Female cyclists.

On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 01:21:57 GMT, "half_pint" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

Sheesh man....you could always have your back to the mattress for a
change. Must be a Government directive out there somewhere...

Garry

half_pint said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

Actually, I'm glad you did. It's taken you from the point where I was
only 99% sure you were a troll rather than just a naturally clueless
phenomenon of utter wrongness up to the magic 100% mark, so now I can
safely ignore you.

Pete.
--
Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
net [email hidden] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

Peter Clinch <[email hidden]>typed

Quoted message said:

half_pint said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

Quoted message said:

Actually, I'm glad you did. It's taken you from the point where I was
only 99% sure you were a troll rather than just a naturally clueless
phenomenon of utter wrongness up to the magic 100% mark, so now I can
safely ignore you.

Half_pint isn't just a troll; he writes three paragraphs with so much
internal logical inconsistency that I doubt I'll have any fun playing
with him.

Nul points.

--
Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
Edgware.

Peter Clinch said:

half_pint wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I had better not post this actually.

Actually, I'm glad you did. It's taken you from the point where I
was only 99% sure you were a troll rather than just a naturally
clueless phenomenon of utter wrongness up to the magic 100% mark,
so now I can safely ignore you.

Beat me to it. I wasn't quite as sure; there seemed a real possibility
he was merely suffering from a personality disorder. This calculated
troll removes that doubt.

--
Dave...

"half_pint" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

regards

galf_pint.

I am totally for female. cyclists!

Following a nice, fit female cyclist in her lycra is always guaranteed to
put another 1 or 2 mph on my average!

:-)

Jon said:

I am totally for female. cyclists!

Following a nice, fit female cyclist in her lycra is always guaranteed to
put another 1 or 2 mph on my average!

Round here they all look like Margaret Rutherford in tweed suits,
their bicycles have wicker baskets, and they are still faster than me!

--
Eiron.

Peter Clinch said:

Actually, I'm glad you did. It's taken you from the point where I was
only 99% sure you were a troll rather than just a naturally clueless
phenomenon of utter wrongness up to the magic 100% mark, so now I can
safely ignore you.

I suspect that this may be someone else pretending to be half_wit for the
purposes of joke comedy trolling. /Why/ anyone should want to be mistaken
for the original half_wit, however, is a question best considered while
drunk.

--

Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

In article said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

regards

galf_pint.

I dare you to say that withing hearing (and punishment) range of
any of the female cyclists I know. They tend to have excellent spatial
and positional awareness.
--
Tim.

On 10/12/04 10:47 am, in article [email hidden],

Tim said:

In article said:

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

regards

galf_pint.

I dare you to say that withing hearing (and punishment) range of
any of the female cyclists I know. They tend to have excellent spatial
and positional awareness.

And an ability to heave paving slabs with uncanny accuracy!

...d

David Martin said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I dare you to say that withing hearing (and punishment) range of
any of the female cyclists I know. They tend to have excellent spatial
and positional awareness.

And an ability to heave paving slabs with uncanny accuracy!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

John B

In article said:

Peter Clinch said:

Actually, I'm glad you did. It's taken you from the point where I was
only 99% sure you were a troll rather than just a naturally clueless
phenomenon of utter wrongness up to the magic 100% mark, so now I can
safely ignore you.

I suspect that this may be someone else pretending to be half_wit for the
purposes of joke comedy trolling. /Why/ anyone should want to be mistaken
for the original half_wit, however, is a question best considered while
drunk.

He has changed newfeed and address, but it does seem to be the same half_wit.
(As for "why would anyone pretend to be him", I suspect the answer would be
to provoke more people into killfiling him and ignoring him, instead of
responding to him.)

Dave Larrington said:

I suspect that this may be someone else pretending to be half_wit for the
purposes of joke comedy trolling.

I would be inclined to agree except for the fact that half_wit is
pretty much beyond parody.

Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

[IMG]cyclingforums.com500Open ↗[/IMG] Cycling with women is fun! Especially when you get a great workout and win the race!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

i challenge you man! I'll whip your butt on a bike!
you men are so funny! Poor wee souls!

Quoted post said:

Originally Posted by half_pint [IMG]/img/forum/go_quote.gif[/IMG]

Whilst I agree ,in genera,l the females are (on average) lovely people
do we really need them clogging up our highways with their lack
of positionl awareness?

I post this as an open question, I have no view either way myself :O|

I had better not post this actually.

regards

galf_pint.

i want that suit!