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  1. Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first
    birthday-present tricycle.

    Now I know I must be a father.

    regards, Ian SMith
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  2. On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 21:37:23 +0000 (UTC), Ian Smith
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first
    birthday-present tricycle.

    KMX Kart? ;-)

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  3. you know? said:

    On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 21:37:23 +0000 (UTC), Ian Smith
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first
    birthday-present tricycle.

    KMX Kart? ;-)

    Sadly not - I shortlisted it, but management over-ruled it. I also
    found a delta that was even lower than teh trice and was steered with
    two levers swinging the whole back axle around a central pivot. That
    was over-ruled as well.

    Of course, since she'll only be two, neither would see much use for
    the first five years of their life. No, we have a Kettler Happy Plus
    (something like that) from Toys-R-Us sitting proudly next to teh
    Trice in teh garage.

    I will hurry to get my defence in first - it was after some weeks of
    trying to find what we wanted in every local bike shop ("well, we've
    got some in boxes out the back, but we're too busy to get them out at
    the moment"😉. We even tried a couple of branches of Halfords before
    sinking so low.

    regards, Ian SMith
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  4. Ian Smith said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first birthday-
    present tricycle.
    Now I know I must be a father.
    regards, Ian SMith
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    Ian, Hope your daughter enjoys the trike. Hope you enjoy helping her
    learn how to ride it. Hope she goes on to love cycling.

    Here's the patronising bit (sorry): bikes, especially children's bikes
    are often sold as DIY items. The fact is, they need to be properly
    assembled before ridden. Assembly instructions are generally inadequate;
    you need to be confident (I'm not suggesting that you are not) that the
    bike is assembled correctly. Unless you are really sure I would always
    recommend seeking the assistance of a bike mechanic.

    Ian

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  5. In message <[email hidden]>, wheelsgoround
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:
    Ian Smith said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first
    birthday-
    present tricycle.


    Quoted message said:

    Ian, Hope your daughter enjoys the trike. Hope you enjoy helping her
    learn how to ride it.

    do you need hlp to learn how to ride a kiddies trike, my daughter seemed
    to 'just do it' :-)

    Quoted message said:

    Hope she goes on to love cycling.

    She did at least a mile on her's round the local park- which is a very
    cheap plastic trike, she was given at about 1 year old. when presented
    with a fairly steep 'off road' section, or a more gradual pathway, she
    of course went for the steep rough bit - I have high hopes for her :-)

    Quoted message said:

    Here's the patronising bit (sorry): bikes, especially children's bikes
    are often sold as DIY items. The fact is, they need to be properly
    assembled before ridden.

    Indeed they do, though for a kiddies trike like this you'd have to be
    going some to mess it up - no brakes, no transmission etc.

    We are supposed to be getting her a bike soon though

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  6. On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:09:47 +0000 (UTC), in
    <[email hidden]>, Ian Smith

    Quoted message said:

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    The management demand that you take a hammer to it (gently)

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  7. On Sat, 10 Jul 2004, wheelsgoround <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Ian Smith wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first birthday-
    present tricycle.

    Here's the patronising bit (sorry): bikes, especially children's bikes
    are often sold as DIY items. The fact is, they need to be properly
    assembled before ridden.

    You can come and check over any of teh bikes I've built, if you
    like.

    Quoted message said:

    Unless you are really sure I would always
    recommend seeking the assistance of a bike mechanic.

    The only bicycle maintenance/assembly task I don't do is frame work (I
    do not have a brazing or welding torch, and if I did lay my hands on
    either would be rather out of practice) and facing for headset races
    (because I don't have teh appropriate tool, and I'd rather not bodge
    it). In my experience, I make a better job of assembly than any of
    teh local bike shops.

    However, bicycle assembly abilities have little relevance to a childs
    trike, on which the only standard parts are some of teh bolts - it
    would have been easy were it a conventional bike. Furthermore, as I
    said in my post (though not so explicitly, I admit) the local bike
    shops declined to take my money on teh grounds that they were too busy
    to bother with 'toy' trikes.

    regards, Ian SMith
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  8. chris French said:

    Indeed they do, though for a kiddies trike like this you'd have to be
    going some to mess it up - no brakes, no transmission etc.

    Actually, there's a very interesting transmission in teh one we've
    got. The front wheel free-wheels if you don't pedal and are just
    pushed along, but then if you pedal they drive teh wheel. Fair enough
    - that's what a free-wheel does. However, if you don't pedal but roll
    backwards, it also freewheels, and if you pedal backwards it also
    drives teh wheels backwards.

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    regards, Ian SMith
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  9. Richard Bates said:

    On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:09:47 +0000 (UTC), in
    <[email hidden]>, Ian Smith

    Quoted message said:

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    The management demand that you take a hammer to it (gently)

    I think I shall wait 'till after her birthday...

    regards, Ian SMith
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  10. Ian Smith said:

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    If I were designing one, I may consider something like the lawnmower clutch,
    which has plates that spring out to make contact when the shaft is driven.
    It would need some adapting to take the low spin speeds on a child's bike
    though, and not be upset by jolting. Some form of centrifugally engaged
    clutch may do it though.

    - Richard

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  11. On Sun, 11 Jul, Richard Corfield <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Ian Smith said:

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    If I were designing one, I may consider something like the lawnmower clutch,
    which has plates that spring out to make contact when the shaft is driven.

    Radio control helicopters do the same. I suspect most engine-driven
    radio control things that need a clutch do likewise.

    Quoted message said:

    Some form of centrifugally engaged clutch may do it though.

