do vegans swallow?

Charlie said:

i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best to dump her. Vegan women
are often extreme neurotics with eating disorders. How they treat their food is how they'll treat
you: pick, nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.

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we did not go very farther, despite her interest, because i have this doubt: will she swallow?

What's her name? Maybe someone here can answer.

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i cannot produce sperm without human proteins, and i'm afraid she'll end up spitting
everything out.

an italian friend of mine, named sago, same vegan religion, does not want to answer this question.

Perhaps Sago is too embarrassed to admit he swallows.

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can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party that ends in the most
interesting part?

Why waste your time pursuing someone with an eating disorder based on a flawed political/religious
views? Nitpicking at food carries over to relationships. Unstable, people make unstable lovers. That
might be fun for one night, but before the end of it you're ready for her to get the hell out.

"Charlie"

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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

we did not go very farther, despite her interest, because i have this

doubt:

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will she swallow?

i cannot produce sperm without human proteins, and i'm afraid she'll end

up

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spitting everything out.

an italian friend of mine, named sago, same vegan religion, does not want

to

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answer this question.

can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party that ends in the most
interesting part?

thanks in advance.

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Only quoting.

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Charlie <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

A person is a "who" not a "that"!

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we did not go very farther, (further) despite her interest, because i have

this doubt:

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will she swallow?

i cannot produce sperm without human proteins, and i'm afraid she'll end

up

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spitting everything out.

Do it the usual way though, even if it *is* less shocking when you want to troll a newsgroup!

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an italian friend of mine, named sago, same vegan religion, does not want

to

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answer this question.

It's not a religion - it's a set of principles and a diet.

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can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party that ends in the most
interesting part?

thanks in advance.

And BTW, most of the Vegans I've known were as randy as hell - probably all that Vitamin E - so I
doubt very much if your silly and ungrammatical attempt at trolling will shock anyone here.

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Charlie said:

i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best to dump her. Vegan women
are often extreme neurotics with eating disorders. How they treat their food is how they'll treat
you: pick, nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.

Blimey! He's brought another troll out of the woodwork, albeit an intermittent one!!!

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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

A person is a "who" not a "that"!

a vegan is a that. and you are hired as me personal grammar verification program. 5 bucks a
week. deal?

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Charlie said:

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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best to dump her. Vegan women
are often extreme neurotics with eating disorders. How they treat their food is how they'll treat
you: pick, nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.

yeah, i know this story. they'd like that all the restaurants of the planet adopt a special menu
just for them. "what's the [censored] inside these ravioli, what's the [censored] in that cannelloni". the
only acceptable explanation is that they need extra care and attention expecially by waiters...

They're just as demanding of you as they are of waiters. You think a waiter has it tough catering to
a vegan woman? She's in and out of the restaurant in 45-90 minutes (sometimes faster when the waiter
catches on to what a burden the witch is). You're stuck with all that whiny nattering until you can
ditch her.

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otherwise they should lock themselves in a barn to eat like horses. but she's such a wonderful
looking [censored]. i can't just tell her: "go eat your hand picked from the ground bananas".

Sure you can. And you know what? If she's really stunning like you say, she'll probably respect you
for being more honest than the guys who try to be so agreeable to everything she says because she's
hot. There's also a chance she'll like it even if she's not used to such honesty. Chicks dig a guy
who stands his ground.

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we did not go very farther, despite her interest, because i have this

doubt:

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will she swallow?

What's her name? Maybe someone here can answer.

she does not use computers. at least, in this, she's normal.

I meant, maybe someone here has dated her. That's the easiest way to answer your question: talk with
someone who's already been around the block with her.

<...>

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can you please explain? do vegan suck and swallow or it's always a party that ends in the most
interesting part?

Why waste your time pursuing someone with an eating disorder based on a flawed
political/religious views? Nitpicking at food carries over to relationships. Unstable, people
make unstable lovers. That might be fun for one night, but before the end of it you're ready for
her to get the hell out.

one night of experiment and that should be it?

Yes, and better at her place than yours. That way you can split when you get tired of her. Chicks
tend to take over the roost when you bring them home with you. I don't even tell them where I live.
Makes life a lot easier.

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i'll take the advice. if she's in a real mental disorder, probably she'll be available for some
funny exercise.

