Flippin' Pancakes!!!

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by Daryl S. Kabato, Feb 19, 2004.

  1. Flippin' Pancakes!!!

    Family members always removed my assets, they worked hard all my life to remove anything that was
    ever important to me. My dad is Samuel Wesley Kabatoff, his Doukhobor (no guns) parents were very
    upset with him when he became a police officer. When he married Ruby Hnedish, Sam's parents bought
    them a run down house in Kinley, expecting him to stay there and continue to help out with the
    impoverished farm on the outskirts of Kinley. All Sam would ever do for me is take away my assets
    and force me to come to Kinley with him and assist his parents with the work on the farm. And Sam
    would force me to go to Struan and assist him assist my mother's sister and her husband (Phil and
    Annette Donesky) with their farm. Annette was the oldest of 4 kids, she is my mother's older sister,
    and when she married Phil, Phil took my grandfather's land. Sam would force me to come with him to
    Struan, there he would bring alcohol and work for Phil for free, Sam would pay for the privilege of
    working for another by bringing alcohol and by bringing his kids (my brother Randal and I). Sam and
    Phil would drink with each other and with other people from around the Struan community, and Sam
    would always become verbally abusive to his family members who were basically held captive in
    Struan, for Sam had the only car.

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    222 Sam 21 12 29 355/10 +9920 Samuel 71 Wesley 89 Kabatoff 62

    176 Ruby 10 5 30 130/235 +9780 Ruby 66 Ellen 48 Kabatoff 62

    152 Randal 25 5 54 145/220 +999 Randal 50 Allan 40 Kabatoff 62

    187 Dar 17 2 57 48/317 00 Daryl 60 Shawn 65 Kabatoff 62

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    254 Phil 2 4 23 92/273 +12375 Phillip 82 William 79 Donesky 93

    172 Annette 26 8 28 239/127 +10402 Annette 79 Donesky 93

    214 Debbie 25 1 55 25/340 +754 Deborah 53 Gwenne 68 Donesky 93

    245 Sheryl 4 5 57 124/241 76 Sheryl 87 Lynn 65 Donesky 93

    My parents were always so unhappy whenever I tried to acquire and purchase a vehicle, they did not
    want me to have independence and would escalate the level of abuse to force me to get rid of
    whatever vehicle I had. I managed to complete a 4 year advanced degree in Anthropology and found
    employment as a Social Worker in Whitecourt Alberta, Ruby kept on phoning me there and demanding
    that I sell my bus (she was incessantly bitching at me to sell my bus for years). Finally Sam and
    Ruby came to Whitecourt and Sam assaulted me, they returned to Saskatoon and Sam sold the bus for
    $1,000 (less than the Cummins V6 was worth). I was upset, my job performance suffered and I lost my
    job. I returned to Saskatoon in 1988 and here they had me arrested for failing to kiss their God-
    damned arses (and because Protestants and Catholics were lobbying them to shut me up, for my
    criticisms of their churches was most unwelcome). They had me arrested and repeatedly tortured, and
    when I made efforts to make money, they would have me arrested again, they worked so hard to take
    away the things I valued in life. The rich relatives would come over and freeload off Sam, and Sam
    would always provide them with alcohol and steaks, never did Sam's Christmas gifts and birthday
    gifts to me approach what he would spend on alcohol when one of the wealthy Elloway's would come to
    freeload. Rich doctor and dentist relatives (many of whom were Seventh Day Adventists) would come
    and freeload from police officer Sam, Sam would provide for them rather than for his own children
    (Sam would take away my vehicle and self confidence, give me a slap and a new pair of pants, and
    then claim that he was providing for my needs). Ruby would condemn my every interest and tell me
    throughout my first 30 years of life how badly she wanted me to be a doctor like Peter Elloway. But
    I hated Doctor Peter Elloway, there was no way that I was going to grow up and be a doctor like him.
    Doctor Peter Elloway would drive up from Palos Verdes California each summer in a new Cadillac and
    freeload off of Sam, later in life Doctor Peter Elloway would fly up to Canada and freeload off Sam.
    Annually Doctor Peter Elloway would come to Saskatoon and lecture me over and over about how dirty
    and lazy the black people were in Los Angeles, he hated blacks more than anybody I ever met. And Sam
    hated Indians and would lecture Peter and me about how lazy and filthy the Indians were here, funny
    that Sam would end up spending his fortune at Indian run casinos.

