I was having a tough day at the office and decided on a whim to get over to the gym - clear my head, you know? (I just love to get with the other hard bodies. (you know I've paid my dues over the last 4 years - must've done lots and lots of workouts specially squats which is my favourite activity in all the world!) So clutching my copy of Readers Digest (for when I have to wait to use the power cage), I took off to my gym . As I sauntered in, it just felt like home as I exchanged admiring looks with the other buff bodies (I ddn't always look this great, I had to work really hard to get to look the way I do!) - out of the corner of one eye I spied a fat chick. Yes a sorry pathetic figure of a lady who I could tell was very embarrassed to be there. She looked enviously at the hard men and girls in the gym (I still get a buzz out of that!) and you could see she needed help and badly! So I sauntered over to her and asked her if she had tried squats yet - as this one exercise I have known to work wonders with weight loss. She gave me this blank look that told me that squats was not what she did in her spare time. So I took this girl under my wing. Shared all the secrets of fitness that I have striven to discover over the years. I basically told her that I'd been there. She could look like me if (of course a female version!) if she took up free weights and just turned her life around. I even loaned her my copy of the Readers Digest with all the recipes and fitness tips underlined. Meanwhle my friends were checking me out with quiet admiration. They liked to see me 'in action' - and it warmed their hearts to see such an appreciative slobby girl who just looked like born again and 'saved' if you get my drift. She begged me to meet her fat friends so I could explain it all to them as well and share my secrets of weight loss, combined with strenth training - (*free weights of course!)
Have any of you been in that kind of situation where you just had to 'spread the word'? Don't you get a buzz out of feeling superior knowing that people would kill to have your body?
I was having a tough day at the office and decided on a whim to get over to the gym - clear my head, you know? (I just love to get with the other hard bodies. (you know I've paid my dues over the last 4 years - must've done lots and lots of workouts specially squats which is my favourite activity in all the world!) So clutching my copy of Readers Digest (for when I have to wait to use the power cage), I took off to my gym . As I sauntered in, it just felt like home as I exchanged admiring looks with the other buff bodies (I ddn't always look this great, I had to work really hard to get to look the way I do!) - out of the corner of one eye I spied a fat chick. Yes a sorry pathetic figure of a lady who I could tell was very embarrassed to be there. She looked enviously at the hard men and girls in the gym (I still get a buzz out of that!) and you could see she needed help and badly! So I sauntered over to her and asked her if she had tried squats yet - as this one exercise I have known to work wonders with weight loss. She gave me this blank look that told me that squats was not what she did in her spare time. So I took this girl under my wing. Shared all the secrets of fitness that I have striven to discover over the years. I basically told her that I'd been there. She could look like me if (of course a female version!) if she took up free weights and just turned her life around. I even loaned her my copy of the Readers Digest with all the recipes and fitness tips underlined. Meanwhle my friends were checking me out with quiet admiration. They liked to see me 'in action' - and it warmed their hearts to see such an appreciative slobby girl who just looked like born again and 'saved' if you get my drift. She begged me to meet her fat friends so I could explain it all to them as well and share my secrets of weight loss, combined with strenth training - (*free weights of course!)
Have any of you been in that kind of situation where you just had to 'spread the word'? Don't you get a buzz out of feeling superior knowing that people would kill to have your body?
I don't get it. Why would you quote her word for word?
"David" <it warmed their hearts to see such an appreciative slobby girl who just looked like born again and 'saved' if you get my drift. She begged me to meet her fat friends so I could explain it all to them as well and share my secrets of weight loss, combined with strenth training - (*free weights of course!)
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I make the fat girls at the gym lift their tops if they want advice. Then the guys all teach her how to pull a train. That is called training.
If she lets all the men shoot their gizz on her or in her, then we realize that she is serious about making a life-change. At my gym we don't like to waste our time with insincere fatties.
We also have a NO-DYKES rule, so that our initiation procedure weeds them out too.
"David" <it warmed their hearts to see such an appreciative slobby girl who just looked like born again and 'saved' if you get my drift. She begged me to meet her fat friends so I could explain it all to them as well and share my secrets of weight loss, combined with strenth training - (*free weights of course!)
Quoted message said:
I make the fat girls at the gym lift their tops if they want advice. Then the guys all teach her how to pull a train. That is called training.
If she lets all the men shoot their gizz on her or in her, then we realize that she is serious about making a life-change. At my gym we don't like to waste our time with insincere fatties.
We also have a NO-DYKES rule, so that our initiation procedure weeds them out too.