If she's a whiny vegan skag, she already has a real mental disorder. I wouldn't even worry about
taking her to dinner if I were you; all she's going to do is whine and complain about how unfair the
world is. Just spend your money on getting her drunk. Then maybe she'll swallow *anything*.

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ps. i am not kidding.

Neither am I!

You chose a very appropriate name, Charlie!

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Charlie said:

i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably best to dump her. Vegan
women are often extreme neurotics with eating disorders. How they treat their food is how
they'll treat you: pick, nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never freaking end.

Blimey! He's brought another troll out of the woodwork, albeit an intermittent one!!!

ma voi l'inglese lo sapete, schiavi?

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA.

sago, i tuoi fratelli sono proprio delle sagomacce.

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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

A person is a "who" not a "that"!

a vegan is a that. and you are hired as me personal grammar verification program. 5 bucks a
week. deal?

Add a few noughts and your in with a chance.

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i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

A person is a "who" not a "that"!

a vegan is a that. and you are hired as me personal grammar verification program. 5 bucks a week.

That's an awful lot of work for a lousy five dollars a week, you cheap [censored].

While frolicking around in alt.food.vegan, usual suspect of Road

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ps. i am not kidding.

Neither am I!

*plonk*

and me neither. This also goes for other handles and addresses you'll change to. You've now shown to
everyone what you really are.

Oh - and the "plonk" is for Charlie, your new troll-friend, as well.
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Or is this one person pretending to be two just to put on a show!

Very entertaining anyway. Best bit of comedy I've seen for ages!!

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Charlie wrote:
> i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

Even if you've already formed feelings of attachment, it's probably

best

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to dump her. Vegan women are often extreme neurotics with eating disorders. How they treat
their food is how they'll treat you: pick, nag, whine, gripe, moan, complain... it'll never
freaking end.

Blimey! He's brought another troll out of the woodwork, albeit an intermittent one!!!

ma voi l'inglese lo sapete, schiavi?

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA.

sago, i tuoi fratelli sono proprio delle sagomacce.

Oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy gevalt!!

Er hat ge-entfert in a fremder loshn!! Italienish! Arright! Du kenst az zey redt . . .

Rolo makes the Dego round!

That's why so many of 'em are fat!

(Old UK ad campaign)

Always thought sago was a pudding too, as in:

Q: How do you start a pudding race??

R: Sago!!

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> i'm dating a beautyful girl that's a confessed vegan.

A person is a "who" not a "that"!

a vegan is a that. and you are hired as me personal grammar verification program. 5 bucks a week.

That's an awful lot of work for a lousy five dollars a week, you cheap [censored].

Whaddayah eggpeckt from someone who calls a person a "that"? Probably calls a child an "it" as well
instead of a "he or she"! Probably calls himself, "My darling"!!!!

MEow said:

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ps. i am not kidding.

Neither am I!

*plonk*

and me neither. This also goes for other handles and addresses you'll change to. You've now shown
to everyone what you really are.

And what is that, Nikitta, a guy who's completely put off by pathetic, whiny, liberal, neurotic
vegan women? Hint: most guys are, even when they pretend to be as hyper-sensitive as you are just
to get some.

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Oh - and the "plonk" is for Charlie, your new troll-friend, as well.

And you were so worried about MY sense of humor... hehe.

"nemo" ...

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Whaddayah eggpeckt from someone who calls a person a "that"? Probably

calls

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a child an "it" as well instead of a "he or she"! Probably calls himself, "My darling"!!!!

ROTFL.

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MEow said:

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>ps. i am not kidding.

Neither am I!

*plonk*

and me neither. This also goes for other handles and addresses you'll change to. You've now
shown to everyone what you really are.

And what is that, Nikitta, a guy who's completely put off by pathetic, whiny, liberal, neurotic
vegan women? Hint: most guys are, even when they pretend to be as hyper-sensitive as you are just
to get some.

usual susupect:

"I'm looking for a vegan girlfriend."

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Oh - and the "plonk" is for Charlie, your new troll-friend, as well.

And you were so worried about MY sense of humor... hehe.

Wankhard-the-Blind-Mongoloid said:

usual susupect: "I'm looking for a vegan girlfriend."

Did you see this one, you limp-wristed loo attendant? I only joke around that I'm looking for
someone compatible in the kitchen. That's all. tinyurl.comscxmOpen ↗

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I only joke around that I'm looking for someone compatible in the kitchen.

That's all.

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So you got dumped, or you wanted an "upgrade".