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  1. Have you heard about this recently? Many of us go through this at our local
    gym or fitness centre on a regular basis and are become increasingly
    frustrated. It usually starts as a group of trainees chat away their
    experiences of the day on a bench or at a piece of equipment for fifteen
    minutes while you are waiting to use it.

    Or someone is standing directly in front of the barbell rack doing tiny
    lateral raises when you want to get at the really big weights. Or casuals
    using equipment favoured by the regulars and often looked at like pieces of
    personal furniture for their own use.

    All this builds up stress especially between the months of January and April
    when the newcomers hit the gyms and fitness centres in an attempt to lose
    the weight gained over the Christmas and New Year period.

    In trying to realise their New Years resolutions they overcrowd the aerobics
    area and take over the weight room leaving weights lying around and causing
    queues for equipment. Regulars of the gym experience these problems and
    tempers start to flare in a phenomenon becoming known as

    "Gym Rage"

    During this testing time, all gym-goers, both new and experienced and the
    employees of the fitness clubs know that the newcomers usually only last
    until April and after that their good intentions run out. To help you
    through this stressful time have a look at and follow some of the hints
    below:

    * Stand at the back of the aerobics class when you first start, as you will
    usually find the hard-core regulars will be down the front.

    * Their are no rules that govern how many members a gym can sign up, causing
    some fitness centres to become overcrowded with everybody wanting to use
    them in the morning and afternoon on their way to and from work. So try to
    plan your visit to the gym a little earlier than usual or later in the day
    or evening. There is only one effective way to beat the January to April
    rush and that is to workout out late at night after 7.00pm

    * Talking on your cell phone whilst you are working out, this will tie up a
    machine or piece of equipment for a long time causing problems. It's
    recommended that you turn off your cell phone whilst at the gym.

    * Don't hog the machines; try not to go over the time limits set on the
    particular machine you are using. If there is a time limit please stick to
    it. The thing that annoys most people is the way people sit on a machine
    knocking out set after set. By performing one set to muscular failure and
    moving on will free up the machines for use by the next person.

    * Wipe the machines down after use, try not to leave your sweat on the piece
    of equipment you have just used, use a towel to separate yourself from the
    machine while you make use of it and wipe it down thoroughly after use.

    * Don't drop the weights onto the ground and don't clang them loudly as this
    is very off-putting to the other members. Make sure you return the weights
    to there correct place on the racks when you're finished with them even
    though you might have found them lying on the floor.

    * One thing you don't want to do is constantly ask people if they've
    finished using a machine when they're obviously still exercising on it. If
    anything the trainee will try to sit on it longer just to annoy you. Be
    patient; don't interrupt them while they are lifting, wait until they finish
    their set first.

    * A gym isn't a social club don't stand around in large groups chatting
    especially if you have a machine in use, do your talking in the locker room
    or at reception.

    * Don't leave your towel or other personal items lying around on a bench or
    piece of equipment if you are not using it. Leave your training space as
    clean as the way you found it. If the equipment is unattended for more than
    five minutes go ahead and use it, but be prepared to share also, let people
    work in with you if the difference in weight is not too large. Leave enough
    space around you so that other people can approach the weight rack and get
    the equipment they need.

    * Don't scream when you are going for that personal best lift, remember that
    the others around you are concentrating on their own work out to and don't
    need to hear you screaming out for attention. Exhaling loudly as you
    contract the muscles during your set is fine.

    * Don't hog the water fountain, only take a few mouthfuls of water and then
    move away, don't fill up your huge water bottle with cold water and leave
    warm drinking water for the rest of the members.

    * Follow the gyms code of conduct usually seen on the walls of the gym or
    fitness centre, if trainees are not following the code report it to
    management don't take it into your own hands.

    Do yourself a favour and put these simple steps to use the next time you are
    in the gym and you will be in for a much more pleasant experience.
    http://www.maximumfitness.com/news.php

  2. "Gary" <articles@maximumfitness> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Have you heard about this recently? Many of us go through this at our
    local gym or fitness centre on a regular basis and are become increasingly
    frustrated. It usually starts as a group of trainees chat away their
    experiences of the day on a bench or at a piece of equipment for fifteen
    minutes while you are waiting to use it.

    Or someone is standing directly in front of the barbell rack doing tiny
    lateral raises when you want to get at the really big weights. Or casuals
    using equipment favoured by the regulars and often looked at like pieces
    of personal furniture for their own use.

    All this builds up stress especially between the months of January and
    April when the newcomers hit the gyms and fitness centres in an attempt to
    lose the weight gained over the Christmas and New Year period.