    233 Peter 30 9 10 273/92 +16942 Peter 64 Sidney 76 Elloway 93

    155+ Gloria Gloria 62 Elloway 93

    236 Nina 6 10 48 280/86 +3056 Nina 38 Christine 105 Elloway 93

    296 Peter 11 5 55 131/234 +648 Peter 64 Christopher 139 Elloway 93


    Before Doctor Peter Elloway died, his wife Gloria stuck him in a care home and then took over the
    bank accounts, leaving little Peter (their only surviving child) nothing. Then Peter Elloway Junior
    would get into the act and come to Saskatchewan each year and continue to find free room and board
    with Sam, coming to Saskatchewan for the summer and staying with Sam is an economical way to spend
    one's holidays. Peter Elloway Junior lost his eyebrows and all of the rest of his hair, my belief is
    that his own mother Gloria Elloway poisoned him, but she managed to take the family fortune by
    transferring everything to her name without additional violence. Their daughter Nina married Putnam
    (wealth marrying into wealth) but she died shortly after the marriage, resulting in me being related
    to Amelia Earhart.

    Gloria absolutely hates Ruby and stopped coming on the family trips to Saskatchewan long before her
    husband died. I remember the last time Gloria Elloway came to Saskatoon, she wanted to make pancakes
    but Ruby got into an argument with Gloria over the issue of how much to beat the pancake mix.


    God helps those who are in need of help. My life really started going downhill when I started
    criticizing churches, and then took a greater slide when I started defending God's Seventh Day
    Sabbath. There is a god of this world (Satan) who works hard to make life difficult for people who
    criticize his churches. Now I have a choice, I can complain about the way you people treated me and
    request compensation. Or I can try to raise an army and put you assholes into prisons until Jesus
    returns (Revelation
    13:10). The option of going to Asia and teaching English is not open to me, for my record of
    complaining of churches and my psychiatric history would prevent employment. And I am not the
    only person in Canada who has been tortured in psychiatric facilities, it isn't right for me
    to quietly leave others in the same predicament that I was in.

    Daryl S. Kabatoff Box 7134 Saskatoon Sask. Canada S7K 4J1

    <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
    > In calgary.general Marcia, Bethany and Me <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > Closing your hearts to me and leaving me a broken person in poverty and futily begging for
    > > assistance to flee Canada is a violation of everything Christ ever stood for.
    > 1) Poverty? In Canada?
    > 2) God helps those who help themselves. What have YOU done to save money to get out of the
    > country? It doesn't take much.


  2. Thomas

    Thomas Guest

    "Daryl S. Kabatoff" <[email protected]> lurched drunkenly into the
    group, dropped his pants and left the following steaming pile:

    Or I can
    > try to raise an army and put you assholes into prisons until Jesus returns (Revelation
    > 13:10). The option of going to Asia and teaching English is not open to me, for my record of
    > complaining of churches and my psychiatric history would prevent employment. And I am not
    > the only person in Canada who has been tortured in psychiatric facilities, it isn't right
    > for me to quietly leave others in the same predicament that I was in.
    > Daryl S. Kabatoff-Documented pedophile and well-known penis worshiper

    <<<snipped a lot of psycho crap from Shawn "pedophile-boy" Kabatoff>>>

    The following (courtesy of Waxy.org) is sort of an unofficial "FAQ" explaining the psychotic
    nonsense posted to Usenet by Shawn Daryl Kabatoff AKA "Dar", AKA "Probababbilities". And now AKA
    "marcia and me".

    WARNING: Read below before even thinking about responding to this twit.


