Fat plumpy penguin in a hurry on a MTB



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hahaha, look at this picture of Porky Penguin Squadron commander
Ride-A-Lot Sprinkler...

http://www.schnauzers.ws/images/111106/IMG_5019.jpg

He's in a hurry and hopes the hell no rocks show up on the trail, as
well as no jumps...

Poor plumpy bird, I bet deep down when he's not putting on a show to
try to demonstrate his value he doesn't have, he's really a nice
pleasant birdy. He sure the hell can't ride a MTB for ****, rides all
smooth paved trails, I guess it reminds him of his home in the
antartica, that nice smooth ice... I bet if we throw a fishy down in
front of him on the trail whilst riding he'll jump off the bike like
it's on fire and gobble up the fishy... or maybe he's such in a hurry
cuz he's going to a fish feeding...

Penguins eat fish don't they? ****, this plumpy penguin looks like he
ate a whale... muhwahahaha...