    In trying to realise their New Years resolutions they overcrowd the
    aerobics area and take over the weight room leaving weights lying around
    and causing queues for equipment. Regulars of the gym experience these
    problems and tempers start to flare in a phenomenon becoming known as

    "Gym Rage"

    During this testing time, all gym-goers, both new and experienced and the
    employees of the fitness clubs know that the newcomers usually only last
    until April and after that their good intentions run out. To help you
    through this stressful time have a look at and follow some of the hints
    below:

    * Stand at the back of the aerobics class when you first start, as you
    will usually find the hard-core regulars will be down the front.

    * Their are no rules that govern how many members a gym can sign up,
    causing some fitness centres to become overcrowded with everybody wanting
    to use them in the morning and afternoon on their way to and from work. So
    try to plan your visit to the gym a little earlier than usual or later in
    the day or evening. There is only one effective way to beat the January to
    April rush and that is to workout out late at night after 7.00pm

    * Talking on your cell phone whilst you are working out, this will tie up
    a machine or piece of equipment for a long time causing problems. It's
    recommended that you turn off your cell phone whilst at the gym.

    * Don't hog the machines; try not to go over the time limits set on the
    particular machine you are using. If there is a time limit please stick to
    it. The thing that annoys most people is the way people sit on a machine
    knocking out set after set. By performing one set to muscular failure and
    moving on will free up the machines for use by the next person.

    * Wipe the machines down after use, try not to leave your sweat on the
    piece of equipment you have just used, use a towel to separate yourself
    from the machine while you make use of it and wipe it down thoroughly
    after use.

    * Don't drop the weights onto the ground and don't clang them loudly as
    this is very off-putting to the other members. Make sure you return the
    weights to there correct place on the racks when you're finished with them
    even though you might have found them lying on the floor.

    * One thing you don't want to do is constantly ask people if they've
    finished using a machine when they're obviously still exercising on it. If
    anything the trainee will try to sit on it longer just to annoy you. Be
    patient; don't interrupt them while they are lifting, wait until they
    finish their set first.

    * A gym isn't a social club don't stand around in large groups chatting
    especially if you have a machine in use, do your talking in the locker
    room or at reception.

    * Don't leave your towel or other personal items lying around on a bench
    or piece of equipment if you are not using it. Leave your training space
    as clean as the way you found it. If the equipment is unattended for more
    than five minutes go ahead and use it, but be prepared to share also, let
    people work in with you if the difference in weight is not too large.
    Leave enough space around you so that other people can approach the weight
    rack and get the equipment they need.

    * Don't scream when you are going for that personal best lift, remember
    that the others around you are concentrating on their own work out to and
    don't need to hear you screaming out for attention. Exhaling loudly as you
    contract the muscles during your set is fine.

    * Don't hog the water fountain, only take a few mouthfuls of water and
    then move away, don't fill up your huge water bottle with cold water and
    leave warm drinking water for the rest of the members.

    * Follow the gyms code of conduct usually seen on the walls of the gym or
    fitness centre, if trainees are not following the code report it to
    management don't take it into your own hands.

    Do yourself a favour and put these simple steps to use the next time you
    are in the gym and you will be in for a much more pleasant experience.
    http://www.maximumfitness.com/news.php

    Thank you Gary for that insightful list. I will never hog the water
    fountain again.

  3. Larry Hodges said:

    Thank you Gary for that insightful list. I will never hog the water
    fountain again.

    He will however, eagerly hump your [censored].

  4. Gary said:

    Have you heard about this recently? Many of us go through this at our local
    gym or fitness centre on a regular basis and are become increasingly
    frustrated. It usually starts as a group of trainees chat away their
    experiences of the day on a bench or at a piece of equipment for fifteen
    minutes while you are waiting to use it.

    Or someone is standing directly in front of the barbell rack doing tiny
    lateral raises when you want to get at the really big weights. Or casuals
    using equipment favoured by the regulars and often looked at like pieces of
    personal furniture for their own use.

    All this builds up stress especially between the months of January and April
    when the newcomers hit the gyms and fitness centres in an attempt to lose
    the weight gained over the Christmas and New Year period.

    In trying to realise their New Years resolutions they overcrowd the aerobics
    area and take over the weight room leaving weights lying around and causing
    queues for equipment. Regulars of the gym experience these problems and
    tempers start to flare in a phenomenon becoming known as

    "Gym Rage"

    During this testing time, all gym-goers, both new and experienced and the
    employees of the fitness clubs know that the newcomers usually only last
    until April and after that their good intentions run out. To help you
    through this stressful time have a look at and follow some of the hints
    below:

    * Stand at the back of the aerobics class when you first start, as you will
    usually find the hard-core regulars will be down the front.