    Usenet has the tendency to provide a public forum for those who would normally be scribbling in a
    closet. For example, take Daryl "Shawn" Kabatoff. For the last few years, he's methodically gathered
    "statistics" from various sources, ranging from local newspaper obituary pages to the food court of
    the Saskatoon Midtown Plaza mall. With all the raw data he's collected, he's attempting to prove
    daily that our full names are in "mathematical harmony" with our birthdays. His rants normally focus
    on a single individual he's met or read about, starting with calculations related to their birthdate
    and full names, blending in whatever other personal information about their family members, spouses,
    birthplace, and career he's been able to glean. From there, it descends into a mix of numerology,
    religious zealotry, and personal torment. I've never seen anything like it. With all the prime
    numbers, Fibonacci sequences and biblical references, it's like reading the notebooks of Maximillian
    Cohen and John Nash combined. Unsurprisingly, several posts unfold to reveal a history of painful
    mental illness. If you have some time, take a look. I've detailed his posting history and a several
    sample posts below.

    Usenet Posting History:

    January 27, 1999 to July 5, 2000 as [email protected]

    December 9, 2000 to May 4, 2001 as [email protected]

    Oct 30, 2001 to Oct 31, 2001 as [email protected]

    January 20, 2002 to April 17, 2002 as [email protected] (original posts have been

    removed from Google Groups archive)

    April 26, 2002 to Present as [email protected]

    Selected Posts: Tessa Lynne Smith Dastageer Sakhizai and Helen Smith Brett David Maki Andrew
    Meredith Cotton Kathryn Lee Hipperson Amanda Dawn Newton Mona Marie Etcheverry Tony Peter Nuspl Lisa
    Charlene McMillan Grant Allyn Wood

    Comments scarier still is that saskatoon is my hometown, though not my current residence. and every
    single place he's mentioned in his posts (most notably nervous harold's and the roastary) were
    either places i've been (as it's a small city of 200K) or hangouts, ie. the two places mentioned.
    chances are i could email some friends back home and find out if they know of him, they (my friends
    that is) being of the broadway-centred slacker ilk. myself, too, until i got out of there. eh,
    anyways. thought it odd to see all this. midtown mall. i ate my meals there, whilst waiting several
    days in line for star wars episode one, at the theatre across the street. posted by andy raad on May
    22, 2002 06:20 PM

    Fascinating. It's like he's trying to take chaos and bind it into whatever rules he can find,
    religious, logical and otherwise. Numbers and math have a reliable pattern, something that can
    always be proven to true or false. People and religion do not. It reminds me of Darren Aronofsky's
    movie Pi. It's the story of an paraniod genius who is trying to find a pattern in Pi. A group that
    takes interest in his work is convinced that the existence of Pi, a number whose existence can be
    proven but no quantified, is proof of the existence of God. Kabatoff's hunt for patterns in
    something as random as name selection is a way to reconcile his deeply logical thought process with
    his conflicting religious views. posted by matt on May 23, 2002 11:19 AM

    Exactly. I probably shouldn't have, but I e-mailed Daryl yesterday, asking him if he'd be willing to
    create a numerological analysis for me. I also asked him if he had seen either Pi or A Beautiful
    Mind, and what he thought of them. If he replies, I'll be sure to post it. posted by Andy Baio on
    May 23, 2002 11:24 AM

    I baked many pumpkin pies for Shawn (he likes pumpkin pies). I rubbed pumpkin pie all over my
    breasts for him, and my breasts turned orange. I am a pumpkin for Shawn. posted by Trisha Blondie on
    July 24, 2002 10:41 PM

    Um, that's swell. So, you're in love with him? posted by Andy Baio on July 25, 2002 07:10 AM

    Shawn once went to a funeral for a Jehovah Witness that shot himself and the lemon tarts were very
    bad, they were not only sour but were rubbery as well. Shawn said that the guy was some kind of
    Jehovah Witness prophet, he saw in advance that the lemon tarts at his funeral were to be very very
    bad, and so he shot himself. Shawn said that he never ate pumpkin pie at a funeral but would like to
    some day. Shawn likes pumpkin pie and so I have been practicing to make very good pumpkin pies.
    posted by Trisha Blondie on July 25, 2002 02:49 PM

    Shawn said that the lemon tarts were sour, bitter and rubbery. posted by Trisha Blondie on July 30,
    2002 12:32 AM

    I don't think this guy takes notes. I think he has Total Recall, and it has driven him insane...
    posted by Todd Smith on December 26, 2002 11:00 AM

