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Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "RIP" Brown

OK, I'm not sure if this is a really bad joke or a really good one.

Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry!  Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "Dirtbiker" Brown

I'm holding out for the double dutch model.

Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "RIP" Brown

I can't believe that someone is tasteless enough to post spam to this
group using Sheldons name on April Fools day.

News reader said:

Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "RIP" Brown

I can't believe that someone is tasteless enough to post spam to this
group using Sheldons name on April Fools day.

OK, who's gonna 'splain it to this genius? (Key words: tribute, ode,
memorial, etc.)

HTH!

Bill Sornson said:

News reader said:

Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "RIP" Brown

I can't believe that someone is tasteless enough to post spam to this
group using Sheldons name on April Fools day.

OK, who's gonna 'splain it to this genius? (Key words: tribute, ode,
memorial, etc.)

HTH!

where are those keywords in original post?

News reader said:

Bill Sornson said:

News reader said:

Sheldon Brown wrote:
> http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html
>
> Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!
>
> Sheldon "RIP" Brown
>
>
I can't believe that someone is tasteless enough to post spam to
this group using Sheldons name on April Fools day.

OK, who's gonna 'splain it to this genius? (Key words: tribute,
ode, memorial, etc.)

HTH!

where are those keywords in original post?

How do you dress and feed yourself? LOL

In article <[email hidden]>,
Dan Burkhart <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

Sheldon "RIP" Brown

OK, I'm not sure if this is a really bad joke or a really good one.

I'm going with really good, because frankly, it made my heart rise a bit
to see even a shoddy replica of Mr. Brown return, if only for one last
time.

And also, a ropeless rope is funny enough for Sheldon! Doubly so as it
is apparently a real product!

--
Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."

someone posing as Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

You'll burn in hell for that. Or whereever it is Unitarians send
naughty people.

--

John ([email hidden])

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 20:28:05 -0500, John Thompson

may have said:

someone posing as Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

You'll burn in hell for that. Or whereever it is Unitarians send
naughty people.

Some of us think that such things will result in a career at Wal-Mart.

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Werehatrack said:

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 20:28:05 -0500, John Thompson

may have said:

someone posing as Sheldon Brown said:

http://www.jumpsnap.com/index.html

Hurry! Supplies are limited, so act fast!

You'll burn in hell for that. Or whereever it is Unitarians send
naughty people.

Some of us think that such things will result in a career at
Wal-Mart.

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd say.

Tim McNamara said:

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be lines
around the block wanting in.

Bill "otherwise, very pithy Timmy" S.

Werehatrack said:

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 16:18:30 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

Tim McNamara said:

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
lines around the block wanting in.

Actually, if they sold day passes for visitors, I suspect that they'd
have lines *miles* long.

Cute, but what does that have to do with working for WalMart? (Most jobs
aren't just for a day.)

Bill "guess Hillary sold her stock by now?" S.

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 16:18:30 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

Tim McNamara said:

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be lines
around the block wanting in.

Actually, if they sold day passes for visitors, I suspect that they'd
have lines *miles* long.

--
My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail.
Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature.
Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bill Sornson said:

Tim McNamara said:

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
lines around the block wanting in.

Heh! Well, I hope you're right. But much of what I've read in da book
suggests otherwise and that many will be hoodwinked by false prophets
and the like. Seems to be no shortage of 'em on TV and the radio. When
I hear preachers directly contradicting the Gospels, I gotta wonder.

Quoted message said:

Bill "otherwise, very pithy Timmy" S.

Thanks!

Tim McNamara said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Bill Sornson said:

Tim McNamara said:

Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
lines around the block wanting in.

Heh! Well, I hope you're right. But much of what I've read in da
book suggests otherwise and that many will be hoodwinked by false
prophets and the like. Seems to be no shortage of 'em on TV and the
radio. When I hear preachers directly contradicting the Gospels, I
gotta wonder.

On that we agree. (Where's the outcry about tax-exempt status?)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Bill "otherwise, very pithy Timmy" S.

Thanks!

YW!

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 20:32:38 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

Werehatrack said:

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 16:18:30 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

Tim McNamara wrote:

> Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
> say.

Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
lines around the block wanting in.