    * Their are no rules that govern how many members a gym can sign up, causing
    some fitness centres to become overcrowded with everybody wanting to use
    them in the morning and afternoon on their way to and from work. So try to
    plan your visit to the gym a little earlier than usual or later in the day
    or evening. There is only one effective way to beat the January to April
    rush and that is to workout out late at night after 7.00pm

    * Talking on your cell phone whilst you are working out, this will tie up a
    machine or piece of equipment for a long time causing problems. It's
    recommended that you turn off your cell phone whilst at the gym.

    * Don't hog the machines; try not to go over the time limits set on the
    particular machine you are using. If there is a time limit please stick to
    it. The thing that annoys most people is the way people sit on a machine
    knocking out set after set. By performing one set to muscular failure and
    moving on will free up the machines for use by the next person.

    * Wipe the machines down after use, try not to leave your sweat on the piece
    of equipment you have just used, use a towel to separate yourself from the
    machine while you make use of it and wipe it down thoroughly after use.

    * Don't drop the weights onto the ground and don't clang them loudly as this
    is very off-putting to the other members. Make sure you return the weights
    to there correct place on the racks when you're finished with them even
    though you might have found them lying on the floor.

    * One thing you don't want to do is constantly ask people if they've
    finished using a machine when they're obviously still exercising on it. If
    anything the trainee will try to sit on it longer just to annoy you. Be
    patient; don't interrupt them while they are lifting, wait until they finish
    their set first.

    * A gym isn't a social club don't stand around in large groups chatting
    especially if you have a machine in use, do your talking in the locker room
    or at reception.

    * Don't leave your towel or other personal items lying around on a bench or
    piece of equipment if you are not using it. Leave your training space as
    clean as the way you found it. If the equipment is unattended for more than
    five minutes go ahead and use it, but be prepared to share also, let people
    work in with you if the difference in weight is not too large. Leave enough
    space around you so that other people can approach the weight rack and get
    the equipment they need.

    * Don't scream when you are going for that personal best lift, remember that
    the others around you are concentrating on their own work out to and don't
    need to hear you screaming out for attention. Exhaling loudly as you
    contract the muscles during your set is fine.

    * Don't hog the water fountain, only take a few mouthfuls of water and then
    move away, don't fill up your huge water bottle with cold water and leave
    warm drinking water for the rest of the members.

    * Follow the gyms code of conduct usually seen on the walls of the gym or
    fitness centre, if trainees are not following the code report it to
    management don't take it into your own hands.

    Do yourself a favour and put these simple steps to use the next time you are
    in the gym and you will be in for a much more pleasant experience.
    http://www.maximumfitness.com/news.php

    Heres a couple more.

    1) Quit looking at yourself in the mirror. It just makes you look like
    the douche bag you really are.

    2) Do not carry a cup of coffee around. I see more and more people who
    work out in the early AM drink coffee while acting as they are working
    out. Save that for dunkin doughnuts.

    3) Quit trying to pick up the 18 year old co-eds. Your too old and they
    think you are some serial perv anyway.

  5. Don't do curls in the power racks!

    Don't lean weights next to racks instead of re-racking them.

  6. You guys missed some important gym rules:

    1. Don't toss your sweat towel over the head of some newbie who's
    waiting quietly to use the machine. It could pick up dangerous
    bacteria and fungi, not to mention body lice.

    2. Feebs, the obese, and the elderly are not--repeat not--there to be
    sat on between sets. They are there to keep your feet warm, and so
    should be treated with respect.

    3. In the locker room, do not beat guys who are too lazy to towel off,
    and so who spend half an hour clicking the hair dryer on to dry their
    whole body. Get a clever friend to work on the hair dryer and turn it
    into a flame thrower.

    4. The problem of romantic couples (and, if it's any different, close
    buddies) who spend a lazy hour trading off with each other on the
    machine you want while they flirt with each other is a tough one,
    requiring much ingenuity. It has been found effective to choose a good
    moment to approach the guy and say, "Bobby asked me to tell you he
    can't top you tonight cuz he's at the clinic again, but he'll be
    getting back to you for the usual." Strong runners seem to have the
    most luck with this method.

    5. Don't laugh at the trainers when they are having a hard time trying
    to motivate new members. It's already hard enough for them to keep a
    straight face. Wait until you're in the parking lot with the new
    members, and laugh at *them.*

    6. Even by the usual gym standards, it is not considered suave to
    "break the ice" with a pretty girl by asking her if your jock straps
    show too much through your shorts. It is much more considerate to ask
    her to pull down your shorts to check on their condition.

    7. It is considered unfriendly and highly rude to pee on someone's
    cell phone while they are working out. You should do it while they are
    talking on it.

    I hope these additional rules help to smooth out everyone's workouts.

