, practicing the all important arm and wrist
exercises. The half bottle of white Chardonnay is finished and the
almost full bottle of Shiraz is almost empty now. Both were left over
from the Seder. I take exercising very seriously, as you can see.

Please be advised that if you ever decide to change your mind, the
position will be open.

Quoted message said:

I would possibly have considered your
offer to become Floozie Empress, but that was not forthcoming.

Sorry to disappoint. You are the poifect candidate for Sargent at
Arms. May I submit your name as a consultant?

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

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I dunno. I'm thinking Margaret should be a Warrent (sp?) Officer instead.

--
Syssi

Syssi said:

"sf" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Margaret Suran said:

sf wrote:
> I just want you to know that those Trollops can't make the kind of
> offer we Floozies can make. If you decide to come over to our side,
> all those years of arm and wrist exercising will pay off. As Top
> Floozy, I am prepared to make you the offer of Floozy Sergeant at
Arms.
> It can't get any better than that!
>

Thank you, sf, I will gratefully accept your kind invitation and
infiltrate, I mean join your Floozies. I will decline your offer to
become your Sergeant at Arms.

I wish you would reconsider Sargent at Arms, Margaret. You would be a
stellar example for our raw recruits..... heck, I can make you a
Master Sargent if that's what it takes. It's a hands on position, so
you will be able to mold them into Real Floozies. We need someone who
can drill some elegance into them.

Quoted message said:

I am, at this very moment, practicing the all important arm and wrist
exercises. The half bottle of white Chardonnay is finished and the
almost full bottle of Shiraz is almost empty now. Both were left over
from the Seder. I take exercising very seriously, as you can see.

Please be advised that if you ever decide to change your mind, the
position will be open.

Quoted message said:

I would possibly have considered your
offer to become Floozie Empress, but that was not forthcoming.

Sorry to disappoint. You are the poifect candidate for Sargent at
Arms. May I submit your name as a consultant?

--
sf
Former Fashion Floozy

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I dunno. I'm thinking Margaret should be a Warrent (sp?) Officer instead.

Ahhh, you're thinking "outside the box"! That's what Floozydom needs!
Can I sign you on as Director of our Policy and Strategy Department?

sf
FFF

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Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.