Actually, if they sold day passes for visitors, I suspect that they'd
have lines *miles* long.

Cute, but what does that have to do with working for WalMart? (Most jobs
aren't just for a day.)

Bill "guess Hillary sold her stock by now?" S.

People line up for jobs at Wal-Mart because they can't get anything
else...because thanks largely to Wal-mart there often *isn't* anything
else. People line up for store openings at Wal-mart in decreasing
numbers; the last one I saw was amazingly under-attended. They were
giving away sodas and hot dogs, and just about nobody was taking. Of
course, those may have been people who'd had meat from Wal-mart once
before; the sausages-inna-bun from CMOT Dibbler would seem downright
inviting by comparison to a second steak from Wal-mart. (I don't
think ANYONE would by "fresh" meat from Wal-mart twice. The fact that
it has an ingredients list should tell you everything you need to
know.)

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On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 21:26:52 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

It's a free country. Work there or don't. Buy there or don't. No one's
forcing anyone to do anything. (I'm a Costco [censored] {tm} myself; only been
in a WM once AFAIR, and I left within 3-4 minutes.)

Fine sentiments for those who live where there are still alternatives.
In far too many locales, that is effectively no longer the case. Any
further discussion of this (and even this part, for that matter) would
belong in a politcal group, so I'm stopping here.

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Werehatrack said:

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 20:32:38 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

Werehatrack said:

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 16:18:30 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may
have said:

> Tim McNamara wrote:
>
>> Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
>> say.
> Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
> lines around the block wanting in.
Actually, if they sold day passes for visitors, I suspect that they'd
have lines *miles* long.

Cute, but what does that have to do with working for WalMart? (Most jobs
aren't just for a day.)

Bill "guess Hillary sold her stock by now?" S.

People line up for jobs at Wal-Mart because they can't get anything
else...because thanks largely to Wal-mart there often *isn't* anything
else. People line up for store openings at Wal-mart in decreasing
numbers; the last one I saw was amazingly under-attended. They were
giving away sodas and hot dogs, and just about nobody was taking. Of
course, those may have been people who'd had meat from Wal-mart once
before; the sausages-inna-bun from CMOT Dibbler would seem downright
inviting by comparison to a second steak from Wal-mart. (I don't
think ANYONE would by "fresh" meat from Wal-mart twice. The fact that
it has an ingredients list should tell you everything you need to
know.)

Wal-Mart eliminated in-house meat cutters in an anti-unionization move:
<http://supermarketnews.com/news/meatcutters_0318/>.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

Bill Sornson said:

Werehatrack said:

On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 20:32:38 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may
have said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Werehatrack wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 16:18:30 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> may
> have said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> Tim McNamara wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>>> Burning in hell, working for the Waltons... much of a piece, I'd
>>> say.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> Gee, when Hell opens up a branch location, I doubt there will be
>> lines around the block wanting in.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> Actually, if they sold day passes for visitors, I suspect that
> they'd have lines *miles* long.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Cute, but what does that have to do with working for WalMart?  (Most
jobs aren't just for a day.)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Bill "guess Hillary sold her stock by now?" S.

Quoted message said:

People line up for jobs at Wal-Mart because they can't get anything
else...because thanks largely to Wal-mart there often *isn't* anything
else.  People line up for store openings at Wal-mart in decreasing
numbers; the last one I saw was amazingly under-attended.  They were
giving away sodas and hot dogs, and just about nobody was taking.  Of
course, those may have been people who'd had meat from Wal-mart once
before; the sausages-inna-bun from CMOT Dibbler would seem downright
inviting by comparison to a second steak from Wal-mart.  (I don't
think ANYONE would by "fresh" meat from Wal-mart twice.  The fact that
it has an ingredients list should tell you everything you need to
know.)

It's a free country.  Work there or don't.  Buy there or don't.  No one's
forcing anyone to do anything.  (I'm a Costco [censored] {tm} myself; only been
in a WM once AFAIR, and I left within 3-4 minutes.)

Bill "let the market decide" S.

Sure, we'll let "the market" decide-- as soon as the little guys can
buy their wares at the same price the Waltons pay, and the day the
little guys get the same rates for land/city service/taxes as the
Waltons.

The "free market" lie is a lie. --D-y