Eeughhh!

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I didn't use that bottle again after that. It's now in the steriliser.

Wimp. Hugh Fiercely-Eatitall would have ;-)

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Danny Colyer said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling experiences of my
life. I was raising my bottle to my mouth. It was about 1" from my
mouth when a bird shat on the lid and neck of the bottle.

LOL! (sorry ...:-)

What steed were you on at the time? Anything a reasonable person
(say, a bird) might be poking fun at?

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Nick Kew

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Quoted message said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling experiences of my
life. I was raising my bottle to my mouth. It was about 1" from my
mouth when a bird shat on the lid and neck of the bottle.

Which reminds me <rambles on>...

I was cycling through Cambourne admiring the scenery and felt a thud on my
back, I reached behind and a split second before my brain said "dog [censored]!" I
touched it. And my brain was right :-(

Pete

Danny Colyer said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling experiences of my
life. I was raising my bottle to my mouth. It was about 1" from my
mouth when a bird shat on the lid and neck of the bottle.

Oh yuck.

What twit decided that being pooed on by a bird was supposed to be
lucky, anyway ?

Quoted message said:

I didn't use that bottle again after that. It's now in the steriliser.

Sounds like a good plan.

--
Carol
"How fleeting are all human passions when compared to the massive
continuity of ducks." - Dorothy L. Sayers, _Gaudy Night_

Carol Hague said:

What twit decided that being pooed on by a bird was supposed to be
lucky, anyway ?

Sounds like Peter B was even luckier than me. Yuck.

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Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
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Quoted message said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling experiences of my
life. I was raising my bottle to my mouth. It was about 1" from my
mouth when a bird shat on the lid and neck of the bottle.

Which reminds me <rambles on>...

I was cycling through Cambourne admiring the scenery and felt a thud on my
back, I reached behind and a split second before my brain said "dog [censored]!" I
touched it. And my brain was right :-(

So you are saying that dogs in Cambourne are particularly talented and despise
all cyclists? Or am I envisioning it wrong?
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dimensionally but you can deform the trousers quite happily."
- David Martin in uk.rec.cycling

Nick Kew said:

What steed were you on at the time? Anything a reasonable person
(say, a bird) might be poking fun at?

No, my upright bike was hanging on the wall in the workshop, where it
belongs :-P

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Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
<URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/>
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine