Perhaps not as far off topic as you would imagine. You see, eye candy must be maintained. However, it seems as though the Gillette Twins have, very cleverly I might add, turned the tables on us simple fellas.
But fear not boyz... I have it on good authority that the Gillette Twins are certainly babes on bikes and therefore, I shall take a hands-on approach to rectify their misgivings. Should it turn out that I am thwarted in my attempts, I shall take one for the team, and let them wax away. . . 😄 😄 😄
Originally posted by less'go Sick, very ill, too sick to even be remotely clever. Nice to have you back, Lab Rat... Don't think today's the day for that picture...
This is not fun.
S
Sorry to hear that. myself just got out of bed after three days... miserable cold... oncoming flu.... sunny 70 degree weather tormenting me...
Originally posted by less'go But Rattie, the blasted thing's supposed to slow you down, carbon would be going against the grain, here. What you really need is an old, fat labrador like mine in that cart, 60 kilos of solid useless mass might just do the trick.
Steve - no updates forthcoming? A little news would be most welcome -- did you tell her about US yet (all of us that is, bien entendu)? Does she love you anyway? We're still all here, clamoring in the back of your mind, lurking and loitering, just a couple of keyboard punches away on your keyboard... Enough to drive you mad, mad, mad...
BTW, nobody asked, I'm feeling better, what a bunch of heartless bloaks, I was dy-yin yesterday, and my obvious play for pity was met with cold, hard disregard for my condition ;-)... Well, they say cyclists are a bunch of bad, egocentric, spandex-crazy eggs, don't they?
I'm outta here!
S
glad to hear you're fine again! i'm just getting through the lost updates from the last three days....
Originally posted by Stevedvg So you want an update do you? Well...looks as if I'm back to high speed cycling...alone...so alas no faery-tale ending 🙁 ...I rode the Argus cycle tour with her and it was a real blast - she's just awesome to be around. But apart from being friends who share the occational bike-ride nothing's going to happen...
Ahem. Pardon my intrusion (in my weakened state, i cannot restrain myself from the distasteful act of being nosey). :o
But HOW do you know nothing's going to happen? It's only been a little over a month. Maybe she's been burned too many times to jump in too quickly?😕
What with elevator conversations with strange men increasing in frequency as spring rolls in, it seems like you should stay on her, because you are a known quantity among so many potential freaks.
Originally posted by neil0502 I believe that if you are _truly_ vulnerable, you cannot be hurt.
I say "Bring it!"
We men have endured the ignominy of single, double, triple, and now (muted drumroll)....quadruple blades (photo)
We are organized and well-funded. You may depilate us now, but there will be stubble behind it to take its place.
-Smooth, sinewy San Diegan smirking in slightly snug spandex.
😄
Yo smooth, sinewy San Diego man
Like the photo .. oooooooooooooh, waaaaaaaaaaa quadruple blades .. I'm running scared and quaking at the knees (always hiding my submissive character you know ark, ark -- not). Does that mean with 4 blades you are twice as quick or doubley (is that a word in the English dictionary??) smooooooooooooth?
Originally posted by less'go Lady Gillette #1, you give new meaning to the term "Evil Twin", don't you? I think we may have to play a little good cop bad cop with the boys here... because my dominant streak doesn't quite measure up to yours, and you've got some of the boys chomping at the bit to be the first victim!
Hmmmm, where's the part of the story where the tables get turned... ;-)
Does this seem to be getting a wee-bit off topic? They must serve beer in the Bike Café...
S
Heavenly twin .. victims or willing participants? I think these spandex clad maniacs are doing the roll over and "play dead" tactic .. so as to soften our hearts! I am but a marshmallow at heart 😉 I have surely been harshly judged ~
Perhaps not as far off topic as you would imagine. You see, eye candy must be maintained. However, it seems as though the Gillette Twins have, very cleverly I might add, turned the tables on us simple fellas.
But fear not boyz... I have it on good authority that the Gillette Twins are certainly babes on bikes and therefore, I shall take a hands-on approach to rectify their misgivings. Should it turn out that I am thwarted in my attempts, I shall take one for the team, and let them wax away. . . 😄 😄 😄