    --LokifRey.

  7. Quoted message said:

    You guys missed some important gym rules:

    1. Don't toss your sweat towel over the head of some newbie who's
    waiting quietly to use the machine. It could pick up dangerous
    bacteria and fungi, not to mention body lice.

    2. Feebs, the obese, and the elderly are not--repeat not--there to be
    sat on between sets. They are there to keep your feet warm, and so
    should be treated with respect.

    3. In the locker room, do not beat guys who are too lazy to towel off,
    and so who spend half an hour clicking the hair dryer on to dry their
    whole body. Get a clever friend to work on the hair dryer and turn it
    into a flame thrower.

    4. The problem of romantic couples (and, if it's any different, close
    buddies) who spend a lazy hour trading off with each other on the
    machine you want while they flirt with each other is a tough one,
    requiring much ingenuity. It has been found effective to choose a good
    moment to approach the guy and say, "Bobby asked me to tell you he
    can't top you tonight cuz he's at the clinic again, but he'll be
    getting back to you for the usual." Strong runners seem to have the
    most luck with this method.

    5. Don't laugh at the trainers when they are having a hard time trying
    to motivate new members. It's already hard enough for them to keep a
    straight face. Wait until you're in the parking lot with the new
    members, and laugh at *them.*

    6. Even by the usual gym standards, it is not considered suave to
    "break the ice" with a pretty girl by asking her if your jock straps
    show too much through your shorts. It is much more considerate to ask
    her to pull down your shorts to check on their condition.

    7. It is considered unfriendly and highly rude to pee on someone's
    cell phone while they are working out. You should do it while they are
    talking on it.

    I hope these additional rules help to smooth out everyone's workouts.

    --LokifRey.

    That was a lame attempt at comedy I think.

  8. Quoted message said:

    That was a lame attempt at comedy I think.

    I thought you guys would enjoy it, but I forgot about the reading
    comprehension problem on this NG.

  9. Quoted message said:

    You guys missed some important gym rules:

    1. Don't toss your sweat towel over the head of some newbie who's
    waiting quietly to use the machine. It could pick up dangerous
    bacteria and fungi, not to mention body lice.

    2. Feebs, the obese, and the elderly are not--repeat not--there to be
    sat on between sets. They are there to keep your feet warm, and so
    should be treated with respect.

    3. In the locker room, do not beat guys who are too lazy to towel off,
    and so who spend half an hour clicking the hair dryer on to dry their
    whole body. Get a clever friend to work on the hair dryer and turn it
    into a flame thrower.

    4. The problem of romantic couples (and, if it's any different, close
    buddies) who spend a lazy hour trading off with each other on the
    machine you want while they flirt with each other is a tough one,
    requiring much ingenuity. It has been found effective to choose a good
    moment to approach the guy and say, "Bobby asked me to tell you he
    can't top you tonight cuz he's at the clinic again, but he'll be
    getting back to you for the usual." Strong runners seem to have the
    most luck with this method.

    5. Don't laugh at the trainers when they are having a hard time trying
    to motivate new members. It's already hard enough for them to keep a
    straight face. Wait until you're in the parking lot with the new
    members, and laugh at *them.*

    6. Even by the usual gym standards, it is not considered suave to
    "break the ice" with a pretty girl by asking her if your jock straps
    show too much through your shorts. It is much more considerate to ask
    her to pull down your shorts to check on their condition.

    7. It is considered unfriendly and highly rude to pee on someone's
    cell phone while they are working out. You should do it while they are
    talking on it.

    I hope these additional rules help to smooth out everyone's workouts.

    --LokifRey.

    Awesome. Especially big laughs from "Get a clever friend to work on
    the hair dryer and turn it into a flame thrower."

    Thanks for the humor.

    --
    Curt
    http://curtjames.com/

  10. Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    You guys missed some important gym rules:

    1. Don't <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    That was a lame attempt at comedy I think.

    Which you failed to snip even one word of. D'OH! Regardless, thanks
    for your critique there, Gallagher.

    --
    Curt
    http://curtjames.com/

  11. You tell him, baldy!

  12. allbpen said:

    You tell him, baldy!

    YEAH!!!!!

    heh

    I actually have a forum named iam.bald. Lots of men and women out
    there with shaved heads. I'm a 50-50. /Just for spite/ I shave off the
    half that Mother Nature didn't take. ;o)

    --
    Curt
    http://curtjames.com/

  13. Try your [censored].....oops MN took that b4 your birth-you bald [censored].

  14. allbpen said:

    Try your [censored].....oops MN took that b4 your birth-you bald [censored].

    http://www.netmeister.org/news/learn2quote.html

    Hth.

    --
    Curt
    http://curtjames.com/

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