    Oh... I almost forgot... I didnt spend thousands of dollars a day tormenting Daryl... We got a deal
    on tormenting that fiscal year, it only came to about 37cents a day.... posted by Dr Claw on
    December 30, 2002 01:56 AM

    Mr. Kabatoff attempts to portray himself as a victim, but in fact he is a violent predatory
    pedophile who is well known to his local law enforcement. In his post to multiple newsgroups
    with the subject "Collecting Mail For The Coming Anti-Christ", he encourages mothers to send him
    photos of their naked daughters. Mr Kabatoff explains, "I personally did not want photographs
    being mailed to (the coming Ant-Christ) that were of underage children unless the parent was
    signing consent." He is banned from virtually all the shopping malls

    molestation charges. He's been hospitalized in mental institutions several times because he likes to
    accost "nubile cuties." He writes about his contact with young girls in many posts. Search newsgroup
    archives for posts by him containing the word "nubile". As part of his harrassment, he provides
    personal details in a public forum, such as the real names of real children, in these and other
    posts. About one girl he met at a mall, he writes, "I wanted Callie in my bed or I wanted her and
    her sister dead." http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Daryl+Shawn+Kabatoff+dead+or+in+my+bed&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-
    8&selm=asqm35%24tjq5j%241%40ID-136124.news.dfncis.de&rnu He not only curses children and prays for
    their death in his posts, he also enjoys attending the funerals of young people: "And so, since
    nubile sweeties are found in greatest abundance at the funerals of high school students, then it is
    the funerals of high school students that make the very very best funerals, especially if there is
    food... I stuff my face (and my pockets) with all the good food and look at all the pretty nubile
    sweeties and have the time of my life..

    r=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=LfXN8.63042%24R53.25142039%40twister.socal.rr. com&rnum=1 Many of his
    posts are sent to alt.teens.advice. However, he liberally spams, floods and crossposts his off-
    topic threatening and offensive missives to countless newsgroups. Some people HAVE problems and
    some folks ARE problems. Don't dismiss Mr. Kabatoff as a harmless nut. When he sends these posts
    to any newgroup, please help by reporting him to his ISP. Thanks. posted by nospam on January 5,
    2003 04:39 AM

    I knew of him when I was attending the University of Saskatchewan. He'd hang out in the Arts
    computer lab and all you'd see is screens of numbers racing by on his laptop. I have an original
    copy of his "Collecting Mail for the Coming Anti-Christ" pamphlet, and have seen him be hauled away
    by campus security on more than one occasion. My friends and I refer to him as "Crazy Number Man".
    posted by Mr. Somebody on April 10, 2003 11:09 AM

    I've been posting to (and about) Shawn for over two years with big gaps in between. He has seen Pi
    and didn't like it and didn't think it resembled him at all. (Wrong, it fits him to a tee) He
    doesn't have total recall and has stated that he travels with a lap top to notate items. Also, he
    uses "cut n' paste" a lot if you read all the way through his ramblings. He is anti-social as shown
    by his angry statements towards those who, by his own admission, have been kind (but not kind
    enough) to him. Still, he's intelligent and seems to be able to "take a joke" on occassion. That's
    where I came in. posted by Gambol on May 19, 2003 02:22


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  3. "Thomas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]... <snip>

    James Takayama posted libel against me using the name "nospam", now he frequently quotes this libel
    using the name "Thomas." -Daryl S. Kabatoff HALOHA

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    See Hebrews 4, here is New Testament Scripture in chapter 4 telling us to remember to honor God's
    4th Commandment. The pre-incarnate Jesus created heaven and earth and provided us with the Ten
    Commandments. Then He came to earth in human form and abided by His Ten Commandments. Then He was
    crucified on the 6th day of the week, RESTED in the tomb on the 7th day of the week, then rose on
    the first day of the week to resume His ministry (His WORK). He rose on a Sunday to resume His work
    while the filthy churches teach you that His rising on a Sunday changes His day of rest to Sunday.

    Let us strive to enter that rest and honor what God desires that we honor rather than continue to
    strive to hold onto the things that our are important to our friends, family and ourselves. -Daryl
    S. Kabatoff