    Anyway, I don't think that's what's in this one - really incredibly
    slow turning of teh pedals engages it, and there's no feel of anything
    gearing up or spinning inside. There is something engaging and
    releasing - when you change from freewheel to driven, the pedals turn
    slightly (something like 10 to 20 degrees) apparently freely before
    whatever engages.

    My opportunities for experimental investigation are hampered by the
    fact that it's still top secret under cover at the moment. I haven't
    yet tried freewhweeling while simultaneously pedaling at a speed
    slower than teh freewheel. The other thing to try is what if it's
    freewheeling forwards, and you start pedalling backwards - what does
    it try to do then?

    regards, Ian SMith
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  12. Ian Smith said:

    My opportunities for experimental investigation are hampered by the
    fact that it's still top secret under cover at the moment. I haven't
    yet tried freewhweeling while simultaneously pedaling at a speed
    slower than teh freewheel.

    It sounds as much fun for adults as for children!

    There are a few other ideas I could have, but more thought would be needed
    to flesh them out.

    Quoted message said:

    The other thing to try is what if it's
    freewheeling forwards, and you start pedalling backwards - what does
    it try to do then?

    Hopefuly try to slow down. I wonder also if it can be held on a hill without
    moving.

    Sounds an interesting mechanism - if practical on an adult bike, it would
    mean reverse on the trike! 3 point turns would become possible without
    having to pull on the wheels, push on the floor, or unclip my feet.

    - Richard

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  13. 11 Jul Richard Corfield said:
    Ian Smith said:

    The other thing to try is what if it's
    freewheeling forwards, and you start pedalling backwards - what does
    it try to do then?

    Hopefuly try to slow down. I wonder also if it can be held on a hill without
    moving.

    Well, seizing the afternoon nap as an opportunity for experimentation
    - it engages and teh pedals immediately try and drive teh wheel
    backwards is teh answer. If you pedal in teh same direction but
    slower than teh wheel is already turning, nothing happens (ie, it
    stays disengaged). I didn't think about trying its holding ability
    - I guess I'll try what if you engage it (by pedalling up a hill,
    then slow and stop pedalling) does it stay engaged and hold.

    Quoted message said:

    Sounds an interesting mechanism - if practical on an adult bike, it would
    mean reverse on the trike! 3 point turns would become possible without
    having to pull on the wheels, push on the floor, or unclip my feet.

    It's got no gearing, just 1:1 to teh pedals, but I guess it would be
    possible to build it into a hub in place of a freewheel. However, to
    give teh trike reverse you'd also need to get a deraileur running in
    reverse, which they're not keen on. I have no idea how practical it
    would be to combine it with a hub gear so you _did_ get a working
    reverse.

    Teh bonus is I didn't know it did all this when we bought it - I
    thought it was just a plain direct-drive fixed wheel, when it actually
    proves to have all this play value even before my daughter gets to it!

    regards, Ian SMith
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  14. Ian Smith <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions.

    Some time ago somebody explained to me (on a unicyling news group I think)
    about modern BMX hubs which do something very similar sounding to this.
    Maybe they share the same workings? I suggest you take your daughter down
    to the nearest half pipe and get her to try a few tricks :-)

    Graeme

  15. in message <[email hidden]>, Ian Smith

    (') said:

    On Sun, 11 Jul, chris French <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Indeed they do, though for a kiddies trike like this you'd have to
    be going some to mess it up - no brakes, no transmission etc.

    Actually, there's a very interesting transmission in teh one we've
    got. The front wheel free-wheels if you don't pedal and are just
    pushed along, but then if you pedal they drive teh wheel. Fair enough
    - that's what a free-wheel does. However, if you don't pedal but roll
    backwards, it also freewheels, and if you pedal backwards it also
    drives teh wheels backwards.

    So, there's a mechanism in there that will free-wheel and drive in
    both directions. The annoying thing is, it's a sealed pre-assembled
    unit and I can't get in to see how it works!

    Presumably a clutch actuated by moving the pedals? A cam on the
    crankshaft pushes the dog into engagement, and a damped response of the
    dog prevents it falling out before the cam comes round again; if
    pedalling stops the damped response allows the dog to continue to
    retract until it disengaged? If my theory is right, then very, very
    slow but smooth pedalling would result in intermittent drive.

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  16. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 10 Jul 2004, wheelsgoround <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Ian Smith wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Well, I've just spent the evening in teh garage cursing hieroglyphic
    assembly instructions in order to put together my daughter's first birthday-
    present tricycle.

    Here's the patronising bit (sorry): bikes, especially children's bikes
    are often sold as DIY items. The fact is, they need to be properly
    assembled before ridden.

    You can come and check over any of teh bikes I've built, if you
    like.

    Quoted message said:

    Unless you are really sure I would always
    recommend seeking the assistance of a bike mechanic.

    The only bicycle maintenance/assembly task I don't do is frame work (I
    do not have a brazing or welding torch, and if I did lay my hands on
    either would be rather out of practice) and facing for headset races
    (because I don't have teh appropriate tool, and I'd rather not bodge
    it). In my experience, I make a better job of assembly than any of
    teh local bike shops.

    However, bicycle assembly abilities have little relevance to a childs
    trike, on which the only standard parts are some of teh bolts - it
    would have been easy were it a conventional bike. Furthermore, as I
    said in my post (though not so explicitly, I admit) the local bike
    shops declined to take my money on teh grounds that they were too busy
    to bother with 'toy' trikes.

    regards, Ian SMith


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